Hi everyone it's me Flyer. I realize that I am supposed to be Rewriting 'The difference between you and me', but I have writer's block so I ended up starting this new fic. As everyone should already know this will be a HP FMA X-over so I hope that I do good.

Okay little snippets of info before you read:

'Hi my name is Bob'=Thoughts

"Hi my name is Bob"=Talking

"Hi my name is Bob"=Talking in Amestrian/German

Well I hope every one enjoy's the story, and now here's Aro(He'll be in later on in the story) to give you the Disclaimer.

Aro:Flyer-2100 does not own Harry potter or Full metal Alchemist. All rights go to J.K. Rowling and Hiromu Arakawa.

Chapter one: The news

--Ed/Envy's room--

"Ngh, Envy, we can't—ah!" The raspy voice escaped from a young blonde lying on a small cot. Said blonde was pinned down by a slightly taller green haired teen with an amused grin on his face. Said teen was busy nipping on the blonde's neck, too busy to notice the blonde's constant protests.

"Why not, O-Chibi-San…? It seems like your enjoying it." The green haired teen said alluringly. The blonde moaned from the constant nipping just in time for the door to open. Who stood in said door was none other than a very pissed off Fuhrer Roy Mustang. Once the blonde and black haired men met gazes the blondes face turned bright red and Mustangs eyes widened in surprise. Envy let out a possessive growl. Hearing this both of the alchemists snapped out of their shock. The blonde pushed Envy off of him, who started to pout, and began the search the room for his discarded shirt while the Mustang still stood in the doorway, eyes following the blonde with interest and annoyance.

"Edward," Mustang was in full military mode now, "I have a new mission for you." His deep voice reverberated off the blanks walls of the small living quarters.

"If Al's not coming with me than Envy and Iris are," Edward replied nonchalantly from the other side of the cot. Since Alphonse got his body back he has been working in the military, and he's already a First Lieutenant, while Ed on the other hand is a Brigadier General. Envy here was still technically in hiding but he lives with Edward at central HQ. The other one mentioned, Iris Frasier, was one of Ed's team and he trusted her and gave her respect, which is very hard to earn if we're talking about Ed. "Otherwise I'm not going. Hah, found it! Envy why did you throw my shirt in the bathroom…?"

"You expect me to know that…? I just removed the annoying fabric and flung it across the room. How was I supposed tot know where it landed?" Envy said in a playful voice. Mustang still stood in the door while Ed put his shirt back on, finally coming to his senses he actually stepped in and closed the door behind him so as not to reveal the Homunculus still sitting on the bed.

"Fine, Envy and First Lt. Frasier will go with you." Mustang said with a forcibly straight face.

"Aww, Chibi why do I have to go with you?"

"Because I have a really bad feeling about this assignment,"

"Meet me in my office at noon tomorrow. There will be someone there that you three need to meet, so where your uniform Edward." Mustang's voice ground out through clenched teeth (A/N Remember he's already pissed off for some reason).

"Righto', Bastard Fuhrer." Was Ed's gracious reply as he turned on his heel and headed for the small kitchenette. He heard the door slam shut and came back into the sitting room with a cup of coffee. "Envy, be prepared for a very long trip."

--Iris' room--

There was a light knock at the door and something that sounded like a muffled curse from the bed. A figure rose from the rumpled sheets and proceeded to the door with very tired eyes and sluggish feet. Raven-Blue hair trailed behind like a giant bush. The door was opened and First Lt. Hawkeye stood in the doorway clad in her blue military uniform.

"First Lt. Frasier, may I come in?" The blonde woman standing in the doorway asked in a business like manner. Frasier's eye's bugged and she quickly dragged Hawkeye into the room while shutting the door behind her.

"Ms. Hawkeye, please refrain from using my military status in this building. None of its occupant's knows that I am in the military, let alone that I am a state alchemist." Frasier said quietly. Hawkeye scanned over Frasier's attire and came to a very interesting conclusion.

"Iris, did I wake you up?" Was Hawkeye's question about the young girls outfit: she was wearing her white shirt (half-way unbuttoned) that she wore under her uniform and she had no bra on. Turning on the spot she bolted into the bathroom to find some kind of pants and 'undergarments'. Coming out a minute later, she was wearing a loose pair of sweat pants and had on a plain black T-shirt.

"Eh heh sorry about that, I had a late night with Ed," She said scratching the back of her now brushed Raven-Blue locks. Her eyebrow piercing was moving a bit with all of her nervous laughter.

"I would've thought you'd be on him about paperwork."

"Yeah, well, I would've but Fuhrer Flamey thought it would be a fun idea to royally piss me and Ed off, so we needed to relax and we just had a…drink…or two…" She looked down at her feet and Hawkeye gave her a look that said she was disappointed in her.

"Iris, you know that you shouldn't drink at your age," There was a pause and Iris sent a glare at Hawkeye. "But I suppose that there's nothing I can do to stop you is there…?" Iris shook her head and Hawkeye sighed. "Right then, the Fuhrer has a mission for you. He wants you to report to his office at noon tomorrow, Edward and the green-haired Homunculus will be joining you on this trip."

"Yes! I've been needin' some action lately. Well okay we get plenty from Flame Boy, considering how irritated he can get." She started to mumble under her breath about 'pyromaniac idiotic Fuhrers', which resulted in a migraine. "Bah, my head, Oi! Riza, I'm gonna take a walk down to Ed's place. Join me if you like but I don't think that Envy like's you too much." She looked around for her normal blue jeans while trying to locate her combat boots. Once finding both she shooed Hawkeye into the kitchen so that she could change. She came in a few minutes later wearing the blue jeans and combat boots along with a Deep green long sleeve shirt and a small rucksack(more than likely carrying her alchemic supply's)on her back. Her earrings were all in place on her left ear and her nose and eyebrow piercing had both been changed out for emerald (Nose) and orange-red (eyebrow).

"Okay, let's go. I want to try and break up a make-out session or Envy trying to molest Ed." She had an evil smile on her face and she was snickering slightly. Hawkeye followed her through the door and down the stairs. They went over another into another building where most of the higher-ups had their dorms.

Ed's door was unlocked so that had to mean that someone was there. Iris quietly cracked the door ever so slightly to reveal two gently rising and falling lumps under the beds covers. Seeing the chance to majorly piss Ed AND Envy off, she snuck into the room quietly and moved swiftly and silently into the kitchen. She filled a pitcher to the brim with water and, again with the stealth of a cat, moved to a spot at the front of the bed. She immediately threw the pitcher of water onto the bed and watched the explosion occur.

"AH, SHIT, WHAT THE HELL IRIS?!?!?" Ed

"….." Envy didn't wake up.

"Ah, meanie Envy, why didn't he wake up…?" Iris asked ignoring Ed's question. The green-haired Homunculus didn't wake up for several minutes, in which both alchemists kept arguing about how Ed was woken up.

When the palm tree finally woke up he looked confused and then with an amused smirk he made himself known, "Oi, Chibi why am I wet?"

"Iris was trying to pull a prank."

"Okay, well so long as I'm wet I'm gonna take a shower. Chibi you can join me if you want…" Envy trailed off at the sparkle he saw in his Chibi's eyes. Iris had a look of confusion and then understanding on her face as she tried to decipher the mysterious sparkle. She started to snicker and was barely containing her laughs as she started to head out the door.

"C'mon Riza, we can't let Fuhrer Flamey wait down at HQ can we." She asked trying not to let her voice crack. "R-right, ah yes, yes the Fuhrer has asked for an audience with us. Right, right I'm right behind you.

"Have fun boy's! Oh and Envy, don't be to ruff on Eddie. He has to be able to stand tomorrow." She had popped her head back in the door for the last sentence and was now striding down the hallway laughing like a crazy person with a very confused and silent Hawkeye.

Tomorrow was certainly going to be interesting.