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Suddenly, she felt his presence behind her.
"Say it." She hesitated. "Just say it."
"Vampire."
She felt his sigh brush the hair on the nape of her neck. Okay, so he hadn't liked the answer.
"You forgot something." He sounded impatient.
"Vampire turtle, sorry."
Slowly she turned towards him. He gazed deep into her eyes, piercing her soul.
"Are you afraid?"
"I'm only afraid of your cooking." She smiled sweetly.
From somewhere of to her right she could hear someone harrumphing. He folded his arms and got that about-to-lecture look on his face...
"I mean, I'm only afraid of losing you." She put extra, sappy emphasis on the two last words, hoping it would make up for her previous deviations from the script.
He smirked. "Have no fear, sweat drug, for my awesome stalker skills will never let us part."
She embraced him and he put his arms around her. Looking up into his face with the expression of sick adoration, she cried, "Oh, let us leave this dismally wet place and fly to California. For it is warm and sunny their and my mother does not live on that perfect side of the nation. We should fly before my dreaded father finds out about our forbidden love. Forget that he is only concerned about my safety and that you develop a rash in the sun! None of that matters for-"
"Cut! Cut!" Mikey threw his beret down on the sewer floor, and then stomped on it a few times for good measure. "That was terrible! First off: turtle-Edward is an amazing cook and redhead-Bella doesn't know all those big words like "California!" Mikey continued whining in the sewer about how they "just don't appreciate my directing, casting, scriptwriting", etc skills!
Leonardo and April managed to escape without him noticing when he started on about how much effort he put into finding a set. It had taken him ages to think of using the sewer, because it wasn't like they lived in it or anything...
A/N: So the Twilight bashing was a bit much, but I enjoyed it. :D I seen a few fics where Mikey tries to make movies at home. Of course it just about never works out, so I just had to do my own take on it. Hope you enjoyed and thanks for reading!