Author's note: Hello, I'm proud to say that I'm a new member of METMA. This is my first METMA fic. I'm not sure if I'm cut out for this, but I'm trying. This is really cheesy, I know.
Disclaimer: I, Tricia perks, don't own any characters.



"Yeow! I hate sunburns!" shouted Lisa Turpin. She was visiting her BFF Mandy Brocklehurst, who was poking her.

"I'm a traffic light. Ping ping," said Lisa. "Red on top, yellow in the middle, and green on bottom."

Mandy rolled her eyes. "Yes. Red face. Yellow shirt. Green pants. But you are not a traffic light.

"I am too," said Lisa. "Butterbee!!!"

"Okaaaaaaay," said Mandy. "Hey... what's that fur stuff?"\

Lisa was furious. "Achalta ha kelev sheli!" she shrieked.

"What does that mean?" asked Mandy.

"It means you ate my dog," said Mandy's sister Kendra. She went over and stood by the phone.

BBBBBRRRIIINNNGGG! The phone rang. "AUUGGH!!" Kendra yelled and jumped three feet in the air. Mandy and Lisa started laughing.

"Kids, I'm home," said Mrs. Brocklehurst, who was holding three bags of groceries.

"Are there any chips? Fish?" asked Mandy.

"Eew. I hate fish," said Lisa.

Mrs. Brocklehurst dropped a bag. A bag of chocolate chips spilled out.

"YAAAAY!!! Chocolate chips!" shouted Kendra. She tore the bag open , and the three girls began stuffing their faces.

"Bruuup," burped Lisa.

"Eew," said Mandy and Kendra.

"That's burpish for I'm still a traffic light," said Lisa.








Gimme constructive critisism but not flames. I'm new at this.