Just a quick author's note, thanks for clicking this fanfiction! I apologize for not updating my other stories, but this one popped into my head and I just couldn't resist. Well, here goes!

Percy was hungry. He checked his watch and sighed; there was still an hour before dinner. He had already gone through his activities, there was really nothing to do.

Rolling off his bed, Percy considered looking for his girl friend. Annabeth Chase, otherwise known as Wise Girl. She could probably think of something to keep him occupied. After all, she was a daughter of Athena. Thinking was her thing.

Then he remembered; Annabeth was gone. She was helping the satyrs gather the incoming flood of half-bloods, and wouldn't be back until the following week. Camp Half-Blood seemed so empty without her.

Percy was just about to give up, when a bright light suddenly enveloped him, and he blacked out.

Percy woke up to applause. Blinking the white spots out of his eyes, he realized he was in a plush chair on a large platform stage, like the ones on TV talk shows. And across from him sat Aphrodite herself, smiling at him.

"What..." Percy managed.

"Welcome to Aphrodite's Love Show!" A man's voice came from speakers above them. "You are our first contestant!"

"Percy Jackson." Aphrodite clapped her hands in delight. "This is going to be fun."

"Where am I?"

"Aphrodite's Love Show. A smart boy like you should've figured that out by now." She dabbed at her lip gloss.

Percy tried not to concentrate on Aphrodite's beauty. "Why am I here?"

"I got bored. You have no idea how dull it is to just sit there all day with nothing to do."

"Don't you have some kind of godly duties or something?" Percy asked.

"Well... this is more important. Anyways, let's get started. Perseus Jackson, you and your girlfriend have been summoned to take part in Aphrodite's Love Show! My goal is to break the two of you apart, then get you back together again." Aphrodite's voice was filled with glee.

"Wait, what?"

"Please welcome... Annabeth Chase!" The man's voice sounded again, and a third chair appeared besides Percy.

Annabeth was groggily rubbing her eyes. When they came into focus, the first thing she saw was Percy.

"What's going on?" She demanded.

"Ask her." Percy glared at Aphrodite.

Once Annabeth had been told about the show, she turned pale. "Percy, we have to get out of here."

"Ah ah ah." Aphrodite wagged her finger at Annabeth. "No leaving until the show is over. Zeus didn't allow me to host this show without cost. The whole of Olympus has probably turned on this channel, and I am not going to disappoint."

Cuffs came out of the armchairs and strapped both demi-god's wrists down, preventing them from escape. "Now, let's get started, shall we?"

Percy and Annabeth's chairs swivelled towards a gigantic TV screen, Percy's name written in large bold letter across it.

"Percy, let's start by asking questions. I only have an hour, so let's get cracking. Annabeth, your boyfriend may or may not have been dishonest with you in the past. Would you like to find out? Me and you are going to take turns asking Percy questions. You can ask anything you like. As you may have guessed, Percy is on a lie detector, therefor cannot lie without alerting us. Simple, right? Now let's begin."

Aphrodite turned to Percy, smiling devilishly. "This is going to be fun."

Should I continue? Review and let me know! :) If you think you have a question that Annabeth or Aphrodite should ask, feel free to PM me and let me know. If you do, please keep it appropriate. Thanks for reading! :)