This is a list of quotes that the characters of Suikoden III will never say, although you wish they would. It's just a quick laugh. I know the story rules say no lists, but I've seen lists like these before on this site, so I don't think that these are the kind of lists that the rules meant. If I'm wrong, feel free to take this story down. It was an honest mistake.
PS. The quotes are in no particular order, and there are no spoilers.
Fred: "Rico, wait for me!"
Twaikin: "You know…I think I need a bath."
Thomas: "Sebastian, isn't this an adult's job?"
Sergeant Joe: "Fubar, don't you ever say anything other than Kueee?"
Samus: "Lilly, will you SHUT UP?!"
Shabon: "Nei…Toppo…Shabon has realized that you are holding her back. Shabon has made new hit single: "Chased by Creepy Appraisers." It is very popular. Shabon has decided to go solo…Goodbye."
Rhett: "Wow, Mamie. This roast chicken of yours tastes fantastic!"
Geddoe: "Jacques, you're awfully quiet. If you want to be part of the team, you're going to have to open up a little."
Chris: "Nash, if you look at me like that one more time I will slap a restraining order on you so fast-"
Hortez VII: "Budehuc Castle? I know exactly where that is. Follow me."
Hallec: "Honestly Koruko, the way you eat your food is simply barbaric."
Caesar: "I don't know. Apple, what do you think?"
Kidd: "Mind your own business, Arthur!"
Mel: "Branky thinks you smell."
Juan: "Hey Kenji, wanna spar?"
Yuber: "Can't we all just get along?"
Wan Fu: "I am never having alcohol again."
Kathy: "No, I never learned how to count past fifteen. Why do you ask?"
Eike: "Let's party!"
Yun: "The spirits say you should give me 100 potch."