A/N: Still don't own anything really... except my car... wait, the bank still owns that... yea, still don't own anything, so don't sue.
'Good God, what fresh hell is this? Idiots! Morons!… imbeciles!' Snape thought to himself, gazing at his 'promising' students.
Out of the entire class, one student did their homework. One. The LEAST likely one at that! And why did they not have their homework?…
"You all went on a hunt for a Bigfoot because you heard of a sighting by the forbidden forest and decided to investigate? MY Slytherins went WILLINGLY into the woods with GRYFFINDORS… for BIGFOOT?"
"Well, of course, Professor! What would you have expected us to do?" Hermione chirped in, "Let an opportunity like this to just slip away? To find and document a living specimen of such an illusive creature?"
"There's NO SUCH THING!" Snape tossed back. "it's a HOAX, all the Bigfoot sightings have been faked!"
"You can prove a species exists, Professor, but you can NOT prove that one does NOT exist." Hermione hissed back in reply.
"That's the basis for your argument? Because there's no way to find proof that something doesn't exist, it must be real? That's spotty logic, even for you, Granger."
Ignoring the rest of the class, Snape turned and glanced at the one student to complete and hand in his homework.
"So, Mr. Potter, why were you not a part of the, um, search and rescue team?"
"Well, I mean, come on Professor. Who with half a brain would believe there to be a Bigfoot tromping around in the forbidden forest? It's utterly ridiculous."
Snape froze, looking stunned. Never before would he have thought to have agreed with anything that this particular student ever muttered.
"Honestly, the forbidden forest!" Harry continued. "How could it be in the forest when EVERYONE knows that bigfoots hate SNOW and would never venture this far north! It would be such a waste of time!"
Sorry for the short post and long wait!