What Should had happened in Harry's fifth Year
A/N: This is an oneshot in response to the 'Daily Prompts from Mods' topic! Takes place in Fifth Year :D. Made it cause I was bored and I just want to humiliate Umbridge. A little OOC I suppose but I really don't care
Disclaimer: Don't own HP
Today is the last straw Minerva McGonagall storming to the DADA class. Today another one of her students complained about how little Dolores was teaching and how it was all useless because they all learned it last year. Also the student accidentally showed her their hand and the markings on it due to the blood quill they used in last detention.
In a fury Minerva slammed open the door to the DADA class –the class being there was the fifth year Slytherin and Gryffindor students- and everyone glanced up staring at Minerva, whose nostrils were flaring in anger.
"Minerva," Dolores began in a honey coated sweet voice which disgusted Minerva.
"Dolores, this is the last straw!" Minerva hissed interrupting quietly while her fingers curled into fists.
"What do you mean? And how dare you interrupt my class, and smash my door-" Dolores said slightly raising her voice but was interrupted
"HOW DARE I? Have all those insufferable little pink fuzzy clothes you were giving you brain damage?" Minerva cried out then yelled "NO PROFESSOR SHALL EVER USE BLOOD QUILLS AT HOGWARTS WHILE I AM HERE! And the curriculum! Only the idiots would use those books, but I suppose I must you qualify as that! I am going to bloody well make sure you NEVER teach from this day ON!" Minerva said.
Umbridge was cowering behind her desk now, but due to sheer stupidity stood and yelled "AND HOW ARE YOU GOING TO DO THAT? Your headmaster will think you are just simply overreacting, and It will be you who won't be able to teach anymore because you are messing with the Ministry now and it won't be long before you get sent to Azkaban!" She cried out.
"Sent to Azkaban? That's the best threat you have? You're inadequate, stupid and a disgrace to your profession!" Minerva hissed in a deadly voice before whipping out her wand, pointing it at Umbridge and hissing a spell. A jet of greenish pinkish light shot out of Minerva's wand and hit Umbridge straight in the face, knocking her backwards.
The students –not being able to see Umbridge now- were silent until Harry Potter spoke up "Um Professor, what did you Umbridge?"
"Well why don't you just go behind her desk and poke your new teacher Potter." Minerva said holding back a grin as Harry went over to the back and gasped before bending down and poking something. The students held their breath before hearing a loud "RIBBIT!" and suddenly a pink toad leaped onto Umbridge's desk. The class burst into laughter and applauded Professor McGonagall blushed and bowed before saying "Class dismissed, I want a two foot explanation on why Professor Umbridge isinadequate, stupid and a disgrace to her profession and twenty points to the House who has the best and longest explanation" She said before leaving the room