I'll Get You, My Pretty

by Loki's Derp Face

Sif, an ordinary girl who wants nothing more than to become a shield maiden, gets herself into a lot of trouble when she accidentally kills a witch. Worse than that, the witch's father is furious and he wants revenge. Wizard of Oz AU, without the singing midgets and flying monkeys. Despite the cover image, this is NOT a Sifki fic. Rated M because people die and Loki's a crazy mofo.

1. Who's Who

Disclaimer: Characters belong to MARVEL and Norse Mythology. Thor composed by Patrick Doyle; Thor: The Dark World composed by Brian Tyler.

Music: Thor OST Track 12 – Hammer Found / Thor: The Dark World OST Track 26 – Marvel Studios Fanfare (because I need to include it somewhere and it's awesome and I do what I want Thor)

This is not a chapter obviously, but I just wanted to mention the "cast" so to speak. Also, as opposed to my previous attempts with LOTR and SWATH, this story WILL have a soundtrack, and I WILL see it through to the end. I just had trouble matching the songs up with LOTR and...writing the smut chapter for SWATH with music playing in the background would have been weird. But this story will be different! Anyway.

Sif – Dorothy

Sif's parents – Uncle Henry & Auntie Em

Fandral – Scarecrow

Hogun – Tin Man

Volstagg – Lion

Freyja – Glinda

Vanir – Munchkins

Hela – Wicked Witch (East)

Loki – Wicked Witch (West)

Fenrir, Skoll, Hati, Jormungandr, Jotunheim beasts, black butterflies (just trust me on this), and other bad dudes – Flying monkeys

Thor – Oz

Heimdall – Gatekeeper of Oz

Aesir – Ozmites (that's literally what they're called; it sounds like an insect or something)

As I said to my Internet Best Friend 5eva, I got the idea for this because I saw a black butterfly. And I was like "Wow, wouldn't it be cool if, like, Loki used black butterflies to spy on people? Because they're all pretty and shit and he's gorgeous and stuff. No no no wait, HELA should have them. Oh! And then what if she died or something, so then he inherits them or something...but how? No, she's killed by someone, and then he gets all pissed off and seeks revenge against them, because he lubbs his bebbehs." And then it hit me. "Wait a second...this sorta sounds like The Wizard of Oz...hmmm. Okay seems legit." Pft what is this "sleep" you speak of?