NCIS and NCIS: Los Angeles songfic drabbles
Music: anything and everything performed by Weird Al Yankovic
A/N: I OWN NOTHING!
Party in the CIA
Tony sat across from Trent Kort in the bull pen. Even after all the trouble he'd caused for NCIS during the last case, the CIA was only going to give him the figurative slap on the wrist and let him go. He was waiting for the escort his boss was sending. Of course, Tony was finding every opportunity to annoy Kort. He glanced over at his computer screen, and the stack of CDs next to the monitor. His eyes lit up when he saw the new CD Ziva had given him, 'Alpocalypse' by Weird Al Yankovic. The disc was still in the computer's disc drive. He clicked a couple of times and, voila, the room was flooded with the song 'Party in the CIA'. Tony laughed inwardly as Kort's face turned purple with indignation. Tony started singing along.
I moved out to Langley recently
With a plain and simple dream.
I wanna infiltrate some third-world place
And topple their regime.
Those men in black with their matching suitcases
Where everything's on a need-to-know basis
Agents got that swagger, and everyone's so cloak and dagger
I'm feelin' nervous, but I'm really kinda wishin' for an undercover mission
That's when the red alert came on the radio
And I put my earpiece on, got my dark sunglasses on, and I had my weapon drawn
So I get my hand cuffs, my cyanide pills, my classified dossier
Tappin' the phones like yeah, shreddin' the files like yeah
I've memorized all the enemy spies I gotta neutralize today
Yeah yeah yeah, it's a party in the CIA.
Yeah yeah yeah, it's a party in the CIA
Tony waited until the song was over. Kort looked pained. When the elevator dinged, he looked as though he had never been happier.
"See you next time. It's been fun; you know, we should do this more often." Kort turned to Tony and glared.
"Just shut up DiNozzo." He said coolly, his scorn layered perfectly throughout.
"I'll miss you too." Kort rolled his eyes like a teenage girl and walked into the elevator. The doors closed, and Tony started laughing. Ziva and McGee started laughing as well. Ziva wiped her eyes.
"I'm glad you're making good use of that CD."
"I knew it would come in handy sooner or later. Thank you very much, Ziva." Tony said.