Catherine: CONGRADS! YOU HAVE STUMBLED INTO ANOTHER ONE OF MY TRIGUN
FICS!
Chelea: (blinks) This is only your second. AND YOU KILLED LEAGTO IN YOUR OTHER ONE!! (growls)
Catherine: I still got to make the sequel to that.
Chelea: I still don't think Legato would go to Heaven...
Catherine: WELL TO BAD! (smiles)
Chelea: O.O;
Catherine: One candy cane and I become on a sugar high...
Chelea: (can't see now because of the red light she just shined in her eye)
Catherine: Now on with the fic.
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Star looked out the window on the December day lookin' at the deck, which was not covered with snow.
"We need snow..." Star whined.
* * * * *
Keket sat on her bed and stared out her own window.
"I am soo glad there's no snow out." she sighed, but as she thought this, it started snowing. "Argh! Ra you always do this to me!"
* * * * *
Star watches it snow and yells, "YEA!!! YOU GO RA!"
* * * * *
Keket took to banging her head off the wall yelling, "Why?! Why?! Why?!!"
Just then there was a knock at the door.
"Go away!" she muttered.
The door opened anyway, exposing everyone's favorite blue-haired physco- physic. "Did you do this, Keket?"
"Not exactly..." Keket said, glaring up at the sky.
Zazie ran into Keket's room. "Guess what?!"
"What?" Keket and Legato said at the same time.
"I invited Vash and his friend Star over for a party!" Zazie said happily.
"YOU WHAT???!!!!!" Keket and Legato yelled together.
Keket chased Zazie out of her room swearing quite a bit.
"AHH!!!"
"You little-!"
"Don't hurt me!"
* * * * *
Star slams the phone down and yells, "Hey Vash!"
Star heard snoring down the hall.
"Oh Vash!!!!" Star said running in his room.
Vash slept on his bed snoring as usual. Star grinned and ran up to his bed and jumped on him, "Oh Vash!" She yelled in his ear.
Vash sprung up in his bed and glared at Star, "What..."
"The little dude invited us over for a party!" Star said sitting on Vash's bed.
"What little dude?" Vash said.
"The little gun-ho gun dude." Star said.
"Wha?" Vash said as he scratched his head.
* * * * *
The other Gun-Ho Guns had finally gotten Keket to calm down. That is, after she shot numerous vases and pictures off the wall trying to get Zazie. Legato had taken the liberty to tie her to a chair. She was muttering incoherently.
"What kinda party is it...?" she asked finally.
"A dance party..." Zazie said from behind Legato.
All color left Keket's face. "WHAT!!!! YOU KNOW I DON'T DANCE YOU LITTLE-"
"Keket!" Legato interrupted.
"Oh yeah... Sorry, I forgot that's your special nickname Legato..." Keket said smugly.
Legato glared at her.
"I'm gonna make you do the chicken dance!" she laughed.
"Wench..."
"Bastard..."
* * * * *
Star dragged Vash out of his bed and said, "Get dressed."
"No." Vash said diving back for his bed.
"Yes." Star said grabbing him.
"I'm not gettin' changed anytime soon with you in here." Vash said.
Star paused and said, "Oh..."
Star walked out and closed the door. Vash was makin' a break for his bed again then Star opened the door and said, "Oh no you don't!"
"Oh yes I do." Vash said clinging to his bed.
Star tugged Vash off but he still clung to the bed. Star growled and put her hands to her hips and said, "Fine no clean underwear for you."
"What do you mean by that." Vash said hiding under his covers.
"I'm getting you dressed and your keepin' those underwear on no new ones!" Star said pulling out his clothes.
"Oh no." Vash said hiding under his bed.
* * * * *
Knives walked out of his office to hear Legato and Keket fighting... again...
He sighed and shook his head, "What's wrong this time?"
Keket looked at him with angry amber eyes. "Zazie invited Vash and Star over for a party!"
"Oh good! I'll go get the decorations!" Knives said, happily running out the door.
Keket sweat dropped. "I'm surrounded..."
* * * * *
Vash growled as Star spiked his hair, "You're goin' and like it. Even though Knives is there but hey."
Vash grumbled.
Weird voice says, "Grumblemon!"
Vash jumps and says, "Ok I'm goin' with you."
"Good." Star smiled happily.
Vash says, "I WILL FIND THAT WEIRD VOICE!!!"
Star shook her head hopelessly and walked out of the room to get changed. Vash made a break for his bed again and Star said, "VASH GET OUT OF THAT BED."
Vash whined like a puppy and crawled out of the bed.
* * * * *
Keket had finally calmed down and was giving Legato puppy eyes. "Pwease lemme go, 'Gato..."
"*Le*gato. There is an L E in it," Legato snapped. "And no, I won't let you go."
Keket's got big and chibi-like. "Pwease? 'Gato-kins?"
Legato twitched. "Never call me that again..."
Keket gave a chibi evil grin. "Pwease 'Gato-kins? I wuv you!"
"Stop saying that!" Legato yelled.
She faked chibi-sobbing. "But it's twue! I wuv you!"
Legato gave up and walked out of the room.
Keket growled and called him a very bad name.
* * * * *
Star tugged Vash out of his room and locked it.
"Try gettin' into bed now." Star said.
Vash bolted down the hall and into Star's bed.
"For cryin' out loud." Star said stomping down to her bedroom.
As soon as she walked into her room Vash grabbed the covers and covered his self up and screamed like a little girl.
"VASH GET THE HECK OUT OF MY BED!" Star said grabbing him.
"NO I DUN WANNA!" Vash cried like a child.
Star growled, "I need to get changed you perv!"
"I won't look." Vash said.
Star's face got red as she was about to yell again.
"Cat got your tongue." Vash said.
Star fell to her knees and started to cry.
Vash blinked and walked up to her, "Didn't mean to make you cry."
"Yea and I didn't mean to do this." Star looked up at Vash and grabbed him by the hand and flung him out of her room.
"AHH!!!" Vash said hitting the wall and Star slammed the door.
* * * * *
Keket stared at the ceiling. E.G. walked in and she looked at him. An idea struck her.
"Oh E.G.!" she said batting her eyelashes at him.
E.G. looked at her. "Yes ma'am?"
Keket resisted the urge to growl. She lost count of how many times she told everyone her name was "Keket". Not "miss", "Miss Gunslinger", or "ma'am". "Can you untie me?" she asked sweetly.
E.G. walked over to her and untied her.
"Thanks babe," she said, winking. She then ran into Legato's room.
"You!" she yelled, tackling him to the floor. "You did that on purpose!"
"No, really?" he said sarcastically. "Now get off me."
"You know," she said, smirking evilly, "I really wasn't kidding when I said I loved you..."
Legato blinked a few times.
She stuck her tongue out at him. "Yeah! In your dreams!"
Keket jumped up and ran to her room and locked the door.
* * * * *
Star walked out of her room and found Vash sleepin' on the couch.
"WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!" Star cried.
Vash woke with a snap.
Star started to cry again.
Vash growled and got up.
The phone rings.
Star stops crying and answers the phone and says, "Hello."
"Hey Star it's Dusty!"
"Oh hewwo!" Star said.
"What's up!" Dusty said.
"Wanna come to a party?!" Star said.
"I'm fine... A party sure!" Dusty said.
"Then come here."
There's a knock at the door.
Star answers, "Hi?"
Dusty has a cell phone, "Hi Star."
"Hi dusty, Hi person at the door." Star smiled and threw the phone over her shoulder.
Star managed to hit Vash with the phone.
"Nice shot Star." Dusty said as she threw her cell phone at Vash.
Cell phone hits Vash.
"Ow... x.o" Vash said.
"LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!" Star said grabbing Vash and Dusty and running out the door.
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Catherine: THERE'S THE FIRST CHAPIE!!!
Chelea: (snickers)
Both: R&R!!!!!!!!
Chelea: That's read and review not rest and relax... :P
Chelea: (blinks) This is only your second. AND YOU KILLED LEAGTO IN YOUR OTHER ONE!! (growls)
Catherine: I still got to make the sequel to that.
Chelea: I still don't think Legato would go to Heaven...
Catherine: WELL TO BAD! (smiles)
Chelea: O.O;
Catherine: One candy cane and I become on a sugar high...
Chelea: (can't see now because of the red light she just shined in her eye)
Catherine: Now on with the fic.
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Star looked out the window on the December day lookin' at the deck, which was not covered with snow.
"We need snow..." Star whined.
* * * * *
Keket sat on her bed and stared out her own window.
"I am soo glad there's no snow out." she sighed, but as she thought this, it started snowing. "Argh! Ra you always do this to me!"
* * * * *
Star watches it snow and yells, "YEA!!! YOU GO RA!"
* * * * *
Keket took to banging her head off the wall yelling, "Why?! Why?! Why?!!"
Just then there was a knock at the door.
"Go away!" she muttered.
The door opened anyway, exposing everyone's favorite blue-haired physco- physic. "Did you do this, Keket?"
"Not exactly..." Keket said, glaring up at the sky.
Zazie ran into Keket's room. "Guess what?!"
"What?" Keket and Legato said at the same time.
"I invited Vash and his friend Star over for a party!" Zazie said happily.
"YOU WHAT???!!!!!" Keket and Legato yelled together.
Keket chased Zazie out of her room swearing quite a bit.
"AHH!!!"
"You little-!"
"Don't hurt me!"
* * * * *
Star slams the phone down and yells, "Hey Vash!"
Star heard snoring down the hall.
"Oh Vash!!!!" Star said running in his room.
Vash slept on his bed snoring as usual. Star grinned and ran up to his bed and jumped on him, "Oh Vash!" She yelled in his ear.
Vash sprung up in his bed and glared at Star, "What..."
"The little dude invited us over for a party!" Star said sitting on Vash's bed.
"What little dude?" Vash said.
"The little gun-ho gun dude." Star said.
"Wha?" Vash said as he scratched his head.
* * * * *
The other Gun-Ho Guns had finally gotten Keket to calm down. That is, after she shot numerous vases and pictures off the wall trying to get Zazie. Legato had taken the liberty to tie her to a chair. She was muttering incoherently.
"What kinda party is it...?" she asked finally.
"A dance party..." Zazie said from behind Legato.
All color left Keket's face. "WHAT!!!! YOU KNOW I DON'T DANCE YOU LITTLE-"
"Keket!" Legato interrupted.
"Oh yeah... Sorry, I forgot that's your special nickname Legato..." Keket said smugly.
Legato glared at her.
"I'm gonna make you do the chicken dance!" she laughed.
"Wench..."
"Bastard..."
* * * * *
Star dragged Vash out of his bed and said, "Get dressed."
"No." Vash said diving back for his bed.
"Yes." Star said grabbing him.
"I'm not gettin' changed anytime soon with you in here." Vash said.
Star paused and said, "Oh..."
Star walked out and closed the door. Vash was makin' a break for his bed again then Star opened the door and said, "Oh no you don't!"
"Oh yes I do." Vash said clinging to his bed.
Star tugged Vash off but he still clung to the bed. Star growled and put her hands to her hips and said, "Fine no clean underwear for you."
"What do you mean by that." Vash said hiding under his covers.
"I'm getting you dressed and your keepin' those underwear on no new ones!" Star said pulling out his clothes.
"Oh no." Vash said hiding under his bed.
* * * * *
Knives walked out of his office to hear Legato and Keket fighting... again...
He sighed and shook his head, "What's wrong this time?"
Keket looked at him with angry amber eyes. "Zazie invited Vash and Star over for a party!"
"Oh good! I'll go get the decorations!" Knives said, happily running out the door.
Keket sweat dropped. "I'm surrounded..."
* * * * *
Vash growled as Star spiked his hair, "You're goin' and like it. Even though Knives is there but hey."
Vash grumbled.
Weird voice says, "Grumblemon!"
Vash jumps and says, "Ok I'm goin' with you."
"Good." Star smiled happily.
Vash says, "I WILL FIND THAT WEIRD VOICE!!!"
Star shook her head hopelessly and walked out of the room to get changed. Vash made a break for his bed again and Star said, "VASH GET OUT OF THAT BED."
Vash whined like a puppy and crawled out of the bed.
* * * * *
Keket had finally calmed down and was giving Legato puppy eyes. "Pwease lemme go, 'Gato..."
"*Le*gato. There is an L E in it," Legato snapped. "And no, I won't let you go."
Keket's got big and chibi-like. "Pwease? 'Gato-kins?"
Legato twitched. "Never call me that again..."
Keket gave a chibi evil grin. "Pwease 'Gato-kins? I wuv you!"
"Stop saying that!" Legato yelled.
She faked chibi-sobbing. "But it's twue! I wuv you!"
Legato gave up and walked out of the room.
Keket growled and called him a very bad name.
* * * * *
Star tugged Vash out of his room and locked it.
"Try gettin' into bed now." Star said.
Vash bolted down the hall and into Star's bed.
"For cryin' out loud." Star said stomping down to her bedroom.
As soon as she walked into her room Vash grabbed the covers and covered his self up and screamed like a little girl.
"VASH GET THE HECK OUT OF MY BED!" Star said grabbing him.
"NO I DUN WANNA!" Vash cried like a child.
Star growled, "I need to get changed you perv!"
"I won't look." Vash said.
Star's face got red as she was about to yell again.
"Cat got your tongue." Vash said.
Star fell to her knees and started to cry.
Vash blinked and walked up to her, "Didn't mean to make you cry."
"Yea and I didn't mean to do this." Star looked up at Vash and grabbed him by the hand and flung him out of her room.
"AHH!!!" Vash said hitting the wall and Star slammed the door.
* * * * *
Keket stared at the ceiling. E.G. walked in and she looked at him. An idea struck her.
"Oh E.G.!" she said batting her eyelashes at him.
E.G. looked at her. "Yes ma'am?"
Keket resisted the urge to growl. She lost count of how many times she told everyone her name was "Keket". Not "miss", "Miss Gunslinger", or "ma'am". "Can you untie me?" she asked sweetly.
E.G. walked over to her and untied her.
"Thanks babe," she said, winking. She then ran into Legato's room.
"You!" she yelled, tackling him to the floor. "You did that on purpose!"
"No, really?" he said sarcastically. "Now get off me."
"You know," she said, smirking evilly, "I really wasn't kidding when I said I loved you..."
Legato blinked a few times.
She stuck her tongue out at him. "Yeah! In your dreams!"
Keket jumped up and ran to her room and locked the door.
* * * * *
Star walked out of her room and found Vash sleepin' on the couch.
"WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!" Star cried.
Vash woke with a snap.
Star started to cry again.
Vash growled and got up.
The phone rings.
Star stops crying and answers the phone and says, "Hello."
"Hey Star it's Dusty!"
"Oh hewwo!" Star said.
"What's up!" Dusty said.
"Wanna come to a party?!" Star said.
"I'm fine... A party sure!" Dusty said.
"Then come here."
There's a knock at the door.
Star answers, "Hi?"
Dusty has a cell phone, "Hi Star."
"Hi dusty, Hi person at the door." Star smiled and threw the phone over her shoulder.
Star managed to hit Vash with the phone.
"Nice shot Star." Dusty said as she threw her cell phone at Vash.
Cell phone hits Vash.
"Ow... x.o" Vash said.
"LET'S GO!!!!!!!!!!!" Star said grabbing Vash and Dusty and running out the door.
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Catherine: THERE'S THE FIRST CHAPIE!!!
Chelea: (snickers)
Both: R&R!!!!!!!!
Chelea: That's read and review not rest and relax... :P