OLD MAN
once upon a time there was a hairy old man and he came into our classroom to fix the microphone and he was no ordinary old man. He was careless and he keeps hitting into things and the stuff he was using. I couldn't hit so much stuff if I even tried to, he loved to rip things of the wall, smack into the wall and just about put dents and holes in the walls. his overhang kept him further away from the wall and he was just about ripping all his work that he had done off the wall with his overhang. i don't think he could bend over to wash himself because he stunk.
He had creases with rivers of sweat flowing through his even had rolls on the back of his head and even his forehead was also another river. his teeth were black and yellow black and yellow and when he said something to me his breath was like dogs breath.
The old man was so lazy he wouldn't pick up the screws he dropped he would just grab another one out of his belly and to top it all off at the end he still didn't pick up the screws. so our class got some extra screws. So we know to hire him again because we will get free screws but i hope he doesn't charge us extra because he is to lazy to pick up screws so we have to buy them. well if he doesn't we will and Mr prat's shed will be getting full of screws when he was working half the room in the class was taking up and when he walked the room started to shake. when he reaches up and walks his overhang cleans the floor.
That hairy old man could power your car with his farts but there is one problem is that the fart takes 20 mins to get through all the flab.