Claimer/Disclaimer

I own PJO

I own The Missing

I own Maximum Ride

The Gasman- Did she just say that she owned you, Max?

Max- I think she did. BUT SHE DOESN'T!

Me- Yes, I do.

Max- No you don't.

Me- Yes I do.

Max- No you don't.

Me- Yes I do.

Max- No you don't.

Me- Yes I do.

Max- No you don't.

Me- Yes I do.

Max- No you don't.

Me- Yes I do.

Max- No you don't.

Me- Yes I do.

Max- No you don't.

Me- YES I DO! *pulls out book* SEE?

The Gasman- Isn't that from the library?

Me- STYX! *poofs out*

Random Girl- Hmmm… Pig Latin… What a stupid language.

Random Voice- Er, I mean, atwhat a upidstay amenay.

Random Girl- Ugh. I hate it! Bye. *walks away*

Random Voice- Yebay.

Random Girl- Ugh! Stop it!

Annabeth- *randomly appears, Yankees cap in hand* Finally, she's gone. But that was funny! I'm here to tell you about the new series of stories/chapter thingies that Silena River *dee dee! sound effect* has written.

Jonah- *appears in midair and falls on top of Annabeth, knocking her down*

Annabeth- STYX! **** you random guy that fell from the sky! You are kinda cute… but **** you ***hole! Im gonna kick yo *** all the way to Hades!

Jonah- *ignores Annabeth* Silena River *dee dee!* has been working for just a few hours to bring you all of these incredibly lame stories!

Max- *flies in, knocking both Jonah and Annabeth out*

Annabeth and Jonah- *struggles to get up*

Max- Erasers! *kicks Annabeth and Jonah* Silena River *dee dee!* has been *dee dee!* umm… has been working on these story/chapters in her *dee dee!* ugh. *dee dee!* All right! What the hell is making that noise? *hovers around, searching* *finds the Gasman* Gazzy? *sees remote in his hands* Was that you?

The Gasman- Uh, no, Max… heh, heh… *turns away and farts, knocking Jonah and Annabeth back out*

Max- Nice one, Gazzy. *puts her arm around the Gasman and steers him away*

JB- *appears, standing next to the crumpled figure of Jonah* Woah, Jonah. Is that your girlfriend?

Annabeth- *comes to her senses, jumps up* WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE? *runs away screaming*

JB- It was that bad, Jonah?

HAHA! How'd you like it? Thanks. Aww… no need to flatter me. There will be more. REVIEW! Or the Gasman will fart on you.

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