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"I want to fuck you."

"Isn't this a little risky, Kyouya?" Haruhi said without looking at him. They were standing near each other looking at the scene in front of them. The twins have started their relentless teasing of the king, and as expected of Tamaki, he took the bait without fail.

At the corner of the room, Honey and Mori are seated enjoying confections with their former kouhai, Reiko. They seemed content. Honey alternating the direction of his moe between Reiko and Mori.

They were in plain view, but no one was paying attention to them. Kyouya made sure of that like always when they started this little game of theirs.

"That's where the thrill lies, Haruhi. Getting your pussy wet while in the presence of all these people." He smirked at her.

She rolled her eyes. "Get me wet with just your words?" He heard her challenge him.

"Are you proposing something more, Haruhi? My, aren't you an adventurous one." His grin widened just a fraction as he leaned down to whisper on her ear, as subtle as he can so that the others would not notice.

"As long as I would get to eat you out later, I would not oppose." He blew gentle air on her ear inciting goosebumps. Satisfied with the effect it had on her, he stood up straight once again.

"When have you started thinking with your dick, Kyouya?" She was trying to get back at him. She still didn't fully accept that his presence was enough to arouse her.

"When my dick and my brain agreed that I should be inside you." She snorted. She was getting hot and bothered but he would not win this round. With that unattractive sound, the twins and the king finally stopped their roughhousing to pay attention to them, well, to her.

Ordinarily, she would find the attention annoying, but she knows that Kyouya couldn't do any more damage if those three were within earshot.

"Eh? What did Kyouya-senpai tell you that made you snort?" Kaoru.

"Did he threaten to buy out the firm you work at?" Hikaru.

"Or maybe he propositioned you?" The twins said simultaneously, an evil smirk on each of their lips.

"Proposition?! Kyouya, how could you? Why would you do that to our sweet, pure, Haruhi?" Tamaki said while holding Haruhi so close she couldn't breathe.

Haruhi? Sweet? Pure? Pfft.

"Senpai, senpai, air." Haruhi managed to choke out. Tamaki's grip loosened but he didn't let go.

Kyouya's glasses glared. "Calm yourself, you idiot. I was just explaining to Haruhi how she should have moved out of your shared apartment seeing as you two are no longer together."

Automatically, the former host club king let go of Haruhi as if he was burned. Kyouya knew it was still a sore spot for his best friend but it has been years since things have ended between the two.

"I said I was getting to it, Kyouya-senpai." She harshly emphasized on the senpai which was now unnatural on her tongue when referring to the older boy, uh, man.

"You don't really have to do that, Haruhi. I like having you around. I still care for you, you know that." Tamaki has matured over the years, even more so when he and Haruhi were together but credit to his growth was when they finally parted.

"I know that, senpai. I like your company as well, but you would start dating soon and it wouldn't be a good idea if your future girlfriend finds out that you're still living with your ex-girlfriend even if as just friends." Her hand was on his cheek and her eyes solely on him like how she used to do when she knows he needed reassurance.

More importantly, she would start dating soon, and it won't bode well for the blonde.

It has been years since they admitted their feelings to each other. They did start dating after that fateful day at the airport, and as expected, the host club supported them. Even trailing them on dates to make sure nothing would interfere, even if it was Tamaki's stupidity. She inwardly sighed when she remembered their first date where he wore traditional clothing that his grandmother suggested because she didn't know he was going on a date.

Of course, Haruhi knew when they the others were around but it didn't bother her. She knows it would have been hard for the twins, especially Hikaru to have supported them but with them lurking in the shadows, ensuring she and Tamaki had a wonderful time meant a great deal to her.

Their relationship overcame long distance when she studied her second year in Boston, well, because Tamaki came with her. As well as the host club. She guessed that she could not get away from them, not that she would want to, but she would never tell them that. She got lightheaded just thinking of the bone-crushing hugs and the tears and snots. She knows that they knew.

It was after four years that Haruhi and Tamaki had called it quits. Although they still loved each other, they didn't get to spend enough time with each other. They only saw each other a few hours within the day, and it was a rarity in itself. They would consider themselves lucky if they had a weekend with one another.

Between Tamaki's business school, teaching music to children, and participating in every commoner raffle, game, and TV show (he actually became a local celebrity for the common folk, appearing so much in ridiculous game shows), and Haruhi's law school, they drifted apart. When they realized that the ache whenever they were together, the gut-wrenching, heart-pounding feelings they were introduced to simmered into familial affection, they decided that it would be better to sever their relationship.

They were living together in America at that time, in a mansion-like apartment, no less so when they broke up, Tamaki simply moved his things into another room. If it's possible, they would even say they were happier now that they have come to the conclusion that the strong emotions they once had for each other were fleeting.

That has been years ago, felt like a lifetime to both of them. They were glad for the time they shared, but it was better this way.

"As I was saying, I already found a suitable apartment for you to move into. It is walking distance to your law firm, in a safe neighborhood accessible to all kinds of commercial buildings and groceries. The apartment also features a dining and sitting area that could house up to 10 to 12 people. It also has an enormous kitchen."

"12 people?" He just gave her a pointed look. Think.

Ah, right. I technically live alone, but the host club usually comes by every other day.

"It has also one master bedroom with a master bath, two guest bedrooms, and it is within the budget we have discussed a few months ago."

She was confused. All the amenities and the space sounded too good to be true, and far too expensive. How can it fit the budget she has given him?

"When I told the owner that Fujioka Haruhi was the one to lease the apartment, he immediately lowered the asking price."

"He? Who's he? Is he trying to get our precious Haruhi to fall for him with his generosity? Although, it is an admirable quality of a gentleman. Who's he, Kyouya?"

"Ootori Yoshio. It seems like you acquired yourself an admirer in my father, Haruhi."

"Why would he want me to have an apartment?"

Kyouya shrugged. "It seems that you have made an impact on the justice system that he would want you to be on his side, although he would not hire you in the near future. My father believes in making alliances, as do I."

"I couldn't possib—" She was cut off.

"Your refusal would be taken as a personal offense by my father, as well as myself as I personally looked into the furnishing and location of your new apartment. I assure you, Haruhi. You would not want to scorn an Ootori." His glasses glared knowing that Haruhi would make a wise decision. It wouldn't bode well for you to make enemies not out of one but two Ootoris.

She felt her sweat dropped. Damned, Kyouya, backing me into a corner. She could believe that the conversation has escalated from him asking to fuck her to Ootori Yoshio wanting to give her an apartment for a very affordable price. Are all Ootori men this entitled? Rich bastards.

I kinda feel like this is my fault. I shouldn't have called back up this early.

"Do I have a choice, Kyouya-senpai?" Although more subdued, she still made sure that he understood that she was angry at him.

"Yes, actually. Would you want to visit the apartment now or tomorrow?"

"Going to Haru-chan's apartment?" Honey leaped out of his seat and ran across the room where the others were gathered.

"I want to see, I want to see!" The boy hugged his Usa-chan that now sported a suit that the Hitachiin's have made for it closer and made his doe eyes even bigger. It was a deadly attack.

"It's settled!" Tamaki exclaimed, regaining his composure and sparkles after finding out his roommate would be leaving him soon. "We shall visit Haruhi's new apartment and give her appropriate house-warming gifts from the dollar store! Operation: Find Haruhi the Best Commoner House Warming Gift is now in progress!"

"Yes, sir!" The twins chorused.

Everybody ran out of the mansion heading straight for their cars and to the dollar stores. They decided to meet up an hour after to view the apartment together.

Eh? EH? What the hell just happened?

"Rich bastards, rich bastard with eyeglasses and his dad." She muttered under her breath.

"Shall we?" Kyouya came closer and put pressure on her lower back to make her move.

"Huh? We said we'd meet up in an hour. Can we just go then? I'm not really in the mood to find things for a new apartment."

"Ah, Haruhi, you must be mistaken. I was referring to our previous conversation about me putting my dick inside you and fucking you senseless." He smiled at her with all that violet roses kind of air around him. His host façade then dropped, and he looked at her like he did when he was above her.

Dangerous, and passionate, and irresistible.

"A-ahh, ah." A nervous laugh escaped her lips. So the game wasn't over.


Author's note: Hello, everyone! I was just in the mood in a dirty-talking Kyouya. I totally see him doing that to Haruhi. Since this is Rated M, expect sex scenes but I am undecided if I should do A) Haruhi x Kyouya, B) Haruhi x Tamaki, C) Haruhi x Kyouya x Tamaki. Please cast your vote!

Please read and review! I haven't had the chance to review this piece so comments would be greatly appreciated. I also have stories about Chihayafuru and Ghost Hunt. Please check them out.