World Domination Anonymous
By M&M's
Hi! I'm back! I finally got my computer back because my mom took it from me, so if I a little rusty, I apologize. So this is a fanfiction about if Cyrus, Maxie, Archie, and Giovanni have to go to WDA as punishment for various crimes…rated T for violence, evil Bugsy, cruelty to Cyrus, and slight swearing.
Day 1: First Meeting!
"Okay, so why are we here today, gentlemen?" A purple-haired man who had identified himself as Bobbert looked around the room, looking at the four sorry-looking men who were sprawled on bean-bag chairs in front of him. "Let's start with you Cyrus."
"I tried to take over the world, but this one Trainer from Twinleaf Town trapped me in the Distortion World with Giratina, and I went insane and when I lapsed into sanity again, Mars was spraying me with her Purugly's water-bottle. Rrrr…Oh, uh, sorry. I still haven't gotten over that yet." Cyrus answered.
"Maxie? Archie?"
"We tried to help the world, but ended up nearly destroying the Hoenn region and the girl from Newbark made us come here if we didn't want her evil Blaziken to kill us." Archie said. "And I'm not a girl." Maxie added.
"Uh, okay. Giovanni?"
"I like too steal things." Giovanni held up a pink, flower-printed bag. "Like I stole Maxie's purse a few minutes ago." Maxie turned bright pink and snatched for his bag, but Giovanni held it higher out of Maxie's reach. "It's not a purse, it's a satchel! Indiana Jones has one!"
"Indiana Jones' isn't covered in pink flowers, idiot."
"Give it back, you meanie!"
"How old are you? Five? No one says that word if they're older than five. You can have it back. Nothing in here besides pictures of Archie anyway." Maxie's face turned bright scarlet. "That isn't Archie!"
"Who is it then?"
"It's, um, my Aunt, um, Gertrude. Yeah! That's who it is. My Aunt Gertrude." Maxie said. Giovanni stared at him incredulously. "Your Aunt Gertrude has a weird goatee and wears a Team Aqua bandana?"
Maxie shrugged. Can I help it if she doesn't support me?" Cyrus reached over and took the pictures from Maxie. "These are Archie pictures." he said, in that cold/emotionless way of his.
"Damn you, Cyrus."
Day 2: "Community Service: 1"
"Today, gentlemen (And I use that term lightly), we will be doing community service. You will be picking up garbage on the side of the road." Bobbert said, eliciting annoyance from the men, except usually Giovanni, who shrugged and said, "Nothing I haven't done before."
Maxie: "But garbage is dirty!"
Archie: "Whatever. You have to get dirty sometimes."
Cyrus: "The future ruler of the world should not have to do this."
Later on:
Cyrus started chasing a car that had just past them, the passenger of which had thrown a paper cup out the window. "Hey, you bastards! Come back here and pick that up! Stop! I know you see me!" He tripped, landing hard on the ground, and another piece of garbage landed on his head. "Go die." he told the people who flew past, pointing and laughing at him as cars roared past.
He jumped up, and launching himself at the car, latched on to it and held on like a stubborn Poochyena. "Pick it up!" he yelled as the car continued forward, the driver oblivious to Cyrus hanging on to his car's bumper.
2 hours later: