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First ever published fan fic, so let my know what you think.
Idea sort of amounted from Imposters 2x23 and I kind of just went with it.
From Australia so sorry if some my 'sayings' are not typical to that of American ones, but I tried hard not to do it.
Apologizes if this idea has already been used, but I havent read any so yeah :) enjoy!
Disclaimer: Don't own
The agent and detective pulled out from a known regular 'hang-out' of their current suspects, that had left them empty handed.
After checking in with Eric, they casually made their way back to Op's hoping that Callen and Sam would have better luck during this time.
Deeks sighed and began strumming his fingers on his leg in tune with the beat of the radio.
He had slept through his alarm this morning and had missed out on his morning surf and now that, mixed with extra large coffee he had this morning, was creating a lot of pent up energy, which he needed to get rid of soon, for everyone's sanity.
Kensi watched Deeks out the corner of her eye and registered again at how antsy Deeks had been acting all day. Kensi tried to focus on the road and even turned the radio up louder in hopes that it would distract her from Deeks constant movements.
When Deeks strumming, turned in to a drum solo on Kensi's dash, she finally couldn't handle it any longer.
"Deeks! Really?" Kensi said sounding exasperated, whilst sending a stern glare his way.
"What?" Deeks smiled trying to act as innocent as possible.
"You have been fidgeting and squirming all day!" Kensi exclaimed pointing at his fingers that were once again moving with the beat.
"Didn't know you were watching me that closely, Fern" Deeks quipped, smilingly smugly.
"Don't call me Fern!" Kensi deadpanned ignoring Deeks comment.
"How about Olga? Olga is a strong name, means Princess in Russian I think..." Deeks suggested happily.
"Oh really? Now who is Wikipedia?" Kensi asked sarcastically.
"That will always be you Olga"
"Deeks! Don't call me Fern or Olga or any other stupid names you decide to come up with."
Deeks just smiled and shook his head. He turned and looked around at the scenery, noticing that the route Kensi had taken was indeed the longer one, but allowed them to get closer to the fresh sea air.
"I'm sorry Kensi, calling you those names was very immature of me, and I'll do my best to work on it." Deeks said trying to sound as sincere as possible.
Kensi sarcastically laughed and looked at Deeks, who was trying to maintain a straight face.
Kensi knew this tone of voice, Deeks wanted something and he knew he had to do some grovelling to get it.
"What is it this time Deeks? Another trip to the doctor for your 'sensitive skin'?" Kensi joked. If she was going to have to listen to another one of his 'ideas' she was going to make the most out of it.
"What no! You said you were never going to mention that again." Deeks said quickly.
Kensi laughed and rolled her eyes. "Relax Deeks, I haven't told anyone, still our little secret."
Deeks sighed and instantly looked relieved, the tension dissipating from his shoulders.
"What I was going to say was, that I think due to this beautiful weather and well our suspects so called 'hang-out' leaving us empty handed, that we take one of our special field trips..." Deeks suggested, eyes brightening up with hope.
"Deeks, no! We've talked about this; we agreed that last time, was just that, the last time." Kensi said emphasising on last, in hopes that it would make it even more clear for Deeks.
"Kensi c'mon, when do we ever do something for the last time? It was just last week, you were saying that you were going to wear those heels that only you could walk in for the lasttime, but you still wore them for that undercover stint only two days ago." Deeks pointed out, very impressed with his comparison.
"That's a completely different matter; Hetty is not a force to be reckoned with, like I really had a choice in the matter." Kensi defended.
"But you still wore them" Deeks continued.
"Deeks, No, I'm not stopping so you can go all Californian Surfer on me, whilst I have to avoid the several phone calls for the guys wondering where we have gotten to." Kensi said metaphorically putting her foot down on the situation.
"We have plenty of time, they aren't expecting us back at Ops for a least another good hour, and don't tell me otherwise." Deeks argued as Kensi went to object. "And you didn't take this route purely for the scenery, I know you Blye, you just couldn't resist."
"I took this route to avoid the traffic" Kensi half-heartedly suggested.
Deeks snorted in protest and let out a chuckle at the look of confusion on Kensi's face.
"You know for an undercover agent, you sure are a terrible liar." Deeks pointed out
"Am not" Kensi objected
"Are too"
"Am not"
"Are too, times infinity" Deeks quickly added.
"Real mature, how old are you again?" Kensi asked rolling her eyes.
Deeks didn't answer but rather laughed in reply and looked out the window. The two agents fell silent, only the radio providing some background noise.
Kensi subtly eyed Deeks again, she knew that Deeks wouldn't give up that easily and he was preparing another way that he could possibly persuade her and she only hoped that he wouldn't be able to execute in time.
Deeks continued to gaze at the scenery that flashed quickly by him. He knew that Kensi was subtly trying to watch him and was waiting for his next appeal. Deeks thought silently to himself, 'what can I offer that Kensi can't refuse?'
"Kensi..."
"Deeks..." Kensi mimicked not sounding anything like Deeks
"Partner if you turn now, I will supply you with donuts, pizza andbeer for the rest of the week." Deeks said, hoping that bribery would work on his partner.
Kensi didn't reply or seem as though she had acknowledged what Deeks had just said, and he was ready to give up, there was no way his partner was not going to change her mind, when Kensi suddenly made a sharp right hand turn that through Deeks against the window.
Deeks grunted loudly in protest whilst Kensi just smiled contently happy to inflict some pain upon her partner. Once Deeks regained his composure, he smiled wildly at his partner.
"Don't get too excited there Shaggy. We only have a deal if you, include two boxes of Twinkies" Kensi said pointedly at Deeks.
"Twinkies how did I forget that?" Deeks mumbled to himself whilst Kensi continued to lay down the terms of the agreement.
"No more than an hour, if we get caught you're taking the blame, no sand in the SRX, I'm not going in the water so don't even try..." Kensi said sending Deeks a strong glare to prove her point.
Deeks raised his hands in a defensive gesture. "Hey wasn't even going to suggest it." Deeks smiled innocently, whilst internally he groaned. Not once on these 'special field trips' had he been able to get Kensi into the water, she was always making excuses to avoid it at all costs.
Kensi rolled her eyes "Mhmm sure. So we have a deal?"
Deeks grin grew wider. "Deal!"
"Good, so the same hire shop?" Kensi asked sweetly as she pulled into the parking lot.
Deeks looked out the window and saw the familiar surf shop, which he had hired a surf board from previously. Whilst he preferred to use his own, sneaking it out Ops some days was just too difficult, with Hetty and her silent ninja skills.
He looked back at Kensi, his eyes lightened up like a little kid on Christmas.
"Thanks Kens, I owe you" Deeks exclaimed as he quickly exited the car and made his way over to the surf shop.
Kensi sighed and hoped that Callen and Sam didn't call any time soon about their whereabouts or have Eric trace their cell phones.
She exited the car and made her way up the beach and sat down on Deeks sweater he had left in the car.
Deeks came running over rather excitedly, now changed from his jeans and typical plaid shirt, into deep dark blue board-shorts, carrying with him the rented surf board.
He stopped before Kensi, his maddening smile still plastered on his face.
"Thanks again Kens" Deeks commented as he tightened the ankle strap.
"Just don't forget our deal, one hour!" Kensi reminded Deeks trying to sound increasingly reluctant about the situation.
Deeks shrugged and sent Kensi a lecherous smiled. "Whatever you say... Olga" Deeks said adding a wink at the end before running as fast as he could towards the surf in hopes of avoiding any form of abuse from Kensi.
Kensi sat back and took in the beach front, observing all the other people that had chosen to spend their time at the beach, but she kept finding herself watching Deeks surf. He was rather good and glided through the water as though he really did belong there. Deeks approached the waves fiercely not taking no for an answer, and successfully continued to conquer them.
Kensi softly smiled again and looked at the time. Deeks had been out surfing for a solid forty-five minutes.
She looked back out down the beach and saw that Deeks was running up the sand straight towards her.
He came up right beside her, placing the end of the surfboard in the sand, shaking his hair to get rid of any excess water, whilst also spraying Kensi with water.
"Ah Deeks!" Kensi protested.
"It's just a little bit of water Sunshine, it'll do you good." Deeks said in a rather chipper way as he picked up his towel.
"Don't call me Sunshine" Kensi objected again.
She stood and swatted all the sand off her legs and shook out Deeks sweater.
"Hey that's my sweater!" Deeks exclaimed pointing at the garment.
"Yeah" Kensi said not denying the fact but not defending her reasoning for using it either.
It was now Deeks turn to roll his eyes.
"C'mon we better start heading back, I've already got a text from G, making sure I haven't killed you and that I'm not disposing of the body."
"More like it would be the other way round." Deeks joked. Kensi tried to glare scornfully at Deeks, but all she managed to do was glare playfully.
"No I'd say Callen got it pretty accurate" Kensi said smugly smiling.
"Not nice partner, not nice" Deeks quipped feigning hurt.
"No, what was not nice was you covering me in water." Kensi complained.
"It was barely a sprinkle" Deeks defended.
"I'd rather not be covered in water when we return to Ops, Sam and Callen will already be suspicious, don't need the half the ocean on me as proof to add to it" Kensi informed Deeks in a matter of fact eyed Kensi, and she instantly knew what he was thinking.
"Don't even, Deeks." Kensi demanded backing away from him.
Deeks just casually shrugged his shoulders and tried to maintain a straight face.
"What Kens?"
"You know what! Do it and die" Kensi continued, raising her arms in front of herself protectively.
"Oh this?" Deeks asked as he lunged at Kensi, over powering her quickly, scooping her up and throwing her over his shoulder, causing Kensi to drop her phone.
"DEEKS!" Kensi protested struggling and squirming as she tried to break free from his strong arms.
Deeks ignored Kensi and tightened the grip he had on her legs as he headed for the water.
"Deeks put me down now or... I'll tell Hetty about the segway." Kensi continued trying to sound as angered as possible, as she continued to pound into Deeks back with her hands.
Deeks chuckled and adjusted Kensi on his shoulder.
"Now I know you won't do that, because you're to blame too."
"Nobody but me knows that, and who do you think they'll believe, their own agent or the guy from Mystery Inc."
"Whilst you raise a valid point, doesn't make a difference to me in this current situation."
Kensi sighed in frustration. "Deeks put me down or I'll show you what it feels like when Kensi Blye tees off on you." Kensi said with a discerning force.
Deeks instinctively reached to protect himself with his free hand.
"No need for that partner, I'll put you down."Deeks really didn't want to have to endure the pain that was promised in that statement from Kensi.
"Good, put me down!" Kensi said in frustration as Deeks didn't release his grip.
"Just to be sure you, Kensi Marie Blye want me, to put you down?" Deeks antagonised.
"Yes!" Kensi confirmed very annoyed.
"Okay!" Deeks said casually, throwing Kensi into the deep water fully clothed.
Kensi let out a slight scream as she hit the water. Deeks stood triumphantly waiting for Kensi to surface so he could gloat at the genius of what he had just done.
He continued to wait and after a minute Kensi still hadn't surfaced.
After another thirty seconds Deeks started to worry and called out her name. As Deeks yelled 'Kensi' for the third time, Kensi launched herself at Deeks landing on his back, effectively putting him in a head lock. Kensi wrapped her legs around Deeks waist and locked her ankles tightly.
"Oh hey there partner" Deeks said smartly, trying to loosen the vice grip Kensi now had on him.
"Deeks I'm going to kill you..." Kensi commented fiercely through clenched teeth.
"Well you better make it quick, because according to your watch there, the hour is almost up." Deeks confidently pointed out, way to calm about the events that had just unfolded.
"You'll be lucky, if I don't leave you here." And with that Kensi released Deeks and exited the ocean, wringing out her clothes as she made her way back up to where her cell phone and Deeks towel were left.
Deeks laughed lightly to himself, and shook his head. He began running back up the beach to where Kensi was now using his towel to dry herself off.
"Hey you look good wet..." Deeks started trying to make a joke.
"Really? You just through your partner into the ocean and that's what you say?" Kensi deadpanned glaring harshly at Deeks again, although her heart wasn't really in it.
Deeks just smiled. "Just using those detective skills you are always asking about."
Kensi remained quiet and continued to glare at Deeks.
"We are never 'field tripping' again and I'll be informing Hetty when we return to Ops"
"C'mon Kens, you can't do that because you were here too, so I'll return the surfboard and get you a donut, and we can pretend this never happened." Deeks suggested as he lifted the surfboard out of the sand.
"It better be a big donut" Kensi relented, not informing Deeks that she was planning on getting some sweet revenge and she would not be forgetting it any time soon.
"You got it partner" Deeks grinned before running over to the surf shop.
Kensi cursed Deeks several times under her breath as she made her way to the car, replacing her wet clothes with the clothes she had in her go-bag. Whilst she was less than impressed with the actions of Deeks, she was no was as nearly as angered as what she was playing to be, but she wasn't going to let Deeks know this.
When Deeks returned he too had change into the clothes he wore previously.
"See it was like we were never here" Deeks provided as they pulled out of the parking lot and back on to the road that took them to the Ops centre.
Kensi didn't reply but instead accelerated hard and fast, eyes fixated on the road before her.
The rest of the car trip to Ops was silent, and Deeks twitching and fidgeting had resided and was replaced with a small smirk on his face.
Whilst he knew that Kensi was never going to let this go, it had been fun and worth any revenge that Kensi had planned.
Kensi entered Ops before Deeks, heading straight for her desk. Deeks followed behind her casually.
"What happened?" Callen asked as he exchanged looks with Sam.
"Deeks happened" Kensi said eyeing off Deeks. Deeks maintained her eye contact and smiled brightly at her.
"Kensi hasn't had her daily donut and she's becoming grumpy." Deeks joked, as Kensi eyes widened at the accusation and then narrowed with anger.
"Deeks..." Kensi started, but was stopped by the howling of Eric's whistle.
"Guys got a hit on our dead Marine's phone!" Eric yelled over the railing.
The team all quickly made for the staircase, Deeks straggling behind not wanting to get to close to Kensi whilst she still was sending him those glares, she really was pissed at him.
He'd said it before and he'd say it again 'Hell have no fury like Kensi Marie Blye scorned'.
Before Deeks had a chance to start his ascent, he was halted by Hetty who had once again appeared out of thin air.
"Mr. Deeks I would suggest that you and Miss Blye, keep your little trips until out of working hours..." Hetty said bluntly.
Deeks went to object and asked how she knew, but decided against it, it was Hetty and well she knows all.
"Oh and Mr. Deeks, I'd refrain from adventuring into the ocean with your unwilling partner anytime soon, you may not survive it next time." Hetty said with a sly smile before heading back to her office.
Deeks smiled widely before climbing up the stairs, happily taking them two at a time. Hetty really did know all.