Harley Quinn: let me tell you a story about me being sad in August 7, 2015, that day when I had a sad situation where wonder woman and I were heading to the store to buy something.
(August 7, 2015)
Harley Quinn: (voiceover) here's me, being sad, and here's wonder woman.
wonder woman: are you ready to admit that you're crying, Harley?
Harley Quinn: (groans and started to cry) ok, you're right. I'm crying, are you happy now?
wonder woman: oh, I'm happy for me, but I'm sad for you. but Harley, I'm promise to keep this between you, me, Pinkalicious, and everything, we will see.
Harley Quinn: (tried to start an engine) I'm not crying because of Pinkalicious! Camaro isn't me or Pinkalicious. Camaro is my car.
wonder woman: no, this is not because of your car, Harley.
Harley Quinn: I think something is wrong with her. (starting to cry) I check this morning, and there wasn't water in exhaust. (crying) oh god!
(voiceover) and that's why I feel sad because of this situation, but I feel better now.
