I don't own Durarara!
Celty's PMS'ing
Celty and Izaya were getting back on the bus to put up there instruments. They and the band had just played at the middle school football game.
They always sit behind the the band director. Untill some snotty brat majoret player came up and started yelling at them to move. They repeted it 5 or more times.
'Will you shut the fuck up? We dont need to hear it more then once!' Celty typed out.
"Seriosly." Izaya said.
"Well maybe you should have moved the first time." She replied.
'Well your not the one playing instruments all night. AND AT LEAST I CAN CATCH A DAMN BATON.' Celty replied angrly. They moved behined the majoret. All the suddonden every one started to sing random peoples names!
"You got to be kiding me." Izaya said as they started singing 'Izaya Orihara! Izaya Orihara!'... Then they started to sing "Celty! Celty! Celty!"...
'! Will every one just SHUT UP!' She typed. They started again. "ARGHHHHHHHH!" You almost heard from Celty. Celty jumped up and walked up to the driver. She threw the bus driver off the bus. Celty Started to drive angrly. She drove to the nearest cliff and grabed Anri, Izaya, The band directer and his wife, and Mika and jumped of right as the bus went off a cliff. No one survived but the 6.
"Well, I can tell your not going to be a bus driver anytime soon. Dulahans are so intresting."
They all laughed as the bus exploded.
THE END DAMMINT
A/N: Based off a true story... exept for the whole 'splodin' and hijacking the bus part.