Naruto watched in awe as Kaguya transformed into a colossal blob, the heads of the Tailed Beasts roaring from her. Sasuke stared, his right eye closed, trying to find some way to break through the Goddess.
Meanwhile, Kakashi flew around the sky with Sakura. Kakasaku, baby.
Kaguya roared, a roar that represented her anger as all of her periods came at once. A tsunami of blood erupted, washing over the landscape and drowning Black Zetsu, who hadn't yet learned how to swim.
The blob of pure chakra smashed in on it self, a ghostly Silohette of Espadara Uchiha raping it briefly, as Chakra itself consumed Kaguya to stop all war. The blob soon began making form, transforming into a lovely piece of living room furniture, a large chair.
"A...chair?" Naruto inquired, honestly confused. Sasuke nodded slowly, blinking twice as if it were a mere illusion.
Kakashi, however, was too busy seeing if he could lose his virginity to Sakura while still keeping Susano'o on.
"SASUKE ILL SAVE YOU!" A voice cooly yelled, as a brilliant Pheonix humanoid appeared in an explosion of hype. It was Itachi, in Pheonix Sage Mode. "The Soloking has arrived, peasants."
Hiruzen jumped from a dimensional vortex, the penises of the other Hokage hung around his neck, his body now that of when he was youthful, and in his Prime. "Neutralize, bitch!" He yelled, whipping some kind of Jutsu out that negated all of Itachi's techs and killed him.
Hiruzen smirked at Naruto and Sasuke. "Stay there, young ones. I shall neutralize this beast, for I am Prime Hiruzen. Believe in the hype!"
The giant chair roared, bitchslapping Prime Hiruzen in the dick. "STATE OF KAZ." It said, as Hiruzen blasted apart in hundreds of Hype crystals. Naruto and Sasuke looked worriedly at each other, before smirking. Placing the seals on their hands together, they let out a battle cry.
"Homo Power...activate!" They yelled, becoming an insanely sexy mix of both of them with a 42 inch dick. He furiously dickslashed the chair at 900 km/second, three times as fast as Itachi, and the chair exploded, revealing it was made in IKEA.
Naruto and Sasuke split apart, sweating and breathing hard from their joining of both body and souls, their determination proving Rock hard as the results of their rapid dick slashing sprayed success all over them. A portal appeared, dropping them all off in Konoha, everyone free from their dreamscape.
"What a fight!" Kakashi said, holding a traumatized Sakura. "Guess I should be Hokage now!"
Naruto bitchslapped Kakashi. "Ah hell naw nigga! I've been saying I want to be Hokage since the series first started!"
"I'm afraid your both out of luck." A mysterious voice said, holding the Hokage Hat atop his head. Team Sevens eyes widened in surprise, except for the still traumatized Sakura, as they peered upon the greatness of their new Hokage.
Weilding the Sharingarm, Yamato's headpiece, Jiraiya's hair, Gai's eyebrows, Jinchuuriki of the eleven tailed rape Toucan, possessor of the Sharinnebyakusenpoubukkakegan, and furiously banging every woman in the village, with Kushina and Mikoto right in front, was a man to whom all were loyal.
Udon had finally made his move.