This is a dream I had sometime back and thought it was interesting to write. Just go with it^-^

I'm living in the apartment where my roommates/lovers are Kakuzu and Hidan, and yes, they are yaoi Akatsuki lovers. In this story, vampires are the problem.

I was at another apartment on the premises with a bunch of girls; we went out partying and dancing and I was wearing a strapless fitted black dress that came to my mid thighs with heels. Kakuzu and Hidan knew where I was because I told them, and of course I had to give all the details of my whereabouts to Kakuzu, but I digress. Well, at some point when I went to the bathroom, I heard a crash in the other room, girls screaming, and like a moron I go out the bathroom and peek around the corner.

A bunch of vampires from varying different anime shows pretty much was attacking all the girls, trying to drink their blood, and violate them. I went back in the bathroom, locked the door, and texted Kakuzu: HELP. VAMPS ATTKING IN ROOM 205. He always had his cell phone, that's why I texted him first and not Hidan (kept misplacing his), but just after the message sent the bathroom door burst open.

Vampire Lord was in the doorway (from the show Yu-G-Oh); he walked up to me, snatched my phone and threw it on the floor, then grabbed my wrist and jerked me into the hall. (Yes, I didn't scream or anything but I'm not a screamer). I was so scared I didn't move, but when he grabbed me I did try to get away though. He was so much taller than me, (like Kakuzu, I only came up to his chest), and stronger than me, because all he did was pick me up by my shoulders and pinned me to the wall to where we were eye level; my feet weren't touching the floor.

He leaned towards me and licked his lips as they came near mine. I tried to kick him and jerk my head away but he merely pushed his body against mine, while one hand held my chin and the other arm wrapped around my waist holding my arms and body against the wall. His tongue slowly traced my lips while his eyebrow arched up in amusement because I was trembling. He turned my chin to the side, slowly licked a slick trail up my neck, opened his mouth as I felt his hot breath on my neck, and then he pierced my skin with his fangs.

I let out a small cry because of the pain and felt him sucking my neck very slowly, as if to savor the taste of my blood. All I could do was grimace from the pain, hear the moans and cries of the girls, the cruel chuckling of the other vampires, and pray that Kakuzu and Hidan got here in time before the worst happened.

It was only a few minutes before he took his fangs out and decided to take me in the bedroom next to where we were standing. I was just somewhat limp in his arms as he placed me on the bed; I tried to push him away again but to no avail. He laid on top of me and pinned my arms down again as he licked the blood trickling down my neck, not wasting a drop, and bit me once again in the same spot.

I groaned at the throbbing pain again as he grinded his body against mine, moaning into my neck. I could feel him getting hard alongside my body as he started massaging my breast with his free hand. I felt completely out of it, my vision was getting blurry, my panting was getting worse, I felt weaker, vulnerable, and couldn't get my body to do what I wanted it to do.

He finally stopped after what seemed like an hour, licking my neck one more time and his lips to savor its taste. He sat up and placed his back against the wall, with me across his lap as he held me up with one arm and I saw him bring his wrist up to his mouth when all of a sudden, I hear this huge crash in the other room.

(Hidan and Kakuzu's POV)

Kakuzu got her text message and immediately him and Hidan, along with Deidara and Sasori (they probably need more help since they didn't know how many vampires they'd be dealing with) and ran towards the apartment. They were a good ways off in town, but being ninjas they could get there faster than a policeman could.

When they got there, Kakuzu shattered the door with a punch and they were appalled by the sight they saw. Blood everywhere, vamps violating the girls, some were naked, and some were half-naked. The vamps just snickered at them, not giving a care for what they've done or the fact they were caught, until Hidan started attacking, yelling Jashin curses at them.

Pretty much they all started brutally fighting, the ninjas not going to spare any of them, while trying not to harm the girls. Kakuzu noticed she wasn't in the room and quickly started checking every room until he found the room she was in.

(My POV)

When the crash was heard, Vampire Lord was by undoubted, irritated; even more so, as I managed a faint smirk when I heard Hidan yelling and cursing. I always got a kick out of him when he does that stuff, but my thoughts were interrupted as Vampire Lord continued what he was doing before as he bit his wrist, drawing blood.

Just as he leaned towards my mouth with his blood in his mouth, the door burst open, revealing a peeved Kakuzu in the doorway. All that was going through my mind was "THANK GOD HE'S HERE!" At this point I passed out, but the story continues. Kakuzu didn't even say a word when he attacked. One arm shot out and grabbed Vampire Lord by the throat, crushing him into the wall with brute force as blood oozed out from his mouth and from the back of his head. I ended up rolling off his lap but didn't fall on the floor.

Then, Kakuzu hurled him to the other side of the room and he smashed into the wall, almost knocking the whole wall out. (Can't do too much damage or the apartments might make us pay for it). Kakuzu rushed over and picked me up as Hidan charged in the room yelling, "KAKUZU! WHERE'S OLIVIA? WE CAN'T FIND HER!" Kakuzu turned towards Hidan and said, "I've got her Hidan…. just in time." Hidan looked at the weak state I was in and yelled yet again, "WHERE'S THAT SORRY FUCKER? I'LL HACK HIM INTO PIECES AND USE HIM FOR MY RITUAL!"

They both looked towards the wall where Kakuzu threw him but he wasn't there, all that was there were a cracked, broken wall and smeared blood going from where Vampire Lord landed and the window. "FUCK! WHAT THE HELL, HE GOT AWAY?" Kakuzu just sighed and muttered, "Must have done it when you came in the room. At any rate let's get out of here."

Hidan was about to fuss with Kakuzu but changed his mind quickly from that death look on his face, he was more pissed than he was letting on. When they were in the living room, Sasori was leaning against the wall while Deidara was sitting in a chair. They had, along with Hidan, killed all the vampires. Those two quickly covered the girls up with blankets, treated their wounds, and called the medics and police. Deidara saw the bite marks on my neck and asked in an upset tone, "Is she ok, she didn't end up like these girls, did she, un? He pointed at the other girls on the floor, they were all alive but barely, and some were raped.

Sasori walked up to Deidara and placed a hand on his shoulder, "Calm down Deidara, if she was, all we have to do is give her the drug I made." Kakuzu and Hidan looked at Sasori with curiosity and Hidan demanded, "What fucking drug are you talking about?" Sasori sighed and stated, "I quickly made up a drug so that they'll lose their memories of tonight, considering what these girls went through, and they won't remember a thing. I don't think they would want to remember this anyway."

Kakuzu, frustrated, just growled at Sasori, "Well, then how do we explain the bruises on her shoulders, loss of blood, and not to mention the bite marks on her neck?" Sasori didn't say a word and looked at Deidara. Deidara, twirling a strand of hair with his finger, muttered, "Don't look at me Sasori-Danna, it was your idea un." Hidan just punched the wall, getting all their attention, and shouted, "What the hell is wrong with you fuckers? Let's just wait until she wakes up and ask her what she wants to do. Let her fucking decide; besides let's get the hell out of here before the fucking cops get here and fucking interrogate us!" Then Hidan stomped out of the apartment, followed by the rest of them.

Well, when I woke up, I was on Kakuzu's bed. I sat up and winced at the pain on my neck as I tried to get out of bed. I noticed my shoes were off and I was wearing a tank and slacks; my legs felt like jelly as I walked to the door. I was really thirsty and wanted to ask the guys what happened after I passed out. Just as I got to the door Hidan burst in and almost crashed into me.

He managed to see me in time and grabbed me by the waist so I wouldn't fall down. Out of nowhere he squeezed me in a hug and muttered, "It's about fucking time you woke up, I've been so fucking worried about you." I managed to reply calmly, "I'm OK Hidan, just tired and thirsty." It was a few minutes before he let me go then started passionately kissing me. I love it when he kisses me like that; he's usually a fierce kisser. When he broke the kiss, he just stared intently at me with his purple eyes, and growled, "What the hell are doing out of bed and trying to walk when you've lost so much blood?"

I smiled and sniggered at that remark because it was funny since he was so worried, then got so serious. He scowled as he picked me up and took me into the living room and sat me on the couch. Pointing a threatening looking finger at me, he said, "Don't you dare move from this spot until I get back from the kitchen and get you a drink or I'll be using you for my next fucking ritual; Alright?" I nodded with a smirk and held up my hands in surrender. He stomped in the kitchen and starting making so much noise in there. It sounded like he was breaking all the dishes just to get me a drink; he must have been real worried about me to go through the trouble of making me a drink.

At that point I heard someone unlocking the door and then Kakuzu came in. He stopped mid-step in the room when he saw me. From what I could tell he looked shocked and relieved from behind his mask, it's still hard for me to tell, he never shows emotions much. I just gave him a nervous smile as he came and sat down next to me. There was an awkward silence for a minute until he leaned towards me, cupped my chin and turned my face so it was facing his, and asked, "Are you alright Olivia?" I manage to say, "Yeah, just tired and thirsty."

He didn't hesitate for a second when he pulled down his mask as his lips crashed against mine with a little more force than he intended. He likes kissing rough too, but right now I don't mind. We kissed for a few minutes until he broke away and whispered, "I'm not ever letting you go anywhere again." I actually started laughing and got him to chuckle lightly as he pulled his mask back up when Hidan came back from the kitchen. "Kakuzu? When'd you get here old man?" Kakuzu growled at him, "I've been here the past ten minutes you idiot."

Hidan just rolled his eyes and handed me my drink as he said, "You better drink all this shit babe, because it was fucking hard to make." He gave me a quick kiss on the lips as he sat down on the other side of me. Me and Kakuzu just stared at the drink, it was a very murky, dark brown, and smelled funky. I glanced up at Hidan and asked, "What is it?" Hidan just scowled, "Its fucking hot chocolate!" Kakuzu was about to make a nasty remark about what he thought it was until there was a knock on the door.

Hidan just stared at it like it was going to open itself but finally decided to go open it. I put the drink concoction Hidan made on the coffee table and it's a good thing I did because when Hidan opened the door he was pushed aside, spinning into the wall, as a blur came straight towards me and placed me in an inescapable hug. "Oh, Tobi heard what happened to Olivee-san and wanted to come see you so bad but Zetsu-sempai wouldn't let me until now. Are you ok? You hurt?"

I hugged Tobi back and said, "Yeah I'm fine Tobi, but you're kind of hurting my neck." His head was right on the spot on my neck where I was bit and he was quickly pulled off me by Kakuzu from his shirt collar. "Oh, Tobi so sorry, Tobi didn't know. Tobi never hurt Olivee-san intentionally!" Tobi was about to cry until I said, "It's ok Tobi, it's not your fault. My Tobi's a good boy." "YAY! Tobi is a good boy!" he yelled until Hidan came over and started choking him, causing Kakuzu to let go. "GOOD BOY MY FUCKING ASS! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU FOR KNOCKING ME INTO THE FUCKING WALL!" At least Deidara and Sasori walked in at the right moment to stop the fight.

Deidara grabbed poor, crying Tobi and Sasori used his puppet strings to make Hidan stop strangling him. When Hidan finally calmed down, Sasori let him go, and then made an announcement. "I do believe there's something we all need to discuss now, isn't there Kakuzu?" Kakuzu just merely nodded his head and wrapped his arm around my shoulders. I didn't know what they were talking about but I had an idea.

Sasori sat down and started speaking, "As you know, apartment 205 was attacked by vampires and thankfully, Olivia is still alive and the worst didn't happened. Now, after what happened there, I made a drug to erase those other girl's memories of that night, Deidara and I injected all of them with the exception of Olivia. Kakuzu pointed out if we did, explaining where her injuries came from would be very difficult, to say the least. So, we're doing as Hidan suggested we would wait until Olivia woke up and ask her what she wants to do." Sasori looked at me and asked, "The question is Olivia, do you want the drug to erase your memory of last night or not?" Everyone looked at me while I thought about it. Yes, I would be haunted by the incident for a while, but it could've been worse, so I merely shook my head no. Sasori asked, "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I'm sure." I said.

Deidara sighed and said, "Well, there is another problem we have to worry about, un." Hidan broke in and stated, "Yeah, that fucker might come back since he escaped. So, we're going to have to find and kill his fucking ass before he does." Kakuzu replied, "I agree, he probably will come back seeing he was about to get you to drink his blood and try to make you his property.

So, you're not going anywhere without one of us with you until he's dead." Everyone just nodded and the matter was settled. Well, good boy Tobi broke the silence by spitting out my drink all over Hidan while gagging as he said, "What is this drink! Tobi thought it was hot chocolate but it's nasty! Tobi don't like it! "TOBI YOU LITTLE FUCKER, IT IS FUCKING HOT CHOCOLATE! YOU'RE MY NEXT RITUAL FOR SPITTING THAT SHIT ON ME!" Hidan shouted while chasing Tobi all over the room. Deidara took this opportunity to sit next to me, we were close bosom buddies; he hugged me, kissed my cheek, and with a smirk said, "I'm glad you're ok, but from now on, don't drink anything that Hidan tries to make you.

He nearly poisoned me last time when I was sick, un." I laughed and nodded my head yes in response; I didn't want to try that stuff he made anyway. Well, this dream pretty much ends here until the sequel, with Hidan chasing a terrified Tobi, all of us laughing, with the exception of Kakuzu and Sasori, who just smirked at the scene.

To be continued…