Zero no Mahou here, This is my first time writing an official Zero no Tsukaima fic. Please do not be angry at me for using an OC from another series, if its also Mary Sue-ish, please point out, and I will fix it as much as possible, the storyline is based on the original anime, although my OC has a few tweaks to it. And This is inspired on ChaosxPaladin's "Change my Destiny." Thanks for the inspiration! (Smiles)
Notes: Theres some ToraDora and few games references.
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Warrior Zero
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Chapter 1: Uh... Where am I?!
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Hmm, I need to do my Math and Physics assignments, after that I have to do some training.... I thought to myself with glee as I walked across the street, and after a few metres of walking, I saw my home, and grinned with ferocious excitement.
Let me introduce myself, I am Tsuki. I'm a 4th year high school student and I'm a Blue belt Martial Artist in my academy, I'm an ordinary schoolboy that has no parents mind you, but I'm pretty independent, thanks to my principal who gave me a scholarship, I love to study and do such, but I find great distaste among the community, they call me Mr. Suck-up-to-sensei, because I follow my teachers because I find security
I walked into my room, ready to get studying when I saw something... different.
In the middle of my room resided a big, limey-green circle in front of me. It looked very familiar, kind of like those portals in some few games I remember. Okay, what is this doing here?
One, Why is it here in my room? and Two, WHY ARE MY BOOKS GETTING SUCKED IN IT! MY BOOKS! Without hesitation, I ran forward, trying to recover my books. I managed to grab a few, before…
Wham! I tripped, and got sucked straight in!
I screamed... literally. This falling is making me feel woozy, but I felt a tap in my forehead, despite in the darkness, I managed to grab it and felt the cover, its my diary! But despite the short reunion, I began to think, how deep is this frigging death hole?! But that thought stopped as heard a voice.
"Answer my guidance!" A feminine voice yelled out. And the rest is another blackout.
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After a split second, My eyes suddenly opened and I find myself staring from the sky... wait, sky?! I looked below, and I was in for a fall. Quite a big fall at that. I screamed again with closed eyes, fearing death. But as I fell, I felt myself slow down, and luckily, I fell on something soft so it cushioned the fall. If it wasn't for that…
Well, I'd rather not think about it.
"Ugh." I moaned, I opened my eyes, seeing some people in front of me; I can only see black and other colored hazes.
"Is that a human?!" A female voice asked.
"But, no matter on how you look at him, he's just a commoner." A male voice, I turned around to see a yellowish blur, and, what? Commoner? I don't get it.
"Y...Yeah, no doubt..."
I opened my eyes, only to see a bright light. I rubbed my eyes to get my sight adjusted, and in front of me is a pink-haired and eyed girl.
Pink? Seriously?
Idly, my eyes moved towards her clothes. She wore a black cloak with a golden brooch that looks like a magic insignia; she also wears a white uniform with a black skirt. I sat up, with a slight groan.
"That hurt..." I muttered.
"Who are you?" she asked.
Err... Wha?" I thought, looking around. I saw a group of people wearing similar uniforms. There was about thirty by my guess, and they looked at me oddly, and before I could stop myself, I blurted out…
"Uh, Where am I?!" I asked. But, they paid no heed.
"Where are you from commoner?" the pinkette asked, by the looks on her face, she's mad.
"Eh? What kind of question is that?!" I shot back; she was about to reply, until a tanned woman with red hair spoke before she got the chance.
"Ahah! Well, at least you met your big declaration, by summoning a commoner!" She laughed. Everyone else followed her.
She growled, "I just made a small mistake!"
"That's just like you Zero Louise, always surpassing our expectations!" spoke a long, combed haired blonde while laughing. That voice was pretty familiar.
"Matte, what the heck is going on he-" I started, but the pinkette cut me off.
"SHUT UP!!" she yelled, but the rest of the group kept on laughing. The pinkette walked up on a bald man with a pair of glasses that normally grandparents wear, while holding a staff that was as tall as him.
"Mr. Colbert!" she called, Uhh... Colbert? Don't you mean Cobalt?
"What is it?" He asked in response.
"Please let me summon once more!" the pinkette cried out. Summon? What summoning?
"I cannot allow that." The man named Colbert quickly replied, while shaking his head.
"Why?!" she complained.
"This Ceremony is a holy ritual that decides the eternality of a Mage's life. Asking to re-do it is a disgrace to the entire ritual!"
Okay, first, summoning, now, mages? Okay this is seriously getting out of hand. I thought erratically.
"Whether you will approve, or not, it is decided that he will be your familiar."
"Excuse me but uh..." I said standing up, but Pinkette cut me off, again.
"But, sensei! I've never heard of anyone using a human, a commoner as a familiar before!" she protested, as the students laughed again. She looked around nervously.
"Noble or commoner, there are no exceptions, continue with the ritual." he ordered, with a glare written on his face, the pinkette's face flushed out.
"Eh?! With this?!" she whined, poking my forehead, I chuckled because my forehead is ticklish. "What are you laughing at?!"
"No no! Please! Dont poke me there! Ahah!" I yelled, but she ignored me.
"Hurry up! Or do I have to expel you?" Colbert warned, eyes flashing that really scared me.
"Yeah!" A sideliner shouted.
"Go Louise!" Ah, so Louise is her name...
With a face of defeat, she faced me with straight eyes.
"Be grateful you commoner, normally no one would get this from a noble in a lifetime!" She hissed in my face.
"Would you tell me what's going on?!" I asked, but she raised her wand. Man, I hope she ain't turnin' me into a frog or something, no wait, that only happens in Manga and cartoons.
"My Name Is Louise Françoise le Blanc de la Vallière. To the pentagon that holds the five powers, bless this one and yield him as my Familiar…" she continued with what I guessed that is the ritual.
"Please wai-"
"Hold still!" she whispered, then she held my head, and begins to close in on me.
Whoa, whoa whoa! Kissing me?! NOT MY FIRST KISS! What kind of ritual is this!? I thought. I began to panic, mentally as my pulse quickens tenfold.
I tried to speak, too late. Her lips fell upon mine, then my body froze with either delight or shock. She's soft, her scent screams like a mix of strawberry and apple, I held myself back as strawberries turn me on too easily.
She pulled away and walked back towards Colbert.
"It seems you completed your contract with your familiar." He said. Wait, what contract?
"So, just smooching me was the end of the...!?" I started, out of the blue; my body dropped to the ground like a ragdoll, as a heavy weight suddenly fell on my shoulders.
"What... the..." I muttered, with my voice cracking, I felt a monstrous amount of heat, surging in my body, but mostly in my left hand. I asked myself, what's this strange symbol? My question was answered by my own scream, as I felt a lightning-like surge in my hand, and quickly, the pain subsided, my body cooled down and the next thing I knew?
Knockout.
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I opened my eyes, being greeted by candlelight and lying on a queen-sized mattress, I turned my head to see Pinky.
"So you finally woke up huh." She said, I stood up and looked at my left hand, and there was the symbol.
Conclusion? This is reality!
"Look commoner, after much of my discontent I gave up and decided to make you my familiar, so be happy." she said, okay, I seriously dont know what to say now, "So, what's your name?" she asked.
"Uhh, Tsuki N. Kitsune." I replied. She muttered something that says my name is weird, "My name? Weird, how about you, To be honest, Louise Valliere sounds weird." I shrugged while telling with pure bluntness.
"Are you insulting my name?"
"Well, you said my name is weird!" I shot back.
"But it is!" she replied.
"Honestly, I never heard your name so its a little strange!" I said finally, I opened the door and Louise stopped me.
"Hey, where are you going?" she asked, ready to reprimand me.
"I'm going out for a look, besides, I don't want to get lost, or do you want me?" I asked with a somewhat teasing voice. Louise blushed at the remark.
She stuttered a bit, "O-okay, fine! While you're at it, take these with you as well!" Louise said as she threw a lot of... clothes.
I began to analyze the situation "Hmm..." I hummed for the answer, "Let me guess, wash these?"
"Yes!" Louise replied, "And you better prepare my clothes for the morning!" she said.
"Okay, okay, jeez." I said, man, I didn't knew being a familiar is somewhat like a servant... But my mind went into 'whatever' mode as I walked outside and closed the door. Man, I hate my analytical side sometimes!
I walked at the hall and saw a stairwell, I walked down and I notice the blonde and a girl wearing a brown cloak.
"I'm good at making soufflé!" The girl said with batting eyelashes up at the Blondie.
"I would love to try it sometime." He replied, with a smile that made the girl giggle.
She looked excited, "Really?!"
"Of course, Katie. I cannot tell lies in front of your eyes." He whispered. Jeez, is he a pimp?
"Guiche-sama…" Katie said, clearly in love with him. If you put it in a way, she reminded me of the Twilight fan girls that raved back at my place.
I decided to ignore them as I thought of trying to get through them. A few minutes of no success, so I decided to walk casually.
"Well, well, if it isnt the commoner Louise summoned." the man named Guiche said, Wait a minute, isn't Guiche some type of food or something?
"Isn't he the one at the opening ceremony?" Katie asked, shooting me a look that only too clearly showed exactly what she thought of me. "He's a big topic among the first years."
Examining their outfits, I came to a conclusion. " If what that girl said is right, first years are brown, and seconds are blacks. Ugh, Good thing this girl isn't too young, I'd call Guiche a pedophile that way. No pun intended."
"He suddenly fell unconscious and was unable to move, so it was a big hassle for us." Guiche stated while I tried to leave, but he stopped me again, dang.
"Aren't you going to thank the person who helped you?" Guiche asked, stating the obvious.
"Well, Thank you... I guess."
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The sun shined through the window, waking me up, I stood up from the haystack, did a few stretches and checked the room.
"Ah, here it is..." I mumbled, getting Louise's clothes. I stood there doing nothing for 30 seconds, until I saw Louise still asleep. I went close to her and shook her lightly, "Hey, wake up." I said smoothly, I'm a gentleman with ladies, so I'm kinda soft to them, and then Louise stirred.
"Oh, right... I just summoned you yesterday, right?" she said, picking up the clothes. She was silent for a moment.
"Where's my underwear?" she asked, is she serious?
"Uhm, I don't want to rummage on your stuff, It's not like me." I replied. "Besides, you know where it is, right?"
"Bottom drawer." she replied, while pointing at said drawer which is beside the closet, I opened it while looking away and snatched it with fast hands, and quickly gave it to her. "What are you doing? Help me get dressed!"
"Uwah?!" I said in shock, "N-no! Just no! That's against a man's rules!" Well, my rules that I shouldn't be close to naked women, God, believe me, I had a week full of nosebleed when women chased after me and their clothes got ripped! Yeurgh! Besides, she's as flat as a washboard!
"When there's a servant, nobles never put their own clothes on!" she replied. Oh, I see.
"Okay, okay, first time for everything." I said.
"Fine! No meal for you!" she yelled.
I just looked at her in disgrace, If I could just use my glove right now, I would have slapped her with it! But not now, also, good thing Im prepared for this kind of event.
"Well, fine, by your choice. I'll starve, die and let those people will laugh at you for not taking care of your own familiar!" I yelled at her, she looked shocked.
"Then so be it! I never wanted you as my familiar anyway! You stubborn, indecent and..."
"AND WHAT?!" I yelled, getting pissed by the second. "FINISH YOUR DAMN SENTENCE!"
And she got silent. Damn, I'm that rough?
"Feh, bullseye." I sighed, and went close to her.
"Hey, what the heck are you doing?"
"I'm dressing you, obvious?"
"But didn't you-"
"Just forget about it."
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"Okay, done." I said with a proud smile, good thing I watched mom (when she was still alive) dress herself. That got me an idea back then. Okay, so I watched my mom dress herself. Big deal, she was my mom. If it makes you happy I looked away when she put on her bra and stuff.
"Come. Time for breakfast." Louise called out. (Make sure you say whose talking every once in a while)
We then walked down the same stairwell, and to the main hallway, then after that, another set of stairs to reveal a huge mess hall, Okay, I know cafeterias are huge but this is off the charts! I could imagine if we had the luxury like this, I'll be like, just wow.
"Uwaa... Sugoi..." I thought. I looked at the tables and saw the awesome food. I saw a pair of empty seats, but as I try to sit, my butt froze as I quickly stood up and offered it to Louise, "I'm pretty sure you guys will say "Noble's Only"."
"Why, how smart of you. Hurry up and sit down." Louise said as she points down on the ground, there laid a small piece of bread in a paper plate.
"Better than nothing I guess." I said to myself, as I quickly sat down and tried to bite it, sadly, the bread was hard, and that got me pissed. I reached for my back pocket and reveals a pair of gloves with steel guards for the fingers, I wore the one for the right hand, and used my left hand as a 'platform' for the bread, I raised my right fist, and smashed it on the bread, with my sheer force, it somewhat exploded and the bread bits broke on my area for around 3 inch in diameter.
"StupidNobles..." I thought in agony of being, foodless.
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After her breakfast, we walked out to the front courtyard, where the summoning was held.
"During a meal, familiars are supposed to be outside on standby, you're lucky to have sat next to me."
Happy? How am I supposed to be happy when I'm a freaking servant, no, SLAVE for that matter, to some temperamental girl that I only met?!
"Meh, I would have been somewhere else." But she took no heed to it. I saw people sitting at tables, being served by maids and waiters, damn, that's First Class service they got there. "What in shnitzengruber is happening?" (in… what????)
"In what?" Louise asked me, passing a questioning glance.
"Never mind. Anyway, what's going on? Some sort of special occasion?"
"Some what. There's no lesson today for 2nd year students, so this is to start communication with the familiars."
"Oh?" I heard a voice behind me. We turned, and I freaked.
"HOLY SHNIT! A SALAMANDER!? That's friggin' huge!" I yelled out in total surprise. I also noticed the tanned redhead woman.
"Is this your first time seeing a Salamander?" she giggled due to my shocking expression.
"Well, yeah? But the ones I read in books are a hundred times smaller you know!" I yelled. Books. BOOKS?! I turned around quickly, looking for something. "Oh man, oh man!"
"What's with you?" Louise asked.
"M..My diary!" I panicked, running around to look for a thick, pale pinky red book. And luckily, I found it, only to trip into a maid.
"Eek!" she squeaked, I turned around to see a black haired girl with matching black eyes, she looks Japanese... weird huh?
"Aiie! I'm sorry!" I quickly apologized to the lady as I picked her up.
"No, its okay, I'm fine." She said. She noticed the cake on the floor and reached for it.
"Don't worry I got it." I picked up the cake for her, and she noticed the 'tattoo' on my hand.
"Oh, are you Ms. Vallière's familiar?"
"Yes, something about it?"
"For a commoner who became a noble's familiar... is something to be gossiped about." she said, staring at me. Wow, to be honest, she's pretty.
"I don't get it, the commoner-noble thing." I suddenly said.
She looked at me and she knew the answer.
"Well, Nobles are people who can use magic, while commoners can't."
"Hmm," I tapped my chin, "In my world, there is no such thing as that."
"Really?" she asked.
"Well, yes." I replied, "Oh, I haven't introduced myself, shame on me." I bowed in greeting "My name is Tsuki N. Kitsune."
"Uh... soo-kee?" she tried to pronounce my name, but I laughed a little.
"No no, its Tsuki. Most likely Chu-ki when some people say my name, but, please, call me Kit if you please." I said with a smile.
"Okay, Kit it is then. Such a peculiar name..." she muttered, "Oh! My name is Siesta, I'm a commoner like you." I reached out my hand.
"Pleased to meet you Siesta." and she held my hand and we shook.
"Likewise, Kit-san." and to ruin the nice, friendly intro, a voice called out.
"Hey! Is the cake still not ready?" It was Guiche, now with another girl.
Ugh! I knew it, what a pimp. I thought irritated.
"Yes! Right away!" she said, but I stopped her by grabbing her by the shoulder, and I took the plate.
"Don't worry." I muttered darkly.
"But..."
"I said don't worry, I can handle this." I walked in front of him and placed it in the table. "Here you go. Sir." I added with sarcasm.
"Would you bring me tea too?" he said and I walked away a few inches, not too far from him but close enough to hear the conversation.
"Your familiar is quite cute, isn't he?" he flirted. The blonde girl giggled.
"You're as flattering as ever." she said.
"Well, I can't tell lies in front of your eyes." Ugh, did that rhyme, but I balled my hands into fists.
Playing with women's hearts are sooo wrong... teme. (Bastard)
But then the girl's expression grew solemn. "But recently, I heard a rumor that your also dating a first year…" she said slowly, not daring to look at his face.
Just wait...
He froze a bit. "Nonsense! There cannot exist..."
"Any deceitfulness to my feelings towards you, Right?" I concluded in a teasing voice, facing the two.
Then they turned their heads on me.
"What are you..." he started, but I cut him off.
"Now I get it! Colors represent years of the students! Black means 2nd while the girl last night wearing brown means first year! Now I see..." I said with a mischievous tone.
The blonde girl turned to him, beginning to get suspicious at Guiche.
"What is he talking about Guiche?!" blonde girl demanded Guiche.
"Ah, you see… I told you that last night…" I heard his voice fade away by the minute, when I saw the first year girl.
I heard him yell in panic. I smiled devilishly, prepared to give him a lesson about girl's hearts.
"Guiche-sama… Where could he be?" said the girl, looking anxiously for the Blondie.
"Guiche? You mean that guy with the other girl over there?" I said, pointing to him with a kind smile.
"Ah! Guiche-sama!" she squealed, as she ran up to him. I tailed her, I am so gonna love this.
"K-Katie!" he said, quickly letting go of the blonde. "Hey, there," he said casually, and a bit nervously.
"I've been looking everywhere for you, Guiche-sama!" she said. I saw the blonde's eyes change to a scary glare.
"This is gonna be too good to be true." I snickered.
"This is the homemade Soufflé I was talking about last night. I thought it would be the perfect day for a tea party!" she exclaimed.
"O-oh, why thank you thank you..." he said with a pit full of nervousness..
"Last Night?" The blonde asked, as her voice begins to darken.
"O-oh, yes well, you see…"
"Oh thank goodness for you. You were saying how you really wanted to try it right?" I asked with a teasing voice again. Man, I love teasing my way out of people.
"Y-you!" he pointed at me with shock and anger.
"What, it IS the truth after all." I added.
"Guiche, what is the meaning of this?" the blonde demanded.
"Wait, what are you talking about; you're creating a big misunderstanding between these girls." He said, as everyone gathered to see what the commotion is all about.
"What's happening?"
"I think Guiche is starting something with the commoner!"
I began to get mad at the two-timer, "WHAT MISUNDERSTANDING YOU M***** F****** TWO-TIMER?!" I roared as the two girls gasped in shock.
"Two... timer?" Katie said.
"So, you WERE putting your hands on this first year!" The blonde girl began to growl.
"Y-you're mistaken, Montmorency the Perfume!" Guiche said, backing away from her. Please do not contort your rose-like face with anger! This is some mist-"
"How mean of you! You said we were together!" the first year began to cry.
"In any case, both of you please calm down-"
"LIAR!" They both cried at the same time, with a follow up synchronized double slap.
BOOM POMPIANG! (Synchronized Double Slap.) I thought as I held back my laughter.
"Haha! You got dumped Guiche!"
"Awesome! Now I might have a chance with Montmorency!" a second year boy said with happiness, as he ran after the blonde, Montmorency was it?
"Well, it is your own doing." said one, as I walked up to him with my pair of gloves on the ready.
"This is for Montmorency-san and Katie-san!" I said as I lift him by the collar and gave him a straight head butt, "And that's what you get for playing with delicate hearts you sore loser!" I yelled, and his face quelled with anger.
"It seems you do not know the etiquette towards a noble…"
"Well, too bad for you, I wasn't raised in a place where noble dorks like you exist!" I countered back.
"Very well…" he said, grinning evilly. "We shall have a duel!"
"Duel eh?"
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That's for the first chapter, thanks to ChaosxPaladin for helping me.
Noted, Shnitzengruber is a German(?) food. It's somehow similar to the Filipino's longganisa.