Disclaimer: I do not own any of J.K. Rowlings characters. I don't own Dr. F. Roy Dean Schllip that came from Eoin Colfers' book "Artimis Fowl" this is a comedy and my first story to be kind, thank you. Btw any flames shall be used to help me learn fire bending. There are some twists: angst slight yaoi mentions and sex
This takes place after the war. Harry after seeing and feeling things no kid should feel goes to see a magical psychologist. These are all that occurred. So enjoy you'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll get aroused, and you'll enjoy this story.
Harry had gone and killed He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named in the war. The war is over at last. Harry realized that he was going to go insane if he didn't go see a psychologist. So he looked in the want ad's of the Daily Prophet. He found one Dr. F. Roy Dean Schllip. The prophet said that the psychologist was located in the vicinity of number 13 Grimmauld place. He went to see him at is office. He was the only one there less then the doctors' secretary, a house elf at that. Then he was called into his office. Just as Malfoy was leaving too they had resolved their problems years ago and had a small chat.
As Harry walked in the good doctor said "ah, Mr. Potter I 'ave Beeen vaiting 'or you." 'He has a heavy accent, reminds me of fleur' he thought.
Harry sat in a chintz chair and explained that this was his first time in a magical psychologist's office. "Zat'z o.k. Mr. Potter ve vork 'ike most others just ve use magic to vring things out, at your consent ov course."
As they began Harry saw things he didn't remember. Like his early childhood with Dudley and his sadistic ways. His cousin hadn't done that sense his fear of his magical cousin. He could see Voldemorts' death and his victory. Then the dementors attacking him and his god-father in his 3rd year. Then all the things he saw during the tri-wizard tournament in his 4th year. Then he saw his jaunt at the M.O.M and Sirius' death through the veil. Then he remembers the start of his 6th year on the train in the compartment under his cloak watching Draco get dressed for school then he realized he liked Draco. Then he remembers the time Voldemort sent the hydra to privet drive that was a hard battle. But then he remembers catching Ron and Hermione in the act then Hermione asking Harry to join in witch of course he said yes. All this time he had his wand to his temple and as he removed it a thick viscous strand of glossy silver memory came from his temple. Then he put it in a small bottle the good doctor had given him when he began. At home h added it to his pensive. Then he called Ron and Hermione over to have some fun. Also to tell them about his time at the psychologists office.