Title: There Are Good Friends
Author: kawaiibookworm
Rating: T for touchy feely bro-mances/hinted relationships
Characters/Pairings: friendship/epic bromance Nick and jeff
Word count: 5,283
Disclaimer: if i owned glee, there would be a heck of a lot more Klaine and Britiana scenes, more warbler time, and rachels mouth would be duck . But since none of that is happening right now, it's obvious i do not own anything besides my name.
A/N: I love the warblers, I love Britiana, I love Klaine. To wrap it up i love everything good about glee :)


~Good friends will wait for you after school of you get detention~

Nick sighed softly while he waited for his hour detention to be over. He had done all of his homework at lunch, he didn't have his phone with him to secretly play games on, and worst of all he didn't have agent six there with him to amuse him.

"Excuse me, professor, you don't mind if I add another delinquent to your detention class do you?"

Spoke too soon

The lazy old fart that had been assigned to watch them waved an okay. The assistant principle opened the door and in came skipping Jeff, with a very good impression of Blaine's happy puppy dog face. The blonde warbler looked around until he spotted his favorite agent and nearly collided with the table when he ran to quickly sit next to Nick.

"Enough of that! You hooligans stay quiet and don't move until I get back from the rest room" the teacher slowly waddled out of the room after the AP left.

"Okay we officially have half an hour till the old fart comes back" Nick faced his best friend while everyone else in the room talked and some even left. "How exactly did you get stuck here and why?"

"Easy, I just squirted super glue all over the teachers' lounge floor and the rest took care of itself" they both smirked at each other.

"Again?"

"Yup, but this time I made sure I got caught" that threw Nick off.

"Why?"

Jeff looked at Nick like it was painfully obvious "You think I would leave you here in detention where you would be all alone, scarred, defenseless secretly crying for me to save you from boringness that is this!" as weird and stupid as Jeff's explanation was, the junior warbler couldn't help but feel his heart warm at his partner in crimes concern.

"Wanna blow up some aliens on my phone while we wait for the hour to run out?"

"Hell ya!"

~Best friends would get into trouble just to land themselves in detention to keep you company~


~ Good friends asks to write down your number~

"Guys! We lost Jeff again!" multiple groans could be heard coming from the cars that were packed with tired Warblers. Dalton had decided to organize a small field trip for its students and of course the warblers had decided to ride with each other. The made spent all day at the local mall and almost every arrived at the planned meeting spot and were ready to call it a day.

All accept a certain blonde warbler

"Okay someone just call him and tell him to get his ass over here already" Wes looked around and waited for someone to take out their phone "does anyone have his number?"

"Well he just signed up for a new one so his number changed... I think I wrote it down some where" Kurt dug through his fancy Alexander McQueen man purse, shuffling through various things.

David groaned "find it! I don't want to wait another hour, there's gunna be some heavy traffic soon-"

"Don't worry guys he's just in line at a store waiting to pay" everyone looked up to see nick with his blackberry attached to his ear.

"You already had his number?"

"Speed dial of course" nick smiled and winked

"Where the hell is he!" cried a very cranky Trent.

"At the Disney store and YES Blaine, I already made sure he got you one of those huge Mickey Mouse shaped lollipops" Blaine cheered and started to jump up and down in excitement of his upcoming treat. The rest of the warblers decided to wait for Jeff in their cars, as soon as nick sat down in the middle of Kurt and David, he got another call from agent six.

"Hey, I'll drop in in about thirty seconds" And with that their phone conversation was abruptly ended.

"What-" Kurt's never finished asking his question because Jeff suddenly appeared on top of Blaine's car and elegantly (not) slide in through the sun roof and landed preciously onto Nick's lap

"Sorry I took so long guys, I had to wrestle the last Mickey wizard hat from this snotty ten year old, and oh Blaine here you go!" Jeff handed Blaine his cavity educing treat and proceeded to snuggle more comfortably into Nick. The person who was being sat on pulled the hat from Jeff's bag and looked at it in awe. Wes just rubbed his temples and asked Blaine to step on it.

~Best friends have you on speed dial~


~Good friends call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. ~

"I'm home! And an artificially dyed golden retriever followed me here and will probably eat us out of house and home before we kick it out" Nick called out while he opened the door to his family's home in Westerville. Jeff followed after him carrying his and nick's bags for the weekend.

"Watch what you say about my hair Nicky, I might not be house trained"

"For the sake of my carpet I hope you are" Nick and Jeff both turned around and saw that a petite middle age women had come down the stairs to greet them.

"Hi mom" nick greeted her with a wave.

"Mommy!" Jeff cried and basically engulfed nick's mom into a bear hug.

"It's good to see you too sweetie" nicks mom patted Jeff on the head.

"Where's Dad?" Jeff asked when he finally let go of her

"Someone say my name?" nicks father came walking out of the hall and proceeded to the kitchen to get something to eat before his boys ate everything.

"Hey kiddo" he ruffled Nick's hair affectionately then did the same to Jeff "Hey buddy"

"Hi Dad" the two warblers said at the same time.

"You two are back?" Alexia, Nick's little sister asked while she came out of her room.

"Lexi!" Jeff ran towards the 10 year old and went in for a hug, but being the annoying little brat she was, proceeded to get out of the way at the last second. This resulted in Jeff running into a door head first.

"Alexia! What do you say?"

"Did you hit your soft spot?" Yup, you had too adore her little attitude. After making sure the blonde was okay and scolding her daughter, nick's mom ordered everyone into the kitchen so they could start dinner. Nick, decided that Jeff wasn't in any condition to walk in straight line, offered to give him a piggy back ride to his seat. After a loud cry of 'Giddy up horse' nick ran into the kitchen with his best friend on his back. Alexia, who was the last one in the room watched the two boys head into the dining area.

"I think my Gay-dar just pinged"

~Best friends call your parents Mom and Dad~


~Good Friends will comfort you if your boyfriend breaks up with you~

"Nicky? Nick-"Jeff peeked into his room and saw a warbler sized lump the middle of nick's bed. Jeff ran to the bed and threw off the covers revealing Nick's curled up body and his tear streaked face.

"He… Riker… broke up with me" Nick sniffled and tried wipe his face free of tears and snot. Jeff starred at him for a few seconds before he engulfed him in a tight hug and kissed his forehead wanting to comfort him. Before Nick could hug him back, Jeff had already let go and was clicking away on his phone.

"Nicky I promise I'll be back as soon as I can okay" Jeff laid his hand on nick's head and made the other look him in the eyes so he knew he understood. "I just need to go get David's baseball bat and make a quick stop somewhere" without saying anything else the blonde ran out of the room, but not before giving him another quick kiss on the head. Nicks stared at the door for a while before he laid down again and quietly fell asleep, thinking that maybe he could sleep of the heart-break.

Nick was woken up several hours later by the sounds of the door closing and loud steps of someone's feet.

"Jeff?" nick voice was filled with sleep and he could barley open his eyes.

"Yeah it is, go back to sleep it's like three in the morning" Nick shook his head.

"Not until you tell me where the hell you where... all dressed in black … and with that baseball bat…. Dammit it Jeff don't tell me" the brunette groaned.

"Don't worry about okay? It's been taken care of" Jeff smiled quickly faded away when he caught sight of nicks glare "don't tell me you didn't want that douche bag to pay"

"No, no I'm fine with that; I just don't want to have to help you hide a dead body, especially when we have that French quiz tomorrow!" Jeff giggled and smiled.

"No I didn't kill him, though I was freaking tempted to, I just rearranged his precious car into scrapes" nicks eyes popped open. Riker adored his car, more than a healthy person should.

"If there wasn't a chance you'd get arrested I would be laughing hysterically right now."

"Fat chance of that happening, I have an alibi" Jeff smirked and pulled out nicks phone. "See"

Nick, if anyone asks, Jeff was with us the whole time watching Harry Potter movies and not getting back at your pathetic excuse of an Ex. And we are going to be with you guys all of tomorrow night and not TPing his house either house.

-love, David, Wes, Blaine, Trent, and Flint!

P.s: Kurt sends his love over txt too!

"God I love you guys" Nick threw his arms around his best friends' neck and hugged him hard.

"Yeah yeah we know, now let's get to sleep I'm exhausted" Jeff made nick scoot over and climbed into the bed. "Destroying someone's personal property is hard work" Nick snorted "you think?"

"G'night Nicky" the brunette snuggled into Jeff's side, yawning.

"Night and Thanks" Jeff kissed his head once more and the two drifted off to sleep.

~Best Friend would say "Be right back", go out with a baseball bat, come back at 3:00 in the morning and say "It's all been taken care of."~


~Good friends would jump off a bridge with you~

"It's not that high" David peeked over the edge of the small bridge and starred at the wide river underneath it "I think…"

"That's good enough for me!" Jeff jumped on the edge of the bridge and began to take off some of his clothes. "Come on guys what are you waiting for?" he asked while he finally got his jeans off and was wearing nothing but his boxers. Wes and David shared a look and shrugged. Why not, it was hot as hell outside and if they got hurt, they could just get someone to call an ambulance. No big Deal.

"Aw hell to the no" Kurt practically shrieked and shot a glare at Blaine when he started to unbutton his own shirt. After many seconds of Blaine using his kicked puppy expression Kurt finally rolled his eyes and shot all him a look that clearly stated that he was pissed but he would let him jump off the stupid bridge.

"Nickyyyyyyyy" Jeff whined. He didn't even bother to try to convince Kurt. That boy would rather drown himself then ruin his own hair on purpose.

"1. I told you to stop calling me that and 2. It's your choice to jump to your death not mine"

"Fine then but you guys are gunna miss the fun!" Jeff nodded to everyone else who was standing on the ledge with him (Wes, David, and Blaine). They all counted to three and leaped off the ledge. The last thing they heard before they all splashed in the water was Nick Yell "I'm gunna miss your Dumb***s!"

A few seconds' later three heads came up out of the water laughing about how awesome that was. It only took second for Wes to notice something was wrong.

"Guys, where's Jeff?" the three guys in the water looked around themselves but couldn't see the blonde that had jumped off with them. Kurt leaned over the edge and frantically searched the water, panic setting into his eyes. Surprisingly Nick was the only one in the group who was still calm and was sitting on the ledge swinging his legs.

"RAWR!" screamed Jeff as he came up shooting out off the water and jumped right onto David's back. David, not expecting this at all, screamed in a high pitch voice that even impressed Kurt and tried to shake him off. Everyone (except Nick) yelled at Jeff to never do that again and how the hell could he hold his breath for that long.

"Thanks for getting my hopes up" Nick said to Jeff as the blonde floated near the bridge he was sitting on.

"You don't mean that, you know you love" nick smirked.

"Still doesn't mean you're a dumbass for doing that"

"Yes but I'm your dumbass"

"True"

~Best friends would look at you say "I'm gunna miss your dumb***"~


~Good friends would drop off soup when you're sick~

Jeff blew his nose for the millionth time that morning and rolled over on his bed groaning. Out of the small population of his dorm, why did he have to be the one to get sick? Not only was he missing warbler practice, he couldn't leave his room because the germ-a-phobics he called friends wouldn't let him, and there was nothing on TV. The pounding in his head and the constant sound of him sniffling was getting old really fast.

"Alla, Buddha, Satan, someone send something to ease my pain!"

"Didn't think you'd resort to praying to the devil this fast"

'Damn, you guys work fast!'

"Never doubt my ability to cave in"

"As if I would ever" Nick sat down on the edge of Jeff's bed with his hands full of Walgreens bags and started pulling random tubes and boxes on to his bed side table. Suddenly something in Jeff's head clicked.

"Why the hell aren't you in class?" Jeff asked while Nick handed him a bunch of different kind of pills that were supposed to help with his headache and congested nose.

"I had Blaine tell everyone of my teachers that I was going to be absent for the rest of the week since I seemed to have caught the same illness that has pledge my best friend" Nick handed Jeff a new box of tissues "They believed him, thank god, and didn't even send someone to check if I was lying or not"

"You think their happy about getting rid of the terrible two's for a week?"

"I saw Mr. Smith printing out the party flyers for Friday" they both laughed (well nick laughed, Jeff kind of wheezed then giggled).Even though he was thrilled to have his best buddy with him he was still worried.

"You really don't have to stay here with me-"

"Shut up, I already made up my mind. The only way I'm leaving you is if someone drags me out of here…. unconscious, and ties me up in a safe room…in Siberia. Got it?" Jeff nodded.

"Anyone ever tell you you're a mother hen?"

"Yes, now shut up and lie down or I won't get your pillow pet for you"

"Ma'am yes ma'am" Nick dangled an adorable penguin pillow pet over Jeff's head.

"Pillowpetloversayswhat?" Jeff grabbed the pillow out of nick's uncaring hands and held it tightly to his body.

"Nothing" Grinning, Nick got up to go put a movie in. Jeff, who was cuddling his adorable pillow, began to sing.

"It's a pillow! It's a pet! It's a pillowpe- OOWW! You know you can go to jail for hurting the sick and injured, right?" Jeff rubbed his head where Nick had thrown a Nerf ball at him.

"First of all your barley sick and you were only just injured by me a minute ago, and second, you can also go to jail for destroying personal property, like you did"

"…"

"That's what I thought, now scoot over" Nick slide into the space left over on Jeff's bed. The brunette sat up and Jeff laid his head on top of nick's chest with one arm wrapped around his waist and the other cuddling his penguin pillow pet. Nicks used the one of his hands to hold the remote and to hand Jeff medicine he needed to take and the other went to rest on top of the blondes head. They watched all the final destination and chucky movies until they vowed to never ride another roller coaster or walk into an American girls store again.

~Best friends would come armed with most of Walgreens and a good chunk of blockbuster, fully prepared to share your misery for a week~


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