Yellow
(parody to Mellow)
Have you ever seen a new kid play ITG?
Have you ever seen a guy fail a song on easy?
Have you ever been tired, your legs felt like Jell-o?
Your skin color is yellow
Have you ever been pissed at a distracting noob?
Have your ever acted like a dumbass on YouTube?
Have you ever been shy, didn't even say "Hello"
Your skin color is yellow
School's over, time to get out of class
Gettin' some lunch, cutting across the grass
Throw out all the legumes, keep the rest to consume
Now you wanna head on over to the game room
So get your laptop and your USB
Open Groovestats, it's your less-than-three
Hacking the machine, you know the way
Here come the ladies? Free play!
Now stomp, stomp goes the beat of the pad
Hold was bad, you're now friggin' mad
Miss, miss in the melody
That was b.s., you gonna RC?
Wham, bam, boogie if you can
You want to get the sensors fixed? I know a man
He's got screwdrivers and electrical tape
Ask nicely so you can bracket rape
Have you ever had to withdraw cash from a bank?
Have you ever let somebody buy you a drank?
Have you ever sat on the couch and caught a Swellow?
Your skin color is yellow
Have you ever had feet too small to cheat the hands?
Have you ever had uncontrollable sweat glands?
Has it ever been said, "Your arms are weak as marshmallows?"
Your skin color is yellow
(Random lines that contribute nothing to the original song) Get out the magic keyboard!
Have you ever seen someone who got a quad star?
Have you ever passed a song while playing no bar?
Has it ever been said, "You're a jolly good fellow!"
Your skin color is yellow