A quick one shot or ficlet or what ever you call it by yours truly - enjoy
The doctor thought it would be a funny thing to visit an earth therapist – it just might offer some insight. Or not – but maybe a rant might do him good.
"So what's your name?"
"I'm the Doctor" he said simply
"Oh sorry Dr. who?" the bespectacled, thirtyish woman asked
"Jus the doctor!" he responded cheerily .There was no obvious change on her face.
"That accent is it Irish ….nouthern?" she smiled warmly.
"Sumthing like dat" he replied with a cheeky look.
"So ahem Doctor why you are here?" She had a pointy nose and good cheekbones
"Just to talk that's all" He smiled widely.
"Well what would you like to talk about?"
"Humans, you lot of apes! Sure you're fantastic but you never listen, like when I'm busy saving the world, if I tell you don't wander off, I mean don't wander off but does anyone listen to me – no!"
The woman respectfully nodded and jotted down something in her notes.
"Then I gotta save them too as if a whole world in danger wasn't enough, STUBBORN that's what you are, never stay still and how do you make out in that body, with one heart I would love to know."
Miss therapist had probably just written delusional down in her notepad.
"But I keep coming back and sticking my backside in it over and over – I love earth too much." He sighed.
Just then a loud crash was heard and through the office window and they looked in time to see a portion of another building crumble under a huge ray of purple light.
The therapist's eyes widened and the doctor took his cue, an ear to ear smile appearing on his face.
"Nice chat then, I'll bill you or is it you'll bill me?"
She shook her head dumbly.
"Fantastic! Off to save the world then!"
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