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There was a knock on his office door. Not bothering to lift his forehead from where it was propped on his palm, Tseng told the person to enter.
"Um, Tseng. Sir?" Elena popped her head around the door. A glance showed him that she was blushing madly.
"What?" Tseng half-demanded, half-sighed.
"Reno's sent another one of those emails again."
Tseng gritted his teeth and forced himself to take a deep breath. "I know."
"…Okay."
The door shut. Tseng's desk phone rang.
"Hello?"
"This is the reception desk. You have a call from your mother."
"Tell her I'm at lunch!" Tseng let the receiver drop with a groan.
Goddamn Reno.
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Notes:
Sadly, this version doesn't have the fake email addresses listed after Reno's contact list nicknames and I also had trouble formatting it- thus the ugliness. If you want to figure out what nick belongs to what character, go to the drabble's entry on my LJ (add 10070-dot-html after the LJ address in my profile).
This was based off of a list of "Things Reno Can No Longer Do As A Turk" that I began and posted on a Reno community on LiveJournal. Several others added to the list, and thus I got some inspiration to write this... thing. I still find it vastly amusing, all this time after having written it. Go to the entry on my LJ for a link to the list.