The Three
Kits
Chapter 1
Three kits were relaxing in the nursery, waiting to be called apprentices. They were Grasskit, Dartkit, and Snowkit. Grasskit wanted to be ShinyClan medicine cat one day, so she was going to be Sandpelt's apprentice. A moon ago Grasskit expressed that she wanted to be her apprentice.
Almost everybody knew there were three kits that were going to become apprentices today, except Fuzzpelt. Fuzzpelt is an idiot, and a villain. But seriously, he's an idiot. Doesn't know how to climb, afraid of kits, you don't want to know what he does when know one's looking, Snowkit already found out. He's allergic to mice, but (now you get to know what he does when no one is looking!) he eat's mouse dung and really enjoys it.
"You look dumb!" Snowkit once told Fuzzpelt on his birthday, and Chainstar replied and said, "It's because he is dumb." Then everyone agreed, walked away, and left poor Fuzzpelt in the dust, crying like a foolish twoleg kit.
"Okay! All cats old enough to catch their own prey, clan meeting beneath high-glittery-thingy for a clan meeting!" Chainstar yelled. "We're meeting here today because there are three kits waiting to become apprentices. Mittentail, if you will!"
Chainstar had called the mother of Grasskit, Dartkit, and Snowkit, so she could bring them out of the nursery. Mittentail walked out of the nursey toward Chainstar with the three kits bounding behind her. Mittentail bowed her head. "Here they are." And the three kits faced Chainstar alone.
"Snowkit, blah blah blah, you're an apprentice now." Snowpaw gawked at Chainstar. Fuzzpelt gawked at Chainstar. Everybody gawked at Chainstar.
"Dartkit, blah blah blah, you're an apprentice now. Grasskit, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah! You're a medicine cat apprentice now."
After the clan meeting, Grasspaw went to the medicine den with Sandpelt. "Why was Chainstar acting like an idiot back there? Did Fuzzpelt bite him? Ohno! Darpaw didn't bite him did he?" Grasspaw looked paniced. "Shh, Dartpaw isn't that stupid, plus, didn't you say Dartpaw was afraid to bite practically everything?" Sandpelt asked. "Oh yeah, I remember that." Grasspaw looked more relieved.
Just then Dartpaw came into the den. "Hey guys, I think Chainstar's got rabies. He just bit Fuzzpelt, and now Fuzzpelt is stupider than ever! OMG!" Dartpaw fainted. Sandpelt and Grasspaw exchanged glances. "Why do you think he fainted?" Grasspaw asked. Skyfang, Grasspaw's and the other two's father, and also the clan deputy, limped into the room. "Guys, Chainstar has rabies, Fuzzpelt's dead, Roundkit's dead, and I don't want to tell you the worst news, two worst news. "What!" Sandpelt and Grasspaw said in unison. "Okay, okay." He burst into tears. "Mittentail's dead! Wahhhhh haa ha! And the second horrible news, is that my name is now Skystar! It doesnt sound right! Wait a second, that's a good thing, for me, and that means Chainstar is dead. Wow. Lot of news. All bad news too. Except for me, and a few others. The only good news is that Fuzzpelt is finally dead. Okay! Who gonna be the new deputy!" And Skystar left the medicine den.
Grasspaw snickered. "Do da dipity!" Sandpelt sighed. "Your mom is dead, your dad's a deputy. A bad thing happens so that a good thing happens. More bad things happen to another good thing. Fuzzpelt's dead, yay!"