AN: These five drabbles are the result of June's drabble contest over at livejournal's Bella/Jake fic community theair_thesun. The challenge is to put your iPod on shuffle, and write 100-word fics for the first songs that come up. It was so much fun. Enjoy!


Fugue for Tinhorns x Guys & Dolls

but look at Epitaph / he wins it by a half / according to this right here in the Telegraph / big threat / big threat / this guy calls the horse a big threat

Edward had been gone a full year before Jacob asked the question, and Bella dodged it like a pro.

"That's not fair, Jake. He might be gone, but I still love him. You need to respect that."

Jacob flapped a dismissing hand impatiently. "Old news, Bells. I know you still love him. That's not what I asked."

"I know what you asked!"

"Then answer me!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

Jacob balked.

"I think yours was no, honey."

"Yes, yes, I think you could kick his ass in a fight! Happy?"

Jacob's grin spread from ear to ear. "Happy."