My story takes place at the University of Colorado. My friends and I are now 19 years old. Many of our lives have changed for the better, some for the worse.
Kyle got into acting during high school, it made him feel like he truly belonged and got him away from Cartman. Unfortunately, it was also his worst enemy from time to time. He began dating Bebe freshman year, but they broke up one year later due to his commitment to the theater. His busy schedule also put a dent in his friendship with Stan. And it didn't help that Stan decided to go to college outside of Colorado. Kyle couldn't deal with the fact that his best friend was leaving and found comfort in Token.
Stan, as we already explained, decided to go to college elsewhere. The reason being to stay close to Wendy. Though they broke up from time to time, they were still together by the time graduation rolled around. He was sad about leaving behind his best friend Kyle, but he knew that if he stayed, he would regret it for the rest of his life.
Eric is still the same old Jew hating jerk he's always been, but there have been a few positive changes in his life since the 4th grade. After being told he was pre-diabetic, he decided to get his life together and lose some weight. His weight loss has made him a better looking guy, but unfortunately his horrible personality drives girls away. If it weren't for Mr. Garrison being tired of him, he most likely wouldn't have graduated. After receiving some help from a very reluctant Mr. Mackey, Eric swore off many of his crimes. No longer does he feed children their parents. Unfortunately, some of his behavior has started to rub off on Kyle's brother Ike, and although we hate to say it, they are quite the pair of dildos.
Butters actually found that he was a genius underneath all of his eccentric personality. He dropped out of high school at 16 (causing him to get grounded by his parents) and moved in with Stan and his family, opting to work in the geology field with Randy. The Marshes came to love Butters, who now decided to publish a book titled How I Got My Life Together under the name Leopold Stotch. He's going off to a technical school sometime soon to get a degree so he can get a real job.
As for me, well you think you can guess what I've been up to, right? Just dying like usual, huh? Wrong. For a while, I isolated myself from my friends, trying to spare them the trouble of watching me die again and again, not that the remember. The only friend I had during middle school was Karen. When I entered high school I got a job in order to help support my family. With a little help from Mysterion I was able to get accepted into the University of Colorado, which is where my friends and I are now. I have no regrets about the lives I've lived, and I don't plan on changing it now. My name is Kenny McCormick, and this is my story.