Raps and random stuff!
This is just a random story that i'm going to make...Go oranges!
Beware!You are about to read something really!really!Stupid!
I was visiting the Mario dimension when suddenly!Mario walks up to me and smacks a pie in my face!"What was that for!?" i said angrily. Luigi walks up to Mario and punches Mario into the air then Luigi pulls out a Bomb-omb and eats it,the Bomb-omb explodes and Luigi dies which means he falls off the screen."Okay?" i said puzzled, Princess Peach walks up to me and smacks me with frying pan!"What the!" i shouted at her,she starts to cry and then she pulls out a rubber chicken and throws it into the chicken disappears and when i look at Princess Peach again,she was a Goomba wearing a golden tiara and then she gets snatched from a angry dry bird!"Uuuuuh..." i said confused. A giant question mark appeared on my head,"Go away!" i said while swatting at my head "What's wrong that little boy?" said a red-shelled Koopa to a green-shelled Koopa "I have no idea but i'll let him housesit,he needs the money for a better outfit" said the green-shelled Koopa who rythmes everything he says for some reason."Hey!I heard that" i said to them."He's talking to us!" said the red-shelled koopa and then he transformed into a car and exploded for no apparent reason!"Hey Neeel-son!You better be carful!I got these guns" said the green-shelled Koopa while pressing a AK-47 to my chest "I hate to break your little rap but go back to watching gay porn and fap." i rapped "Look at you!Your so skinny!You rap good but you fight like a kitty!" he rapped back "Dude!Your still a virgin!Get back on your go-kart and drive to Berlin!" i rapped "Nintendo was created in Japan!You write lots of stories but you got no fans!" he rapped,"Your just a little geek!Go away so i can take a leak!" i said while pushing him into a portal that sucked him into world full of darkness and evilness.I win!
This was just for fun and because i was bored...Go oranges!
-Orange Lover.