A/N: At my house, we have a ritual called Midnight Milkshakes. The night before the day before school, we get up at midnight, have a milkshake, and stay up all day. It's three in the morning, and I'm about to start working on my story list my sister ordered me to do. Nineteen one shots and thirty five multi-chapter stories. So, I'll probably be done with the one shots by the end of today…
It was a sunny day.
So you should know now that everyone in this story is screwed.
Sun is evil. It was sunny the day before Itachi killed all the Uchiha. It was sunny the day before Deidara kidnapped Gaara. It was sunny the day before Sasuke left Konoha. Well, I guess sun maybe good sometimes then… But it's bad in this case.
Deidara had just finished his largest collection of sculptures ever to be made at once. Of course, it was ten, but it was large by his standards. He left them in his room, and walked out, going to look for food. I mean, four mouths? That's a lot.
So, he left them there, for anyone to take. And that's when Tobi walked in.
He was skipping and singing a song about a tumble weed when he saw the pretty sculptures of birds and bugs. He picked them up, and being the idiot he is, didn't know who they belonged to. So he smiled and had a great idea.
He would donate these mysterious sculptures to orphans. There was an orphanage for disabled orphans down the road! He would go there!
So he donated them to orphans, and was about to go home to the hideout of awesome when there was an explosion. An explosion of clay, orphans, and disabled people.
"Holy poo!" Tobi yelled, surprised. Why would the sculptures exploded? He thought for a second… Then he decided "I'll ask Deidara-sempai!"
A/N: I finished this two weeks later. Sorry, but I'm freaking out over school auditions and learning to juggle (please don't ask). But I will give more to you later!