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Story:The Cullens Get a Pet

Chapter 1

BPOV

Joy! Home alone with an idiot, my daughter, a love sick werewolf, and a hyper shopaholic. This is so much fun! As if. The rest went out hunting...Bam!

"EMMETT! WHAT DID YOU JUST BREAK!?" I screamed at the top of my lungs. That boy have better not broke another TV! If he did, boy I would get a kick out Esme yelling at him again, I laughed to myself.

"Nothing.....shoot Esme is gonna kill me," Emmett partly whispered. "Heard that! What did you break this time?" I asked, I'm still guessing it was the tv.

"The TV."

No shocker there. Anyways I was right.

"Ooooh! You are in trouble. I wonder what is your punishment this time." I said. I'm gonna enjoy the punishment. Last punishment, Emmett couldn't play with his gameboys (yes, he has them...he even has all the kinds) for a month. It was funny watching him scream and be bored out of his mind and Rosalie wouldn't even be in the same room with him. That made that punishment torchered for him but to us, it was funnier than ever!

I heard footsteps coming from outside. "Emmett, Esme is home with the others," I said,"Reneesme and Jacob! The others are home!" I don't want to no what those two were up to in her room. I shuddered from that thought of my daughter doing that to a love sick werewolf.

"Hi momma! Did Emmett break the TV again," my sweet daughter asked and looked at the TV, "Nevermind, forget I even asked that.....Oooh, Emmett is gonna get in trouble again." I laughed. We all act like 4 year olds when he gets in trouble. I heard Jacob laughing to himself.

"Hello Sweetheart," a velvetly voice whispered in my ear. "Hello Edward," I said while I kissed him,"Emmett broke the TV again." He chuckled

"EMMETT!" a voice screeched. Here comes Esme fuming. It rarely happens to see Esme fuming. Oh boy, but this time there is fire coming out her ears, nose, and mouth. You can even see the fire in her eyes. This is gonna a good punishment.

"I.....uhhhh.......er, ummm.....I DIDN'T BREAK ANYTHING! IT WAS NESSIE!" Emmett helplessly squeaked. It's also rare for Emmett to squeak too. "Emmett! You are grounded from your gameboys and Rosalie for two months!!!!" Esme screamed. Yeah, she's past fuming. "But...why two months?" Emmett just asked the dumbest thing again. "One breaking the TV again and blaming it on Nessie. She has a halo, you have the devil horns right now Emmett. THAT'S WHY!" Never get Esme mad.

2 Hours later

"Ugh! I'm so bored. What to do!" Emmett yelled out of his bored trance. Suddenly he got his thinking face on. Awwww....crap, he is thinking something that we won't enjoy. "Ooooh! I know how about we get a pet! It wouldn't be so bad." Your seriously. OH MY GOSH! Emmett definitely has no brain. This is not gonna go good.