Come Down on Me

An erratic fan fiction between Link and his senpai, Wallmaster.

Part 1

In the clutches of love

Link clutched at the Wallmaster, The Wallmaster held Link tight, Link said, "I don't need rupees, I just need you." The Wallmaster didn't speak because he doesn't have a mouth. Link soon realized that the Wallmaster was just an AI and not a real person. Link felt his heart drop in his chest, sorrow washing over him. All that he wanted was his senpai to notice him. The Wallmaster carried Link to the beginning of the dungeon. It was the most amazing feeling, being embraced by the Wallmaster. But it didn't last long.

Link needed to see the Wallmaster again, at any cost. He didn't care whether or not his senpai was a real person, he was in love. Link realised that to earn the Wallmasters love, he needed to BE a Wallmaster. Link purchased a sewing machine from the Happy Sewing machine Salesman. He proceeded to craft his Wallmaster outfit from Skulltula silk. Link was missing one material for his Wallmaster costume, it was the Fabled Butterfly. Why did Link need a Fabled Butterfly for a Wallmaster costume? I have no idea, blame Shigeru Miyamoto.

The Zora princess heard of Link's travels, and became jealous. Link was the hunkiest man in all of Hyrule, and he loved a monster? She was enraged by this, and set off to end the beast that held Link's heart. Meanwhile, Ganondorf was becoming increasingly bored waiting for Link to face off with him in a final battle. Zelda was bewildered, where was her hero? However, Link continued to search for that elusive butterfly. His journey led him to the peaks of Death Mountain.

The gorons happily greeted Link. Link explained his story to the gorons, who thought he was the stupidest person in Hyrule. They refused to help him, until he brought up some Rock Sirloin. The gorons led Link to an ancient temple deep within Death Mountain. There were some ancient tablets with writing on them. They translated to "The one who seeketh the attention of the Wallmaster, thou are an idiot. But if thee must hath the Wallmaster, thou will find the butterfly in the ruins of Clock Town."

Ganondorf's patience was running thin. He sent out an army of Gerudos to capture Link. Little did he know that Link was off in a whole other world. Link landed on a Deku flower, breaking his fall damage. Link was the first in centuries to enter Termina from Hyrule. He was greeted by a strange, short being clad in green. He was wearing red tights, but he didn't look like a 'he'.

"Helloodlooo!, It is I! Tingle Number 215! Are you a forest fairy, sir?" The hideous creature spoke. Link immediately stabbed the creature, killing it.

Link climbed the clock tower stairs, his muscles aching from walking up 5 steps. When he left the tower, he soon saw that the town was destroyed. Every shop was turned into a face painting center. More little creatures were swarming the streets. Some walking out of the face painting shops with butterflies and weird gang signs painted on their faces. Following the butterflies, Link entered the shop. To his shock, he saw the deformed midgets using the fabled butterfly as a stencil.

"Helloolimpah!" said the abomination. "I am Tingle number 42069, what magical shape do you want on your fairy face?"

Link took out his sword to stab the miserable thing, but the buff, body guard Tingles grabbed him before he could take his toll. They tossed him out of the shop. The sun was setting and Link was sad. He climbed to the top of clock tower to look at the sunset. Link was crying now. How could he ever fulfil his fantasies with his senpai without a Wallmaster suit? He slowly dozed off into a deep sleep.

"Hello there, young one." said a voice that awakened Link from his sleep. "I am here to help you." Link soon realised that the voice was coming from above. He looked up and saw a gigantic moon speaking to him. "I can grant you a very fierce power that will help you acquire that of which you want, but you will lose the power when morning arrives. However, the power comes with a curse, while you have the power, this world will be under a great evil. Do you wish to accept this power?" Link nodded. "You shall be punished for your greed." said the moon, then Link felt power coursing through his veins. His body was molding and he was starting to lose control. The power overcame him and he lost his will into the control of the Fierce Deity.

"I have hosted this meeting to discuss the whereabouts of the hero of Hyrule, Link. He was last seen adventuring into the lost woods." Ganondorf said the the members of the meeting he called. "Does anyone have any additional information about his cause?"

"He hasn't come to my shop recently." Said the ugly Potion Witch.

"Here's what we're going to, we have the Kokiris lead us through the lost woods, on a search for Link." Ganondorf explained.

"You won't find Link in the lost woods…" Everyone turned to the mystery person entering the room. "I am Princess Ruto of the Zora people, and I know alll about Links disappearance."

The rays of sunshine slowly crept up Link's face. He awoke with the smell of fresh blood. He soon recognized he was near the entrance to clock tower. As his eyesight returned to him, he saw what had been done. Butchered bodies of all the Tingle folk were scattered everywhere. The buildings were completely demolished. His clothes were stained with blood. What had he done? A sparkly object soon caught his eye. There was a bottle, with the fabled butterfly in it, and a note that read, "When will you learn that your actions have consequences?" Link really didn't care about this land, or the note. All he really cared about was the Wallmaster. He ascended back into Hyrule, anxious to see the Wallmaster again.

"You see," Princess Ruto said, "Strange things have happened to Link. Fate has played a cruel trick on all of us. Link has fallen in love with a Wallmaster."

"And how are we to believe something so stupid?" Saria exclaimed.

"Well, my midgety friend," Ruto said condescendingly, "I have this!" She pulled out a paper with the Wallmaster outfit plans on it. "And with a little stalking, I have discover which exact Wallmaster is the one that Link holds so dear to his heart."

"So what do we do now?" Ganondorf questioned.

"We set up a trap."