Avenger's rules...
Hello world! This is my first ever fanfic! So i have read some online and have decided to create one of my own enjoy... p.s the girl in this "Tamson" is me. i just don't want people knowing my real name.
Hi im Tamson! I'm 13yrs old and work in stark tower with the avengers. I help and i im learning to be a spy/assassin. so i decided to write a list of do's, dont's and rules. Hope they are helpful!
(*= by order of Sir nick Fury, director of avengers.)
#1 MAKE SURE YOUR PASSWORD IS HARD TO GUESS
At each floor of stark tower there are passwords to get into each persons floor. Mine got broke into right away it was AvEnGeRs i found my bed covered in itching powder... real nice... Loki it may be you...
#2 WHEN A "WELCOME TO YOUR NEW JOB!" PARTY IS THROWN, DONT EXCPECT IT TO BE FOR YOU...
I was so excited they had all thrown me a party... correction they had thrown a party but not for me... i arrived nervous i mean the only reason i got the job was because my great grandfather fought with Steve. So i walked in pepper, agent Hill and Natasha were really nice at first and over the other side of the room Tony, Clint, Thor, Loki and Phil were already on shots and eventually everyone else (except bruce, steve and me) went and joined them... it was an excuse for them to get drunk. As we left bruce said "tomorrow will be a good day to practice helping out eh?"
3# PRANKING ALL THE HUNGOVER SUPER HEROES IS NOW BANNED*
Yes, that was my fault. But not entirely... so it was 08:00 am my alarm just went off i got up and went down a few floors into the living space Bruce and Steve were already up. i asked them if this happened a lot they nodded but neither said much. They seemed altogether quiet people. It was totally awkward until i said " how deep do people sleep when they're hung over?" and they were like pretty deep, once tony didn't wake up until the next day. If this happens a lot i might as well get the better of it so walked off and pressed the button for the lift. They asked where i was going i explained i was going to draw moustaches on Clint, Thor and Maria, Super glue Loki's septre to the wall, duck tape Natasha's door closed, put a bucket of water over Tony's door and cover Phil's floor in Vaseline. Bruce smailed but Steve looked worried. "we shouldn't..." but we did any way. To cut a long story short im still on bathroom duty...
#4 SUPERGLUE, VASELENE, DUCK TAPE AND PERMANANT MARKERS ARE NOW BANNED*
See above.
#5 I WOULD NOT RECCOMEND BETTING
Several reasons. Don't bet against Tony, he's rich and once he starts he won't stop. (They give me "pocket money" aka $15 a week, i had $45 i have $1...). Clint, Natasha, Phil and Maria get a bit competitive. Bruce get a bit sulky if he loses.
#6 TRUTH AND DARE IS BANNED*
Yes, the oldest of fun games is now been banned... it wasn't my fault this ones on Loki, Tony and Clint. They're a tad enthusiastic. List of dares
Tony: had to ring up pepper (who was at a conference in japan) put on a silly voice and say she'd won the lottery, have a dance of with chosen competitor (Phil, Tony lost!) and last go down to the butchers and ask for grapes... (Steve had just seen the "duck Song" his dare...)
Phil: after he won the dance contest simply said; quit whilst your ahead and left.
Steve: gave up at take off your top
Nat: ring her worst enemy tell them the truth (turned out to be Maria aka Agent Hill, apparently had a "thing" for Clint a while ago) she stopped playing then because Maria said she was coming over to kick her butt...
Clint: stopped playing, went to go and help Nat, not that she needed help
Thor and Loki: weren't playing as they just wanted to watch and laugh at how funny they were
Me: Stick glitter on Clint's bow, drink a glass of milk shake mixed with chilli sauce and tuna, and sing my favourite song
Bruce: had to give opinions on everyone: (Thor: wierd, Loki: irritating, Tony: cool science buddy, Steve: a good friend, Nat: pretty scary, Clint: don't really talk, Phil: same, Maria: pretty, Fury: he said something about better not say in front of her, Pepper: cool, Me: worried about the kind of company im in, he glared at stark, and Hulk: rather annoying) that seemed to upset "the other guy" and wrecked everywhere
Maria was in hospital for a week, Nat and Clint were suspended, Tony was yelled at by Fury and i did a lot of the clearing up. Thats why...
#7 UNLESS YOU WANT TO SMACKED ROUND THE HEAD, GLITTER OF ANY COLOUR (especially pink) IS NOT RECCOMENED.
Nat hates it, Bruce hates it, Fury hates it. Need i say more.
#8 IF YOU ARE A TOMBOY DONT GO SHOPPING WITH PEPPER
I learnt the hard way. She said for a birthday treat as the party was like last time (see above) i needed something better. Heels, dresses and jewellery... eerrgh... she dressed me up and showed the others reactions were:
Bruce: yeah you look nice
Steve: didn't say much (as usual) just nodded is head
Tony: you look just like Pepper
Loki: you do any pranking in that dress
Thor: stood in corner and blushed said i looked nice
Clint: cool
Nat: raised an eyebrow, i hated it as much as she did
Maria: nodded
Phil: smiled
#9 DONT EXPECT THE SAME REACTION FROM EVERYONE
To me Steve and Bruce were like parents, they some times set me science and history work so i usually asked them nerdy questions
Pepper was good with boy questions and friends too
Maria and Nat were good with fighting tactics or if i was getting bullied.
The others paid no attention
#10 JUSTIN BEIBER, ONE DIRECTION AND THE WANTED MUSIC IS BANNED*
Yay. Thanks to me i got the worst music in the world banned. I found people hacking into security codes and "borrowing" stuff from my room. So i set up a trap. Everytime you opened my door their songs would play and unless you knew where to switch it off iot would keep playing and playing and playing you get the picture. It irritated director Fury so much he banned them :-D yay!
Hope you liked, it was my first one, honest feedback is appreciated i will writes some more soon1 thanks for reading!