it was asunny day in sppoons when suddenlky edvard cullens sparkled attracted de eyes of a lage grend slimde montster who BIT HIS FUCKING EHAD DOF LLIIKE THE MOSNTER WHO HE WAS DESERVED
I AM ENOBY AND I shall FUCK YOUR COREPE"
it screAMED
NOOOO evard yelled
I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO FUCK MY GF
U MEAN THAT SUTID LOVE TRAINGLE SHIT IT WAS TERRIBLE ANYWAYS
and with that EVDARDs HEAD WAS EATEN OFF