Sharpay hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well, I was trying to commit suicide." Sharpay replied.
"What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"
"No, Silly!" Sharpay said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."
"And then?" asked the doctor.
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."
"And then?"
"Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."
Gabriella, a brunette, Taylor, also a brunette, and Sharpay, a blonde, were hanging out until some dudes came and kidnapped them.
They took Gabriella, pointed a gun at her and said "Ready, aim-"
Gabriella screamed "FLOOD!"
The guys looked around to see if there was any water around and Gabriella escaped.
They grabbed Taylor, pointed the gun at her and said "Ready, aim-"
Taylor screamed "DUST STORM!"
The guys looked around to see if there was any dust and she escaped.
They finally grabbed Sharpay, pointed the gun to her and said "Ready, aim-"
Suddenly, Sharpay screamed "FIRE!"
And they shot her.
Sharpay Evans was so stupid that...
-she called me to get my phone number.
-she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
-she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
-she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
-she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
-she tried to drown a fish.
-she thought a quarterback was a refund.
-she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
-she tripped over a cordless phone.
-she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
-she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
-she studied for a blood test.
-she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
-when she heard that 90 of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
-when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
-when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
A police officer stops Sharpay Evans for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
Sharpay Evans and Ryan Evans were robbing a hotel. Sharpay said, "I hear sirens. Jump!"
Ryan said, "But we're on the 13th floor!"
Sharpay screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious."
Q: Why are there no ice cubes in Sharpay Evans' s freezer?
A: She forgot the recipe.
NEW INVENTIONS BY SHARPAY EVANS
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlight
Submarine screen door
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart board
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chair
Water proof tea bags
Zero proof alcohol
Reusable ice cubes
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Sharpay Evans and Ryan Evans were in the woods hunting. Sharpay looked at Ryan and said, "I've got to take a crap."
Ryan said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap."
Sharpay said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass."
Ryan replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
Sharpay said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"
She left and came back with crap all over her hands and clothes.
Ryan looked at her and asked, "What the hell happened to you?"
Sharpay replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
How does Sharpay Evans have safe sex?
She locks the car door.
Ok, I was really bored when I made this story so, there you go. REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thnx
Rachel