So this is mop moment number one, read it and tell me what you think; to be honest I do not consider myself a comical person and I write kind of weird. I hope you like it. By the way, I see lots of fanfics saying things like " Detective Conan is not mine, is Gosho Aoyama´s magnificent creation, but if I was the owner I..." , so I´ll write this myself:

Detective Conan belongs to Gosho Aoyama, I just like to play with his fabulous characters, so please don´t sue me!.

Any relation to name or place is just mere coincidence.

Kaito was feeling somewhat perturbed by the sight before him, really, what was happening was so crazy and childish- for Kaito to think that it must be something extreme- that it was becoming impossible for him to show his classmates his ingenious artworks,supposedly that´s how pull a prank is called now, at least that´s what Kaito tells Aoko.

"What a bunch of bakas", Kaito said to himself with an annoyed expression on his face; the teenager was bored and, surprisingly still, seated on his desk and sighing as if he was a mature and quiet teenager, which, we know he isn´t.

"That´s a rude statement Kuroba-kun, you should watch your words", Hakuba Saguru appeared of seemingly nowhere with his trademark smirk holding a cup of tea which Kaito slightly wondered where he got it from and frowned, the brit was invading his personal space, again.

"It´s a fact, I mean, look at that", Kaito stressed the words and quickly signaled two of his classmates who were…are they playing with those glowing swords of the American movie Star Wars? The teenagers were grinning like elementary kids in a sugar rush making "zzzzmmm" sounds and waving at each other glowing swords, it kind of looked weird.

"Listen Kuroba, if I were to behave like yourself I would make even more rude remarks about your childish conduct, but I don´t, why? Because…", it seems that Hakuba didn´t care at all about the game in front of him, and kept on ranting about the importance of keeping such thoughts to oneself and respecting the others as he respects Kuroba, of course our favorite magician and thief (don´t tell that to Hakuba) was not paying any attention at all, why listen to a British with perfect Japanese that goes around disguised as Sherlock Holmes, obviously playing detective, that has a trauma with a supreme thief and artist while having a hawk on his shoulder?

That´s not normal.

"…politeness is a virtue Kuroba, one which you can get with effort and a proper behavior." The detective finished his sermon and grinned to himself proudly, but, if you looked at Kuroba Kaito, you would realize that there isn´t anything to be proud of, the boy looked quite irritated. If Hakuba is oblivious to this fact, that is another mystery to solve (Oh! Oh! I want Hattori Heiji to solve it, that would be awesome!)

"Hakuba-kun, may I ask you something, please", Kaito stressed the last word with a wicked and strained smile, yet, it seems that Hakuba didn´t notice. Again.

"Of course, Kuroba-kun", Hakuba agreed pleasantly as if saying "see, being polite isn´t hard at all".

"Why the hell do you always have to use way too many words to say something!", screamed Kaito not so politely while he stands up and faces the snobby and , polite please, British. Suddenly, Kaito feels that something wet is being aimed at his head and ducks just to see that the weapon is a mop.

The mop chase began.

"Kaito, you baka! You can´t shout at people at that!", Nakamori Aoko was chasing Kuroba Kaito holding a mop trying to hit him, but instead, she hit the wall making a big crack on it leaving many of the students nearby really afraid of their own wellbeing.

"I can say whatever I want Ahoko!".(See chapter 2 of Volume 1).

"What did you say Bakaito!"

"That white suits you better than pink"

"The color of my underwear does not concern you!"

"Now you're talking like Hakuba, and who said I was referring to your underwear? I meant your face"

"…"

"Which looks better in pink that in red…still, red is better than,…that color you have"

Both teenagers were running around the classroom, Aoko swinging her mop and Kaito bouncing, literally, around the classroom. Meanwhile, the rest of the students, except Hakuba-kun, those weird glowing swords guys and Akako, were, if not hiding, then…hiding?

As Kaito ducked another of Aoko´s mop-attacks he saw a mop, alone, standing there in the solitude of a corner and emitting a sad aura while drowning itself on a small puddle of water. Kaito, as the sensitive being he is could hear the mop begging "Please, Kaito, please, use me to cease Aoko´s mop attack of doom and evil", well, Kaito couldn´t leave the mop there begging him, could he?

So, Kuroba Kaito, as the hero he pretended to be, with lots of skill and bravery grabbed the mop and held it strongly feeling all its mop power flowing through his body, entering his skin and corpuscules (Meissner is my favorite), flowing through his blood vessels and slowly filling his heart, and eventually his whole body. Oh!, he could see Aoko´s face turning from shock to a daring one, the duel is about to start.

Both teenagers held their mops as life depended on it and took their stances preparing to attack, they charged with strength and courage and began a mop fight. Aoko swings her mop, Kaito blocks it, Kaito swings his mop towards Aoko´s skirt to see her panties, Aoko blocks it skillfully. Really, if what they were holding weren´t mops, people would think they were having a sword fight…without swords.

The battle was intense, and there was sweat and blood (not really, I just wanted to be more dramatic), courage and shame, every time the mops touched a belic anthem echoed throughout the arena (Classroom!), failure was not an option and skill was a must.

The teenagers that were playing Star Wars stopped their "battle" and looked curiously at Aoko´s and Kaito´s mop fight , the sight before them was crazy and childish to say the least, really, teenagers aiming mops to each other, heck, at least they could have used some glowing swords from an American movie called "Star Wars" like theirs.

"What a bunch of bakas", said the one with the red glowing sword and both students laughed loudly.

Meanwhile, Hakuba, having heard the rude remark said nothing, it wasn´t Kuroba who said it anyway, so what the bother? This time it is not necessary to fill innocent ears with a boring sermon. Besides, watching the scene that Kaito and Aoko were displaying made him think that the boy was a baka, just Kuroba, not Aoko because she was nice to him.

All the while, our favorite witch, Akako, was looking at her reflection on the mirror and twice threw glimpses to the odd duel with mops (she never paid attention to the glowing swords guys) and kept looking at her beautiful self on the mirror.

"I bet he imagined the mop giving him a mission or something like that", said Hakuba after he used his detective powers to figure out Kaito´s sudden decision of battling with a mop. It was an easy deduction, weird classmates sparring with glowing swords, followed by a "what a bunch of bakas", then an interesting sermon from the best and polite detective, which triggers another rude remark (My, my, Hakuba´s heart broke that moment) and a daily mop chase, equals Kuroba hallucinating when seeing a mop on the corner.

5 minutes later…

Kaito was on his knees looking sullen and Aoko was laughing with victory written all over her face. What had come to Kaito´s mind to believe that he could defeat Aoko in a mop fight? She had innate mop skills for Kami´s sake!

"Kaito, you have disappointed me…why Kaito? Why?" Kaito could hear the mop´s suffering and after making a brief reflection of the last minutes he concluded "Hakuba was right".

Ooook, that was all, and really, it was a weird idea, but if it made you laugh, then I´m happy, and if you didn´t laugh and think this is an insult to Gosho Aoyama, I´ll still be happy…I think.

Now, Omake time!

Both Kaito and Aoko are on Kaito´s house.

Kaito: Hey, Aoko, let´s watch some TV.

Both sit down on the couch and Kaito turns on the TV.

Kaito: (mumbling) mmm...what should we watch?

Aoko: (sighing) Anything is fine.

Kaito:ok, I´ll choose the channel randomly.

Kaito chooses the channel randomly, and really , he did choose the channel by mere coincidence. Now, the poor magician is extremely flustered and kind of petrified, and quickly turned off the TV and grabbed a rosary while mumbling something about American culture.

Aoko: (in a thinking pose) A mop would have been better than a pole.

Kaito turns to see her as if asking "Are on your right mind?" and dropped his rosary.

You see folks, Kaito made appear on the screen a girl making a striptease and got the trauma og his life