Hi! This is James using pick up lines on Lily and then Lily's responses.
"Hey Evans!"
Lily sighed "What do you want Potter?"
He grinned "You must be magical because I've fallen under your spell!"
"Oh I'll cast a spell to make you fall all right." Lily started walking away.
"Hey Evans! Wait for me!"
She quickly stepped into the Great Hall and sat down next to Alice.
"You all right Lily?"
"I'm fine, just watch."
Potter ran through the doors and grinned at Lily.
"Wait for it." Lily mumbled.
Just as Potter reached his friends, Lily cast a tripping jinx and Potter fell headfirst into a bowl of gravy. Mission Accomplished.
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"Hey Evans!"
Great. Potter again.
"What." No point in being polite.
"What's the password to your portrait?"
Lily snorted, that was rubbish.
"Fuck off you irritating bastard."
Potter gaped at her. She grinned. Mission Accomplished.
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"Evans!"
Lily kept walking. Potter ran up and fell into step beside her.
"The girls call me "Aguamenti." Everytime they hear my name, they get wet!"
"I'll get you wet." Lily snapped.
"What?"
Lily growled and discreetly conjured a bucket of water above his head.
"I said, I'll get you wet." And she tipped the water over him and stalked off, leaving Potter standing In the middle of the hallway absolutely soaked, staring at her in astonishment.
Mission accomplished.
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"Wait up Evans!"
Lily huffed and walked faster.
He caught up. Brilliant.
"You know, when I said, "Accio hottie," I didn't expect it to work!"
"Oh yeah? Well "Accio book"."
A book came flying around the corner, Lily grinned, it was a huge hardcover book. It hit Potter smack bang in the back of the head. He swayed and looked dazed. Lily adopted an innocent expression.
"Sorry, I didn't expect it to work."
She picked up the book and walked off, handing it back to a shocked looking 7th year.
"Don't worry, it came to good use." She told him.
Mission accomplished.
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"Oh Evaaaans!"
Oh no. Merlin save her.
Potter walked up beside her. Fuck you Merlin! You couldn't even do one little thing for me?
Lily didn't even bother answering him.
"My heart's splinched without you!"
"Brilliant!" She said brightly "Maybe if you're dead you'll finally leave me alone!"
He stopped and looked a little wounded. Lily just smiled.
Mission accomplished.
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"Hey there Evans!"
Lily managed not to jump, she hadn't noticed him.
"What."
"Did you say "Wingardium Leviosa"? Cause you've got me rising, baby."
She growled, "I can use it if you want."
She raised her wand, "Wingardium Leviosa!"
Potter was lifted into the air and dangled upside down from his ankle.
"Hey! Evans! Put me down!"
"Okay." Lily said sweetly.
Potters eyes widened as he realized what she was going to do.
Lily ended the spell and Potter dropped to the ground with a thump and a yelp.
She grinned.
Mission accomplished.
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"Evans!"
Wonderful. She tried to ignore him.
"Do you know the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you make me stiff!"
"As a matter of fact I do know that spell. Want me to demonstrate?" Lily said sweetly.
Potter looked surprised and Lily gave him an evil grin. She aimed her wand at him, "Petrificus Totalus."
Potter went rigid and fell to the ground. Lily smirked at him and walked away casually, whistling.
She met Alice by the lake.
"What are you so happy about?" Alice asked suspiciously.
"Nothing Alice, nothing."
Mission accomplished.
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