So first chapter! I know it's short but the other's will be longer I promise. Many thanks to the amazing user/perforatededges who put up with me annoying her to beta read it until she did so thanks Jess 3 This fic is based of this gif set post/46421673712/addictedtoemma-merovingians which is originally by I THINK. If it belongs to you, tell me and I'll credit you :)

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Albus Dumbledore gazed at the students sitting before him, a smile stretched across his wrinkled face, and a twinkle in his cobalt eyes. He scanned his audience, his eyes briefly resting on the odd student, before open his mouth and saying,

'Welcome students, both old and new. To the old, the hallowed halls of your school have missed you, and to the new, Hogwarts welcomes you. A New Year greats us, a year that will be full of not only knowledge, but of friendship, and experiences that will never leave you. And now… we feast!' And with that plates full of foods appeared on the table, as they always had done. Chatter erupted, and gasps escaped the new students, their eager eyes large and astonished, staring at the mounds of food. Harry Potter let out a chuckle, and began to load up his own plate full of potatoes, lamb, Yorkshire puddings and vegetables. His best and oldest friend Ronald Weasley had already started his meal, his mouth full of beef, with a chicken drumstick in hand. Scowling at him from across the table was Hermione Granger, hair bushy and untamable, her own plate considerably less loaded than Rons. Hermione was Harrys' second best friend, and the most sensible of the three, and right now, had a look of distaste on her face. After a few moments of this, Ron slowly stopped chewing, and stared at Hermione.

'Wha?' he said through a mouthful of chicken, his red eyebrows raised quizzically.

'You really can't stop eating can you?!' Hermione retorted, before picking up her own fork and beginning her meal. Ron and Harry exchanged a look before continuing.

'So, who do you think is going to be teaching Defense this year? Has to be better than Umbridge last year.' Harry asked after 5 minutes of Ron devouring his food, and Hermione shooting him dark looks from behind her steak.

'Dunno mate, but whoever they are, they're late. Look there's no new teachers' Ron replied, jerking his head towards the top table, where Flitwick and McGonagall seemed to be in the middle of a heated discussion about pumpkin juice.

After the main course came desert, where the tables filled with assorted ice cream, apple and blackberry crumble, treacle tart, chocolate torte, trifle, Eton mess, jelly and fruit salad. After the students had eaten their fill, and sat back, now comfortably full, a pleasant sleepiness settled on the student body. Eyelids drooped and yawns were attempted to be stifled, as the students nattered amongst themselves. Dumbledore stood up, and waited patiently as the talk died down, and the students sat up, shrugging their shoulders and blinking the sleep out of their eyes, alert looks now on their young faces.

'So now we are all fed and watered, I have a few announcements to make. The first being for new students; the forbidden forest is out of bounds for ALL students at all times, unless directly ordered otherwise. For everyone else, Quidditch trials will be held this term, sometime in the following weeks, ask the captain of your house for the specific dates,' at this Harry glanced proudly down at his chest where the scarlet captain badge gleamed and glinted in the candle light.

'And seeing as our last Defense Of The Dark Arts teacher, Professor Umbridge, had to leave us in, uh, unfortunate, circumstances, we have a new teacher this year, but it seems she has been delayed-'

At that moment the doors to the great hall slammed open, revealing a woman, whose face was hidden by a hat. Slowly she lifted her head, revealing soft blond curls, and a beautiful face with scarlet lips stretched into a smile. Her dark eyes glimmered with mystery.

'Hello Sweetie'