Phrases from Wheel of Time; how to use them every day
Author's note: My friend, Angel of Ice, helped me come up with some of these. If you have any suggestions for updates of this page, please review and tell me. I will put your user name right here . Beautiful blank space isn't it.
P.S. If I owned the Wheel of Time why would I be writing FAN fics?
Phrases:
It's time to toss the dice: when you have a really hard test; you did not study. WELL you MIGHT be tra'vern…
Sa souraya manain niende ye: when you feel like stating the obvious and at the same time confusing everyone. (It means 'I am lost in my own mind'- Old Tougue)
Forsaken/Darkfriend: for one of those teachers (my P.E. teacher is Bala'zamon; my principal is Shai'tan; my school disciplinary is Semerhage for her obvious love of torturing kids)
Kinslayer: the cafeteria ladies (if your cafeteria food is anything like mine)
May the Light burn you: a new innovative curse that you will not get in trouble for using
Blood and bloody ashes: when you feel like being like Uno or Mat
Flaming bloody ashes: same as above
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: when you feel like taking up space in a fanfic
Woolhead: call to any person around you that is male
Rand: a potent curse; use reservingly lest it lose potency
Mat: for any bloody light burned fool who has ten times his luck and more
Aiel: anyone who would put a spear through any one who stepped in a puddle of water
Myrdraal/ Trollics (sp?): assistant teachers
Brown Ajah: librarians that probe into things that are none of their business
Rhetorical Questions:
What did they call the call the Old Tongue when it was new?
Why do cats love Aes Sedai, and hate Asha'man when they are both so clearly repulsive?
When is Robert flaming Jordan going to flaming publish his next bloody book?
Why is Mat, our favorite character, developing horrible traits, such as RESPONSIBILITY?
What is with Lews Therin in Rand's head?
Why hasn't Rand gone insane and destroyed the entire earth, as it would be interesting, and would rid us of Rand?
Why hasn't RJ realized what a mob of angry fans can do?
Where is the White Tower in OUR WORLD? (I've searched on every map and Tar'valon is plainly NOT THERE. Apparently RJ did not realize that he had gotten the wrong place for the White Tower)
Why is Morgase not come back to straighten Elayne out, as she clearly needs it?
Well that's it. PEASE review. Excuse the spelling. Or Else.
P.S. My friend is infatuated with Mat. How do I get her mental help?
Author's note: My friend, Angel of Ice, helped me come up with some of these. If you have any suggestions for updates of this page, please review and tell me. I will put your user name right here . Beautiful blank space isn't it.
P.S. If I owned the Wheel of Time why would I be writing FAN fics?
Phrases:
It's time to toss the dice: when you have a really hard test; you did not study. WELL you MIGHT be tra'vern…
Sa souraya manain niende ye: when you feel like stating the obvious and at the same time confusing everyone. (It means 'I am lost in my own mind'- Old Tougue)
Forsaken/Darkfriend: for one of those teachers (my P.E. teacher is Bala'zamon; my principal is Shai'tan; my school disciplinary is Semerhage for her obvious love of torturing kids)
Kinslayer: the cafeteria ladies (if your cafeteria food is anything like mine)
May the Light burn you: a new innovative curse that you will not get in trouble for using
Blood and bloody ashes: when you feel like being like Uno or Mat
Flaming bloody ashes: same as above
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ILLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYNAAAAAAAAAAAAAA: when you feel like taking up space in a fanfic
Woolhead: call to any person around you that is male
Rand: a potent curse; use reservingly lest it lose potency
Mat: for any bloody light burned fool who has ten times his luck and more
Aiel: anyone who would put a spear through any one who stepped in a puddle of water
Myrdraal/ Trollics (sp?): assistant teachers
Brown Ajah: librarians that probe into things that are none of their business
Rhetorical Questions:
What did they call the call the Old Tongue when it was new?
Why do cats love Aes Sedai, and hate Asha'man when they are both so clearly repulsive?
When is Robert flaming Jordan going to flaming publish his next bloody book?
Why is Mat, our favorite character, developing horrible traits, such as RESPONSIBILITY?
What is with Lews Therin in Rand's head?
Why hasn't Rand gone insane and destroyed the entire earth, as it would be interesting, and would rid us of Rand?
Why hasn't RJ realized what a mob of angry fans can do?
Where is the White Tower in OUR WORLD? (I've searched on every map and Tar'valon is plainly NOT THERE. Apparently RJ did not realize that he had gotten the wrong place for the White Tower)
Why is Morgase not come back to straighten Elayne out, as she clearly needs it?
Well that's it. PEASE review. Excuse the spelling. Or Else.
P.S. My friend is infatuated with Mat. How do I get her mental help?