Hey again! I know I've told some people I would have my Sirius/OC story up first, but this just randomly came to me, so enjoy!

IDEK

Hedwig was sitting on a branch at the edge of the Forbidden Forest. She just came back from mailing a letter to Sirius. She was waiting for Draco Malfoys owl, Ares, who was taking her on a date to a very fine restaurant deep in the forest, which was made for owls (and owned my Hagrid. Hmmmmm he made some mean rock cakes!), when Fawkes came flying by and sat down beside her.

'Are you a library book?' He asked.

'Do I look like one to you?' Hedwig said.

'Because I cant stop checking you out.' Fawkes replied.

'What the shizz-nit?! That makes no sense. And the line is 'You must be a library book, because I cant seem to stop checking you out.' Hedwig said, annoyed.

'Hey babe no need to get you pretty little feathers ruffled! I was just smooth talking my way on a date with you. Here let me try another one.'

'Oh please don't.' Hedwig said.

'If I could rearange the alphabet, I would but U and I together.' He said. 'Was that better?'

'Oh god no! And im going on a date with Ares Malfoy, hottest owl in all of Hogwarts.' Hedwig sighed, and looked up at the sky.

'Oh please, I saved Harry Potter from dyeing, Dumbledores pet, AND a gorgeous phoenix, to top it all of.' Fawkes bragged.

'You die every once in a while. Your also to bright and orange for my taste. Im into the dark, mysterious kind of owls.'

'You mean Edward Cullen types?' Fawkes asked.

'What in Merlins sweaty gym socks is a Edward Cullen? Some sort of half-dead sparkly thing that isolates his loved ones from their friends and family, and is a bit abusive?' Hedwig asked.

'I think so,' Fawkes said. 'I just got this vision that there's a British guy who fakes an American accent and is 100 some odd years old.'

'Well that's good to know.' Hedwig said. She looked up at the sky. 'Oh and there's Ares now. Ill see you Fawkes. And p.s, don't try to "smooth talk" a girl again. I beg you.' Before he could answer, Hedwig flew up and soared of into the Forbidden Forest with Ares, to get her self a rock cake.

'Fuck this. I'm going to the bird bar to get pissed and do things I wont be proud of in the morening. Stupid, stuck up, rich, handsome owls. I'm hotter then him, right?'

Did you like? I'm quite proud to say that this is the FIRST EVER HEDWIG/FAWKES STORY! WOAH! So review!

Lots of cookies,

-Flo