Mumble like it when he went to Captain D's with his son Lucario and his wife Kelly Clarkson. "May I have Deeeeeeeeee Ummmmmmmmm?" he said retarded as ever, "you still got the large Xl pizza thingy righteh?" The waiter didn't like that the penguin wearing a sombrero was dissing him. Nobody every disrespected the pouch before. The waiter went the back of the kitchen ate somebody's order and grabbed a bazooka. "Hiyeeeeeeeeeah!" the waiter said as he blasted a missile through the drive through window. He jumped out and drove his Nissan off the cliff were there was an explosion. Mumble got scared he decided to get to the nearest Circle K and take a restroom break. Mumble thought he was a well trained police officer so he stole a six pack of bud light and hightailed the joint. When he got back to the smelly, putrid restaurant he gave his baby boy Jaylo Smith a bottle of the bubbly beer. While Mumble was gone Kelly his wife went to the kitten court and requested a legal name change. Inside each can was a toothbrush which they tipped the waiter with. After their meal Mumble's son, Gazpacho wanted to go to the nearest skyscraper for fun. Mumble sighed, "There is no skyscrapers in the middle of the Sahara desert!" Kelly realized that they were dying in the hot sun. So she went to the nearest Wal-Mart and bought a brand new Slip n Slide. She attached the Slip n Slide to the nearest sewage department and raw sewage oozed out of the many holes punctured in the Slip n Slide. Jaylo refused to eat the broccoli that was placed out in him and decided to nuke the whole continent of Russia, where the Sahara is obviously located. Mumble couldn't handle his overweight teen alone so he called Batman over from his bat cave in Hollywood Studios. As soon as Batman came he pulled out his vitamin grenades and threw them in the Penguin's mouth. The penguin realized his wrong doing and disassembled the nuke. THE END