Ok, people. This is the start of Camp o' de random. Be prepared….

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Chapter one: It all begins!

"I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODY NERVES!"

Itachi sighed, hiding his face in his hands. It was bad enough he got stuck in a seat between Sami and Nebu, but it was WORSE when they both started to sing. The whole bus soon joined in. In front, the Sound Five were annoying their fellow leader, who was DRIVING the bus.

"What's in the middle?" Tayuya sang.

"THE WHITE STUFF!"

Orochimaru sighed. Oh, this was turning out horrible already.

Sasori's situation was worse. He got stuck between Tenn and Livi, who were asking questions about him and Deidara, or singing.

"PUPPPET MAA-AAAAN!" Tenn sang.

"Have you and Deidara made out yet?" Livi asked.

"No! Shut up!" Sasori hissed.

About an hour into the bus ride, Itachi fell asleep. Sami took a pack of skittles out of her bag, opened the pack, and threw them at Itachi.

"TASTE THE FUCKING RAINBOW!"

Nebu laughed as the S-class ninja got pelted with candy.

Deidara laughed, shaking his head. "It'd be a miracle if he doesn't go insane again, un."

Sami shrugged, dumping the pack of skittles on his head. Nebu had been taping it ever since the packet of skittles was taken out.

"Mggh…?" Itachi blinked, shaking his head. A waterfall of skittles fell onto his lap. "The hell?"

"Loook!" Chibi popped up from the seat behind, "Itachi's FRUUITY!"

The bus burst out laughing, as Itachi looked around for a seatbelt to strangle himself with.

"…. Where's the seatbelts?"

"Hnn? Oh, we took 'em out," Nebu replied.

Itachi sighed, shaking the last of the skittles from his hair.

"OH YEAH, WE'RE HERE!" Sami shouted, running out with her bags.

"Eight weeks here…" Naruto sighed. "Oh, this will be fun… a lot of fun!"

After everyone got to their bunks, put their clothes away and got situated, Pein called for the first assembly.

"We're going to announce the jobs. The Jounin and Akatsuki will receive jobs, while the CIT's accompany them." He put down the stack of papers. He paused. "Itachi…. You're the lifeguard."

Silence.

"… what idiot suggested THAT?!" Naruto hissed. "We can't trust him with our lives!"

Pein ignored him and continued. "Deidara and Sasori are in charge of Arts and Crafts, obviously. Hidan… you're the basketball coach. Zetsu, you run Nature while Kisame runs boating and fishing. Kakuzu's our treasurer… and… we don't trust Tobi with a job."

"Tobi likes to work!"

"Shut up, Tobi," Sasori hissed.

The day passed as everyone got used to his or her jobs.

Apparently, a few girls had an idea to fake drown. Almost any girl would die for Itachi's CPR. Ayumi, Nebu… and some random girls did that. Itachi sat down after swim was over.

"What the hell…" He sighed. "When do seven girls drown like that in succession?"

"They must SUCK at swimming," Kisame shook his head.

Itachi slammed his head on the table. "I hate my job."

"Our first night around the campfire…" Nebu sat down, passing around ingredients for s'mores.

Tenn grinned. "Can we share stories? The one I have in mind isn't exactly a story, but it's funny!"

"Go ahead," Deidara took a bite from his s'more.

Tenn took a breath, "You all know how I'm obsessed with Kingdom Hearts now, right?"

"And, the leader of Organization 13's name in Xenmas. We put his name into an anagram thing… and…." Livi trailed off.

"ONE OF THE WORD… well, words was MANSEX!" Tenn laughed.

Everyone but Itachi (who hasn't laughed in gods know how long) laughed. Sasori tried not to, but couldn't help it.

"M-mansex?" Kabuto stared. "Damn, I feel bad for him."

"Pfft. The fucker probably finds it funny," Hidan shrugged. "But, we have to tease the bitch…"

"That's what Sasori and Deidara have!" Sami announced.

Everyone but the two mentioned (and Itachi, again) started to burst into hysterics. Nebu and Livi almost fell off their seat, trying to take a deep breath to calm down.

"N-n-na-naaa…" Deidara was trying to find words, but nothing.

Sasori was redder then his hair. He resisted getting the urge to strangle Sami, but decided to remain sitting down.

After everyone had calmed down, it was decided everyone went to bed.

About an hour later…

"Mansex."

"Sami, go to sleep already!"

Forward onto see chapter 2!