Author's Notes: Hey, uh, I decided to do 'Know Your Stars' for Fruits Basket, 'cause I thought it might be funny! For those who haven't heard of it, it's from a show called 'All That' and it's really funny. You might not understand this fic or find it at all funny if you haven't watched it before… Anyway, I got this idea from mewmewice, so my inspiration comes from her!
I really need opinions about this fic, so please review!
Disclaimer: I do not own 'Know Your Stars,' 'Fruits Basket,' or even the idea of this fic.
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Know Your Stars
Victim I: Kyou Sohma
By: Konnichiwa Minna
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Know your stars… Know your stars… Know your stars… Kyou enjoys bathing in the nude with Yuki.
Kyou gritted his teeth and looked suspisciously around the strange room.
"WHAT THE HELL? WHO SAID THAT!? THAT'S NOT TRUE! I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN!!"
Okay. Kyou enjoys bathing in the nude with Yuki.
Flames burst in his eyes.
"YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY MAD!! WHO, IN THEIR RIGHT MIND, WOULD BATHE IN THE NUDE WITH YUKI!?! I WOULD NEVER!!!!" he yelled in complete and utter anger.
Kyou loves his leeks.
"WHAT THE HELL!? DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING!? OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL!!!!" he replied, his face reddening.
Kyou picks his nose when he's taking a picnic.
He clenched his fists and scowled.
"FIRST OF ALL, I DON'T TAKE PICNICS! AND, EVEN IF I DID, WHICH I DEFINITELY DON'T, I WOULD NEVER EVER PICK MY GOD DAMN NOSE!"
Sure. We all believe that… Nose-Picker likes stalking Tohru.
"WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THAT NICKNAME!?! IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT!? HUH!?!?" he shouted, putting up his fists in a fighting stance.
Obviously, he stalks Tohru… he didn't deny it, did you Kyou-chan?
Scoffing, he looked around the room again.
"OH, YOU'RE DEAD MEAT ONCE I FIND YOU! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!?!? SHOW YOURSELF, YOU WIMP, AND FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!!!!!"
Kyonichi has taken a strange liking to Shigure. He sleeps in his bed on weekends.
Kyou picked up the only chair in the room, and randomly threw it, hoping it would somehow hit his target.
"YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!? YOU'RE AS BAD AS THE DAMN RAT!! I WILL KILL YOU, ONCE I FIND YOU, I SWEAR!!!!!!"
Kyon-Kyon has decided that he will start taking Anger Management classes next Monday.
"DON'T TELL ME WHAT I HAVE DECIDED! I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!! STOP SAYING ALL THIS SHIT AND SHUT UP!" he yelled with all his might.
Now you know Kyou, the nude bathing with Yuki, leeks loving, nose-picking, picnic taking, stalker, who has taken a strange liking to Shigure and sleeps with him on weekends. Oh, and he also has decided to take Anger Management classes starting next Monday. That decision is final.
"ARGH!!!"
This broadcast has been removed due to extreme violence and language not suitable for a younger audience.
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Author's Notes: Grr… I'm sort of annoyed, because I had to re-type all this, because it closed down on me! Argh!! Anyway, I do hope you enjoyed this fic. By the way, I'm sorry that I've been writing so many parody fics... it's just that I've been on a Parody/Humor writing spree, which is why some of this may be super random and weird!
Comments/Question/Suggestions/Compliments/Flames are accepted!
Review please!
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Konnichiwa Minna
-X- I have another Furuba fic, if anyone is interested! Also, I have Tokyo Mew Mew, Naruto, and Gakuen Alice fics, too! Please check them out! And review! -X-
Edit: This fic has been edited. Originally was script, but script is not allowed on FFnet, so I hope this format is okay. Thanks to Mayuko-chan for pointing out that the previous format was not allowed.