Disclaimer: all, characters belong to the beeb, of that i am all to aware, oh well one can wish.
A/N: just a bit of fun!
'Doctor!'
'Master!' gasped the doctor
'I like it when you use my name' smirked the master
What is he doing? Martha asked Jack
'What else but catching up, the old time lord way, evil and dirty down a phone!' he laughed, 'I want some of that!' Jack started to get up but Martha held him back, 'aw come on Martha' 'No you are not interfering, what he is doing is very important' she cried. As Jack settled down again, he raised his heads with a grin plastered over his face, 'sure it is, no wonder the TARDIS phone bill is so expensive!'
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