Disclaimer: The characters, story, plot of Supernatural are NOT mine; they all belong to Kripke, that magnificent bastard. I just like to play with his action figures sometimes. :B

Challenge Word: Pressure.

Bonus: This one is for Onyx Moonbeam: Dialogue-heavy hurt!Dean, with at least a fixing!Sam.

Word Count: 100. I promise.

A/N: Yeah, so... This is post-season four. Complete with sarcastic Winchesters, a good helping of hurt!Dean, and a fixing (if not completely protective-seeming) Sam. But I think it redeems itself at the end. Hopefully you'll like this, Onyx Moonbeam! And hopefully, so will everyone else. :D

Summary: E/O Challenge: Pressure. Spoilers for season 4. --Routine first aid becomes an issue, but is resolved by the power of a single swear-word.--


The Good Doctor, and His Pal Igor


"Ah! Jesus Christ, Sammy! You were better at this when you were nine, I swear..."

"Gee, I'm sorry that I have to put pressure on your heavily bleeding wound. Maybe next time I'll just let you bleed out."

"Hey; thanks Sam! Maybe it's time to change your tampon- MOTHERFUCKER!"

Gauze taken away, and the first stitch (relatively) safely in place; there's a pause.

"Really, Dean? You were more stoic when you were thirteen."

"Yeah, well, back then I wasn't dealing with jittery junkie fingers tryin' to Frankenstein me back together."

An awkward silence.

"Bitch."

A tentative smile.

"Jerk."

Apology accepted.