Mystery on Ed street
Chapter 1: The store incident
The Eds had a new scam at the lane. A bulletin with the words "Ed-Mart" was set up on a fence. The kids were gathered around a few cardboard aisles with various items, like milk, toothpaste, eggs and other products. Ed, of course, was standing over a box of chicken tenders. "Chicken!" exclaimed the excited boy. Ed was about to eat it until Double D stopped him.
"Ed, don't you dare eat those pieces of poultry!" Double D strictly told him. Ed looked at him with a goofy smile.
"Eddy spent a great deal of time on this scam, so don't eat the chicken tenders!" Double D explained to him. Ed was bewildered by Double D's lecture.
"But what should I do instead" Ed asked with a goofy grin.
"Just mop the floors. I think Johnny was drooling when he saw Nazz bending over to pick something up."
Ed walked off swinging a mop back and forth. The mop hit Kevin's hat, accidentally of course, and the hat fell into a tank with lobster. The lobsters shredded the hat. To Kevin, hardly anything was an accident with a dork, so he quickly lost his temper. "Oops" Ed said with a scared look.
"You dork! Look what you've done! Argh!" Kevin said with a red face. Kevin jumped at Ed, who luckily avoided Kevin's assault. Kevin landed in the milk and eggs. All of the other kids, Nazz and the Eds among them, started laughing at Kevin. Kevin blushed, and he ran off crying.
"Oh man, that was hilarious! Kevin got what he deserved I guess!" Nazz barely said while she laughed. "It's about time shovel chin had a taste of his own medicine" Eddy said with a grin.
Kevin wasn't nearly as happy as the other kids. He couldn't pull himself together. He seemed to be insane when he began talking to himself. "Those dorks are always pissing me off" Kevin said with a grudge. "I just wish I could have revenge on them."
Suddenly, Kevin saw the Kanker sisters coming from the lane. Lee was the first to notice the store. "Hey girls, look what our boyfriends made" she said with a smile.
"I call the tall one" May shouted. Kevin was pleased to see the Kanker sisters run into the store.
"Now you'll get your just deserts, dorks!" he said with a grin.
Inside of the store, everything was in mayhem. The Kankers were wrecking the store, trying to find the Eds. Marie found a can of cash, and said, "Hey girls, look what the boys brought for us!"
Eddy came out of hiding and grabbed his money. "Come here handsome!" Lee said as she chased Eddy. Double D was running from Marie at the time. Marie grabbed him and pulled him back.
"Pucker up, sweetie!" Marie said to him.
"Eddy!" Double D screamed. Suddenly, Ed came in and threw Marie into the freezer. Then he ran to save Eddy.
"Help me!" Eddy screamed as Lee was getting closer to him. She grabbed him by the shirt and hung him by a light. He tried to get down but his effort was futile. Lee was putting on her lipstick. Before she kissed him, Ed got Eddy down from the light, and he threw Lee into the freezer with Marie. May was running after Ed.
"Come here big Ed!" she said to him. He started to panic, and had an idea. He picked up May, and threw her next to her sisters in the freezer. As the Eds began to walk away, the Kankers jumped out of the freezer and cornered the trio.
"We can't be stopped that easily!" Marie gloated.
Lee picked Eddy up and smiled. "Get ready for some kissing!" she told him.
"I'm too young!" Eddy yelled.
"Wait, are you sure you want to do this?" Double D screamed.
Everyone just stared at him. The Kankers thought for a little bit, and came up with their answer.
"Yes!" Lee said.
"But we don't want to kiss you!" Double D told them defensively. Lee just smiled and looked at him.
"You Eds are too shy" Lee said to them.
"What are you talking about?" Eddy told them.
"Well, there are plenty examples of your love for us!" Marie said with a grin.
"Like when we were married!" May said.
"Yeah, against our will!" Eddy screamed.
"Well, how about when you let us go on vacation at your house!" Marie said.
"I didn't invite you three!" Eddy yelled.
The Kankers kept thinking of examples.
"But what about when we wrestled together!" Lee said.
"How is that love?" Eddy asked her.
The Kankers started thinking again, and Double D saw Johnny trying to sneak out. He tried signaling him, but the Kankers saw Johnny.
"May, get that bald kid!"
May ran over and tried to grab Johnny. He reacted quickly, however, and he jumped onto a shelf. May pulled him down, and brought him to Lee and Marie.
"Okay kid, do the Eds love us?" Lee asked him.
"Well, um…" Johnny stammered. The Kankers were growing impatient. The Eds were scared of what might happen next.
"It's a yes or no answer!" Marie screamed.
"I don't know, just let me leave!" Johnny yelled. Offended by his yell, the Kankers threw him out onto the sidewalk. They turned to see their boyfriends trying to make a run for it.
"Get back here!" Lee ordered. The Kankers charged at the Eds. The boys ducked, and the Kankers flew into the freezer. Ed got tape from one of the nearby aisles and taped it shut before the Kankers could get out.
He ran outside with Double D and Ed. The other kids already got away.
When the Kankers finally got out fifteen minutes later, Kevin saw them walk out of the store sulking. "They got away, girls" Lee said with a frown.
"Maybe we'll get them next time" May hopefully suggested.
Marie wasn't as optimistic, and said "I hope so, sisters." Kevin was ashamed to see the Eds escape unscathed. He went back to his house and worked on his bike for a while.