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Ok, so this is just the beginning. If possible, could you guys give us feed back? We really need R+R for this one because the last one like... tanked. "Rainbow Rainbow Kitty"? Yeah, that one sucked. We know it did. lol. So anyway, PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU READ AND REVIEW!

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Raven - We won! We won! (jumps up and down)

Micey - What did you win?

Kaylee - We didn't win it. We were chosen out of millions of kids to have a three year transfer to a Japanese high school.

Me - Then why is Raven doing that?

(everyone looks at Raven)

Kaylee - Who knows. Shes probably having her hyper day for the month.

Me - ... ahem. On with the story!

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America, 4:30am, Friday

The door opened and Mrs. Cooper greeted Raven. She gave the girl a hug and lead her in.

"Well, if you want, Kaylee's still sleeping. You can go wake her up."

Raven nodded and headed upstairs. She got to Kaylee's door and opened it. "Time to get up, sleepy head!" she yelled. Raven always grinned when she saw this room. Originally, Kaylee's parents had DROWNED the poor room in pink. There was nothing BUT pink in it. But then Kaylee had stayed home while her parents went out of town for some 'alone' time, leaving Kaylee in charge of her younger twin brothers. Kaylee had taken advantage of that free time and labor (meaning her brothers) and completely changed it to fit her liking. Pink and frilly had changed to black and dingy. Over time, Kaylee had collected some brighter things so the room was now more of a neutral instead of the perfect cave for the vampire she usually is.

"No." Kaylee turned away from her friend.

Raven went over, grabbing the blanket and yanked it off.

"What the hell, Raven?" Kaylee sat up with sleep in her eyes.

"We have two hours 'till the plane leaves and you need to finish packing you stuff." Raven dropped the blanket on the floor and pointed at the pile of bags only half full. "So get to it."

"Alright, alright, but I get a shower first." She walked sleepily from the room and bumped into her brothers.

"Why are we having to wake up at five in the morning when we're not the ones going to Japan?" Jasper complained.

"One, to make you suffer. Two, it's our last day here for the next three years," Raven told them.

"Yeah, that's right!" Jasper high-fived his brother Landon. "No sister for the next three years!"

Kaylee stopped in her tracks. She pivoted around on her heels to look at her brothers. Her jaw twitched at the sight of them high-fiving eachother. "Oh really?"

Jasper and Landon blinked up at her. A second later, they were clutching the top of their heads and Kaylee as holding her fists just above their heads.

"Serves you right. Damned tweebs," Kaylee muttered, turning back to the door.

"You so stole that from (1)'Kim Possible', Kaylee!" Landon said.

"You just now catching on? Jeez and I thought Jasper as the slow one."

"Hey!" Jasper yelled.

Raven just shook her head. "Hey tweebs, why don't you go get my brother and then you'll be the thweebs."

"Hey, that's a good idea. Your brother still asleep?" Landon asked with this evil glint in his eyes.

"Yeeessss... why?" Raven didn't like the his look.

"Oh, nothing. Come on, Jasper! Time for someone to have a wake up call. MOM! Can we go somewhere real fast?" The twins left, leaving Raven feeling sorry for her young brother.

An hour later, their bags were in the car and hugs were given.

"Be good, you two, and good luck over there," Mrs. Cooper told them. She had to give them an extra hug because Raven's mother was an emotional wreck and couldn't bring herself to do it.

"Everything's set and ready to go. Let's get going," Mr. Cooper called. He got into the car with the girls following.

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"See ya, dad!" Kaylee waved back to him as Raven handed the tickets to the ticket checker person.

After the ticket checker person gave the OK, they boarded the plane to their first class seats.

"Yay, we get the most boring seats in the house," Kaylee said then plopped into the chair.

The seat belt light came on and the girls buckled up waiting for the plane to get into the air.

"How long is this going to take?" Raven asked Kaylee after the plane was up in the air.

"Ten to fifteen hours, maybe more, maybe less," Kaylee counted in her head, "How 'bout a board game?"

"Chess?"

"Sure."

~10 minutes later~

A few moves had been made, but it was still anyone's game.

Kaylee put one hand on her knee and leaned forward over the board, her other hand stroking down her cheeks to her chin then twirling an imaginary beard. She repeated this several hundred times while pretended to be deep in concentration.

"Ah ha!" the red and black haired girl called out.

"JUST MOVE, KAYLEE!"

"Alright, alright."

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Japan, 9:30pm, Saturday

Kaylee was jerked awake by Raven telling her they had landed. They grabbed their book bags (the only things allowed with them on the plane) and got off.

(2)"From now on, we speak only in Japanese." Raven skiped a bit in front of Kaylee.

"Yeaup. Who was supposed to pick us up?" Kaylee looked around the exit of the terminal.

"I think it was Uncle Kisuke." Raven looked at Kaylee. "Look for the hat," they both said at the same time.

They looked around for only a second before they spotted the green and white stripped hat being waved around on top of this cane with his goofy smile. The girls ran over to him, giving him big hugs.

"Well, if it isn't Raven and Kaylee. How was the flight?" Kisuke put his hat back on and walked over to the luggage holder thing. Raven picked up her bags, but they had to wait for Kaylee's. When it did, the three went outside. Kisuke walked the girls down the over populated sidewalk.

"So what did you girls do to you hair?" Kisuke asked them.

Raven was the first to speak. "I decided I didn't want brown hair anymore. I dyed the majority of it this light blue-aqua color, then there's a red poppy or mahogany color and a violet. I also cut it to shoulder length because I think it's easier to deal with."

Kisuke unfolded his fan and fanned himself, glancing around the parking lot. "What about you, Kaylee? Why did you change your hair? You had such beautiful red hair," he said, leaning down close and grinning this perverted and goofy grin.

Kaylee put her hand on his face and shoved him away. "I've always wanted black in my hair. And I've still got all the red, Uncle Kisuke. Are you blind?"

"Yes, I am. I've been blinded by these two beautiful teenage girls by my side. You have graced me with your presence!"

"Oh shut up," Kaylee said. Raven laughed.

"Oh, is that Tessai?" Raven asked, pointing 5 rows of vehicles away.

"Over here, sir!" Tessai shouted. He stood about thrice the size of the girls, had the build of a wrestler and a body builder mixed together, and yet the girls knew he had a heart of gold. At least with said girls he does.

"Tessai!" Kaylee and Raven gripped their straps and ran at Tessai, who swooped them into a hug, making them drop their luggage.

"How are you?" Tessai asked. He set the girls down, jarring their legs from the force. "Are you alright, young ones?"

Kaylee laughed. "We're fine, Tessai. How 'bout you?"

"I'm fine, but we must get back to the shop, sir," Tessai told Kisuke.

"Well, let's get going. Everybody in."

It was now that Kaylee and Raven noticed that Tessai had been standing next to a silver car. The girls weren't good with brands so they couldn't tell what kind it was.

"Wow. Nice, Uncles," Kaylee said staring at the car.

"No kidding. I didn't know you guys had style," Raven added.

Kisuke laughed. "Get in the back, girls."

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Tessai shocked the girls with his incredible driving skills. Kaylee was impressed (though her stomach was not) while Raven looked like she was about to be sick.

The girls went from a conscious to an utterly passed out state when the car stopped just outside the town of Kurakara.

"We're walking, aren't we?" Raven asked, her shoulders visibly slouching.

"Yeaup! Come on, you know you like the exercise! Besides it's only midnight," Kisuke grinned.

Both girls groaned and slumped back into the seats. After several minutes of watching Kisuke dance and stuff outside Kaylee's window, the girls regrettably decided to get out of the car.

Kisuke and Tessai agreed that Tessai should be the one to take the rental car back because Tessai was the only one who could run continuously and not pass out.

Kisuke lead the girls through town until 9pm so nothing was open and the small band of people didn't see anyone as they wallked. Kaylee glanced around. There were hardly any street lights on this street, but the moon provided enough light for Kaylee for her to see and read a sign that said "Kurasaki Clinic".

Almost twn years ago, Kaylee had visited Urahara Kisuke. She had come alone because Raven's family had gone on their own mini vacation and Kaylee's family had wanted to go to Hawaii, while she wanter either home or Japan. Her father had chosen Japan. Kaylee had only visited once before so she wasn't too sure about the Urahara Shop, but Kisuke and Tessai did their best to make sure the small (5 or 6 year old) girl had a good time. Towards the end of her visit, Kaylee had been walking around town trying to remember her way back to the shop when a car zoomed past her. She had barely made it to the fence that separated people's yards from the road. The car struck her leg, breaking it on impact. Much to her astonishment (and severe good luck) she had been directly in front of this same clinic. She called out to the house until an orange haired boy came running out. He took one look at her leg then took off calling for his father. 4 and a half pain filled hours later, her leg was in a cast and Kisuke was on his way to pick her up. The guy that had patched her up, Isshin, if she remember right, had made her laugh the entire time. He had the most beautiful wife Kaylee had ever seen. She was by the little girl's side the whole time. Kaylee cried when she found out that same beautiful lady had died.

That sad day had been almost 6 years ago. She had been 9 and she's now 15 now. Raven sat her thing down to stretch her her aching arms out when she noticed Kaylee wasn't next to her anymore. Raven looked around her and found her friend staring up at a Clinic sign.

"Kaylee!" Raven called. "Kaylee!"

The red head didn't move until Raven had shaken her.

Kaylee stuttered. "S-sorry. I was j-jus remebering the last time I was here."

"Oh, yeah. When you came home with that broken leg, right?"

Kaylee only nodded.

"Come on, girls! We're almost there!"

"Coming!" the girls called to Kisuke.

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"FINALLY!" Kaylee screamed. She stormed through the door through the actual 'store' part of the Urahara Shop, and to an empty room in the back. She always ended up in the same room. Kaylee dropped her things by the door jerked a bag open and yanked out her favorite blanket. She got a pillow from another bag and nearly crashed to the ground, already asleep.

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"Girls! Time to wake up!" Kisuke called to them.

Two doors slide open to show two angry, sleepy teenagers ready to kill someone.

"Kisuke! You are so dead!" both girls yelled as Kisuke just waved his fan.

"Now girls you know school's about to start and you'll need all your school things." Kisuke grinned then dodged some pillows the girls threw at him.

"We're going back to bed," Raven said and the doors slammed shut.

"Six in the morning is not a wake up call. Come back in two hours!" Kaylee called from her room.

"First stop, your school uniforms" Kisuke told them as they walked.

"Oh no! Why! Why the horrible misfortune?" Kaylee cried out as she raised both hands up making it more dramatic.

"Hopefully, they might have your size here. So let's see..." Raven pulled Kaylee into the store to try on some uniforms.

"Remember the winter uniforms, too," Kisuke said before he left.

Half an hour later, Raven was done getting all of her uniform things but Kaylee was still having trouble.

"Damn shirts and their buttons!" Kaylee yelled from the changing room. "Go ask the clerk if they have any shirts that will fit me right."

"Will do." Raven went to find someone who worked in the store. She found a man working at the cash register. "Excuse me, but do you have any shirts that will fit my friend? She's kinda..."

"She big chested?" he asked.

"Yes. So do you?"

"Sure. We have another one with the same problem. Let me get you some." The man disappeared somewhere then popped back up to give Raven a pile of shirts.

"Thanks." She went back to Kaylee and gave them to her.

Kaylee burst out of the room. "Finally!"

"They fit?" Raven asked. Kaylee nodded. "Good, let's go pay for them and get back home to bed. I'm exhausted."

"Here, here."

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After a couple of 'wake up calls' from Kisuke, the first day of school had arrived.

"Girls! Time to get up!" Kisuke ran as Kaylee chased him.

"Try not killing Uncle Kisuke. He is the only person we can live with," Raven told Kaylee as she and Kisuke ran past, "That is until we get our own apartments."

"Guess we should get ready for school." Kaylee slowly made it back to her room.

Tessai was holding two bento boxes when the girls finally got their bags together and ran for the door. They each grabbed one, not slowing their pace.

"Have a good day at school, young ones," Tessai waved.

"Thanks, Uncle Tessai!" they yelled back at him, already rounding the corner.

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"What's our class number?" Raven asked as they walked down the hallway.

"It's room 1-3." Kaylee went into a classroom for a second, then came out just as quickly. "I asked the teacher and he told me another four classrooms down on the right."

"Alright, let's get to it." Raven lead the way until they reacher the classroom. "Here we are."

They walked over to the teacher and introduced themselves. The teacher greeted them and told them to wait after the bell so she could introduce them to the class.

"Oh, I hate when teachers do that. Have you be at the front of the class just to tell everyone your stupid name." Kaylee's left eyebrow twitched in anger.

"I guess it's one of the few things teachers can do to students now a days." Raven was looking at the other students, studying them. "Two, now three red heads. You're not going to be alone anymore, Kaylee."

Back in America, Kaylee was the only red head in her grade and that's been for as long as either girl could remember.

Kaylee punched Raven in the arm at the comment. "At least my hair doesn't have three different and bright-as-hell colors."

The bell rang and everyone took their seats.

"Everyone, shut up! Now, I'd like to introduce the transfer students from America. Cooper Kaylee." Kaylee bowed at her name. "..and Spade Raven." Raven bowed as well. "Can you tell us something about yourselves?"

Kaylee's eyebrow twitched. "I'd rather not, but I have the feeling that if I don't, I'll be screwed for the rest of the year." That comment made most of the students chuckle.

"And you'd be correct. Now tell."

Kaylee heaved a huge sigh for show, then said, "My father was Japanese, but he died when I was 7. My mother is Irish and remarried to an American. I have younger twin brothers who are now 11 from the same dad, so they're Irish-Japanese too. I like many genre's of music and that's all I'm saying. Your turn, Raven, and make it good," Kaylee smiled.

"Bite me. My father's Japanese as well, but my mother is British. I only have one younger brother who is also 11. Um.. love music, and back home, I have two dogs, Rex and Ladybird. That's it for me I guess."

"Ichigo, raise your hand. Spade, you sit behind him. Cooper, you can take the desk on the left of Spade.

"Ichigo... Isn't he the one you told me about? The boy who heard you when you broke your leg?" Raven asked Kaylee as they made their way to their seats.

"Yeah, he's got the same orange hair." Kaylee poked Ichigo in the arm with her pen.

He turned and gave her a scowl. "What?"

"You're Kurosaki Ichigo, aren't you?"

He was a bit surprised that she knew his last name.

"Ahem. Try talking when it's not in my time, thank you," the teacher told Kaylee and the girl nodded.

Kaylee gave Raven a look and she wrote something down and ripped it softly out of the notebook. Folding it, she then tossed it over Ichigo's shoulder. He read it, wrote on it, and gave it to Raven. Raven read it and nodded over to Kaylee.

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"Yum, suck yummy food. Uncle Tessai really knows how to cook." Raven finished her lunch when she saw Ichigo coming over. "Kaylee, here he comes! Wait, who's the other guy running after him?"

"Now he ran past Ichigo and... is heading towards us." Kaylee smacked her forehead. "Not even a few hours into the first day and we have someone hitting on us."

The guy stopped right in front of them, trying to look 'sexy'. "Hello, ladies. Care for some company?"

"Kami, he's suck a dork," Kaylee said, making Raven giggle.

He zoomed over to Raven doing a one-sided hug. "I don't know what you said, but I'll bet it had to do with my looks-" He was then on the ground with a fist print on the right side of the back of his head and a foot print on the left.

Raven looked to see a dark haired girl glaring holes into him and Ichigo looking annoyed.

Kaylee burst out laughing. "Serves you right, jackass."

"Hi and you are?" Raven asked the dark haired girl.

"Arisawa Tatsuki."

"I'm Asano Keigo," came a strangled voice from the ground.

"Shut it, you!" Tatsuki pounded her foot on Keigo's head.

"What do you want?" Ichigo asked the girls.

"Well, I know you because six years ago, I broke my leg in front of your clinic," Kaylee replied.

"There's a lot of people who break their legs at our clinic, Ichigo said lazily.

"Wow. He must not remember then." Raven shook her head and grabbed Kaylee's arm and walked away as Kaylee opened her mouth again.

Keigo get back up and was now harassing Ichigo about 'talking to the new foreign girls'. The bell rang and everyone went back to class. Raven was day dreaming when Kaylee smacked her on the back of the head.

"What the hell, Kaylee?" Raven got up, looking at the empty classroom. "Oh."

"Yeah, 'oh'. It's been 5 minutes and all you did was day dream and drool. Now let's go home!" Kaylee walked away while Raven gathered her stuff.

"Hey, after we get our homework done, do you want to go around town?" Raven asked as they went past the Kurosaki clinic.

"Why not? Or we can help out at the shop like Uncle Kisuke asked," Kaylee said, pretending to ponder their options.

"Great!" Raven huffed out, "Now we have ghosts following us."

"How many this time?" Kaylee didn't even want to look back just to count the annoying ghosts.

"4... oh now 5," Raven told her.

"Not as bad as last time." Both girls shivered at the memory. "We really need to learn how to shoo them away."

"Those 20 ghosts about made us go insane! Good thing Kisuke was there to help us out," Raven added with a smile.

"Well, let's hurry so he can do it again." They hurried to the shop with the ghosts following.

"UNCLE KISUKE!" they yelled, getting close to the shop's door.

"Yes?" Kisuke popped in front of them, somehow.

They turned and pointed to the group of followers.

"Can you PLEASE get rid of them?" Raven asked as they got closer.

"Sure, sure. You can go in and do your school work." He waved his fan. The girls passed him and went to their rooms.

"We really need to ask him how he gets rid of them so we can do it." Raven threw her bag by her bed while talking to Kaylee through the thin wall.

"Knowing him, he'll find an excuse to say he can't." Kaylee plopped onto her bed.

"We should gang up on him till he says yes."

"First thing is homework, then we can go ask Uncle Kisuke."

"Then chores," Raven added.

"Yeah, that too. Well, he'll have two less excuses to use on us."

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"PLEASE?" Kaylee squealed at Kisuke.

"Absolutely not."

"Why not?" Raven demanded, thumping her fist against a shelf.

Kaylee and Raven had chased their Uncle Kisuke all over his home and finally cornered him in his shop.

"Because there are more important things to learn than scaring away ghosts."

"Like what?" the girls countered.

"Like things from school!" Kisuke grinned bringing his fan out.

"Oh, please," the girls muttered.

"Master, if you please?"

The door that took you to the back room opened and Tessai appeared there.

"Of course, Tessai. Now if you lovely ladies will excuse me-"

Kisuke took a single step towards Tessai and had Kaylee and Raven in front of him; their arms were folded over their chests, shoulder bumped, and faces determined.

"Now, really, girls-"

"This isn't over, Uncle Kisuke." The girls' voices set and determined at the same time would have broken any other full grown man at the spot, but Urahara Kisuke was not an 'any other man' and was used to receiving this tone from his 'nieces'.

"Hm. You're right. I have a feeling your real adventure is just beginning," Kisuke said, the hat shading his eyes.

"What do you mean?" Raven asked.

It was silent in the shop. Suddenly, little stars appeared next to Kisuke's face as he raised his fan and grinned. He said, "Don't mind me. Just an old man's rambling. Don't you have chores to do?"

"We already did 'em so we could chase you down without getting yelled at. We've already thought that far," Kaylee exclaimed in triumph.

"And our homework, too," Raven said before Kisuke could open his mouth.

"Master-"

"Coming, Tessai. Now, girls, you need to get to bed. You have school tomorrow." With that, Kisuke shuffled past them and to Tessai.

"Rotten Uncle Kisuke," Raven muttered, her eyebrows knitted together and her cheeks puffed out.

"I know! I don't think anyone can get a down right answer out of him."

"Should we try again tomorrow after school?"

Kaylee laughed. "Definitely. After he evaded us today, he must pay!"

Now Raven laughed. "Awesome."

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Kaylee and Raven soon fell into a normal school routine: they got to school, Kaylee made perverted jokes towards Ichigo getting him riled up and all red, they would go to lunch with the other girls, occasionally sitting with the boys. They would then get through the rest of the day and go home to do their homework and chores and go to bed after dinner.

For a month, they were normal high school students.

Yeah right. One day while walking home, a spiritual energy they've never felt before blasted itself through their being, shocking them to the core.

"K-K-Kaylee..." Raven sputtered.

"Let's go!" Kaylee grabbed Raven's arm and tugged her in the direction of the spiritual pressure.

"There!" exclaimed Raven.

The girls rounded the corner. There they nearly tripped over each other, trying to stop.

"What is it?"

"I have no idea," Kaylee breathed. She looked down the sidewalk. "Look! It's chasing Ichigo and a ghost girl!"

Raven pried her eyes off the giant thing and looked at Kaylee's pointing finger. "No way! What's he doing here?"

"Probably going home. Let's-"

Kaylee was going to say "Let's go see if we can help", but before she could finish, a raven haired girl in a black kimono-like outfit slashed through the giant.

"Whoa," the girls whispered from their hiding spot.

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"UNCLE KISUKE!"

Kisuke stuck his head out the door way. "What's the rush?"

"You are not going to believe this!" Raven started to say.

"Well he might. You never know with him."

"Shut up, Kaylee. Just tell..." Raven braced her hands on her knees and took a deep breath.

"We saw this big.. giant thing with this weird, white mask."

"It was chasing this ghost girl and weirdly enough, a class mate of ours was after them."

Kaylee looked at Raven. "Do you think he could see them too?"

Raven shrugged and continued, "Then this dark, raven haired girl in a black kimono came and-"

"Killed the thing!" Kaylee finished.

Kisuke's hat shadowed his eyes as he listened. "It's probably nothing. Now go do your homework and your chores. Jinta and Ururu are sweeping the front." He left, fanning himself.

"Okay, then. See! I knew he wouldn't believe us," Raven mumbled as Kaylee rolled her eyes.

"I bet you he knows what it was. He always knows things." Kaylee had changed in to a simple outfit of blue jeans and a black tee shirt.

Raven was in a light purple dress with yellow peep-like birds skimming the bottom.

"I thought you got rid of that thing?" Kaylee looked away and started on her work.

That dress has been with her for three years now and at every Halloween, Christmas, New Years, Easter, and fourth of July since then she's tried to get Kaylee to wear it at least once. Kaylee refused to wear it because it was ridiculously stupid looking.

Raven looked down at it. "Whats wrong with it?"

Kaylee only sighed,"Just hear this: if you ever try and get me to wear that thing again, I'll burn the damn thing."

Raven looked at her in horror. "You'll never get this dress!" She ran into her room (which is right next door to Kaylee's)

"I'll get it somehow, someway." Kaylee laughed softly as she imagined it burning.

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Kaylee and Raven were cleaning up in the kitchen after dinner when they felt the strange thing again. They looked at each other and a few minutes later they were on one knee and having a small trouble breathing. After a second, it passed and they were able to get up.

"What the hell was that?" Kaylee asked Raven.

"Don't know, but we're going to find out." They walked towards Kisuke's room and opened it.

He looked up, not the least bit surprised, "Can I help you, girls?"

"Yes, you can," Raven folded her arms.

"And you will," Kaylee went to block the other door, "Tell us what the hell that was."

"Was what?"

"Don't play the dumb card, Kis-Kis. We saw this giant, mask wearin thing, a girl in a black kimono killing it, and this pressure just now," Raven recalled.

Kisuke's eyes could not be seen. The girls knew something was going to happen soon.

"So, Kis-Kis, are you going to tell us or not?" Kaylee asked calmly.

"If I tell you, you're lives will never be normal again," Kisuke warned.

" 'Our lives' have never been 'normal' to begin with," they said, letting Kisuke know they may be ready to take on this knowledge.

"I'll tell you when I return." He got up, but both girls closed in. "I swear to tell you when I get back."

They stared at him then moved out of his way. "We'll hold you to that, Kis-Kis."

"Will you ever lose that nickname for me?"

"No," they said as they walked out of the room.

Tessai walked in. "Sir?"

"I'm going out. Keep an eye on the shop."

Tessai nodded and Kisuke was gone.

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"He better be back soon." Kaylee was sorting all of the good in the store.

"Almost done?" Raven yawned, sitting on a mat.

"Yeah, about 20 more to go," Kaylee answered, "He sure is going to be mad about this."

"Nah. He'll be happy he doesn't have to do it." Raven got up and went into the kitchen. "Want anything to drink?"

"Beer," was her answer.

"'Kay. I'll see if he has any." Raven raided the refrigerator. She found what she was looking for. "He didn't have the alcoholic version, but he was obviously thinking about you at some point. That or Tessai was. He had Root Beer."

"Exactly what I wanted."

They found a spot to sit and waited for Kisuke to return.

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"Tessai!" a cherry voice called. Kisuke opened the front door to the shop.

"Yes, sir?"

"Ms. Kuchiki here is in need of a gigai. Take her to the back, will you? Come in, Rukia, come in." Kisuke stood aside and a girl with raven hair and a white robe thing stepped up.

"You!" The girls jumped up and pointed at her.

"Me?" she pointed at herself, confused.

"You were the one that killed that giant thing with the mask earlier," Kaylee started.

"That was chasing that ghost girl and Ichigo," Raven finished and looked sideways at Kaylee, who had read her mind. "Oh, Kis-Kis.."

"Time to anny up," Kaylee finished for her.

"Ms. Kuchiki, meet my girls, Raven and Kaylee."

"You have kids?" Rukia screeched.

"Oh no. I mean they stat with me sometimes. They're from America," he turned to said transfers, "And Rukia is a Soul Reaper."

"What?"

"Hold on, girls."

They opened their mouths to yell but then saw Tessai wave Kisuke and Rukia into the back.

"What the hell?" Kaylee and Raven yelled.

"Listen. Kaylee. Raven." The seriousness in Kisuke's voice stopped the girls cold, their anger instantly deflating. "I will explain it all after Rukia's taken care of."

Kaylee nodded. Raven's voice was barely above a whisper, "Okay..."

Then he disappeared.

The multicolored haired girls were silent. Their eyes moved towards each other until they locked.

"Scary," they muttered.

Raven sat on the steps of the front of the shop while Kaylee laid on the floor, both still in their uniforms. They stayed silent while waiting for Kisuke.

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After getting Rukia into her gigai, Tessai and Kisuke set up a room for her. Kisuke left Tessai to care for Rukia and went to the front of the shop where he felt Kaylee and Raven's spiritual energies. They radiated in waves throughout the building. If Kisuke and Tessai hadn't been so strong themselves, the girls' spiritual energy probably would have crushed them.

"They must be asleep," Kisuke mused, "They just can't control it once their minds wander or they're asleep."

He proved himself right when he stepped into the shop. Raven had moved to lean against the door frame, her lead lolling to the side. Kaylee had curled herself into a ball in the middle of the floor, her legs up to her chest and her arms under her head.

Kisuke chuckled to himself. He debated whether or not to wake them up; he knew that they would most likely never forgive him if he waited until tomorrow, but it looked like they needed the sleep. Urahara decided to go ahead and wake them up. He didn't feel like cleaning up his own blood.

Kisuke knelt down beside Kaylee and began shaking her shoulder. "Kaylee. Kaylee."

"Go'way," the girl muttered.

"Alright. Then I guess you don't wanna know the truth-"

In an instant, both girls were right in front of Kisuke, only inches between them. "Spill, Kisuke."

He cocked his hat forward and smiled. "Alright then."

Kisuke led the girls to his sitting room. All it had in it was a round table and a cabinet.

"Wow. I've been passing through this room so fast, I never noticed how bare it is," Raven said, glancing around.

Kaylee sat down on a cushion. "I know. You're room are so weird, Uncle Kisuke."

"Tessai, how 'bout some tea?"

"Right away, sir," came the big guy's voice.

"Right. Now first off, there's a place called Soul Society. It's parallel with our world, the world of the living. If one gets destroyed, they both do. The sould that have been chasing you go there when they pass on, some on their own, some with the help of a Soul Reaper's Konsou. If said souls have an incredible amount of spiritual energy, they most likely become Soul Reapers. Rukia is a Soul Reaper. Soul Reapers also go by Death Gods or Shinagami's. It's the Soul Reapers job to protect the souls of both worlds. Any questions so far?"

Raven raised her hand.

"Let's see..." Kisuke looked around, pretending to look for questioners. "Yes, Raven."

She rolled her eyes. "So what does the Konsou do exactly and what was that giant thing with the mask?"

"The Konsou literally purifies the soul and sends it on to the Soul Society, where it will end up in one of eighty districts. The higher the number, the more dangers that lie within in."

The door opened. Tessai set the tea things on the table and sat as well.

"Thank you, Tessai. The thing you saw is called a Hallow. Hallow are souls that haven't passed on once they've died and stay here in the world of the living for too long. Usually, when a soul is stuck here, they can't handle it when an enemy forgets them or a loved one moves on. This despair and anger eats away at them until they turn themselves into Hallow, or they're literally eaten and turned. When a soul transforms into a Hallow, they gain supernatural powers. They use there powers to devour the souls of those closest to them, then anyone else they can find."

"That's messed up," Kaylee said, "Why are they like that?"

"It's just the way it goes." Kisuke opened his fan. "When a Soul Reaper kills a Hallow, they're swords, or Zanpakto, purifies the sins of that soul and gets the same result as a Konsou. If the soul had commited a serious crime, let's say murder, then when the Soul Reaper killed the Hallow powers of that soul, said soul will go to the underworld instead of Soul Society. I was hoping you wouldn't have to find out like this, but then again it would have been a waste of your spiritual energy. So I guess I gave to make do."

"Make do with what exactly?" Kaylee asked.

"Follow me." The grin appeared again.

Kaylee groaned as she wanted her Uncle Kisuke get up and leave. "I hate when he does that."

"What? Ignores your question or gives you this giant speech about something serious then gives you that damned grin?"

"Both."

He opened a hatch in the floor. A ladder was set against one side. They looked at him weirdly, but he just waved his fan down. Going down the ladder took a bit, but when they reached the end, the girls found the long trip was well worth it.

It was a huge basement, made to look like an outdoor environment complete with a blue sky and small mountainous hills and boulders splayed everywhere.

"Wow... who knew we had a basement," Kaylee mused, looking around, "And one that has it's own environment."

Raven bent down and knocked one of the rocks. "They're real.."

Kaylee looked back at Kisuke. "So you going to answer my question? Or will I have to beat it out of you?"

"Um, Kaylee, what is he doing?" Raven asked her, watching as Kisuke brought out a sword from his cane.

"He's not going to swing at us," Kaylee waved it off.

"You sure? He looks a bit serious." Raven came to stand next to Kaylee. "Hey, Uncle Kisuke, what are y- AHH!"

The girls jumped backwards, trying to avoid the blade he swung at them.

"Okay, I stand corrected." Kaylee then rolled behind a boulder. "What the hell, Kis-Kis?"

Kisuke was in front of Raven and he lunged at her. She moved away, but he still nicked her in the arm. Kaylee heard Raven scream and went running towards her. When she got there, the only thing she saw was a small puddle of blood. She heard the swish of a blade cutting the air and tuck 'n' rolled 20 feet forward before jumping behind another rock.

"If you don't stop me, I'll just keep hurting you and maybe your brothers too..." Kisuke's voice rang out.

"You put a finger on our brothers and you'll regret it!" both girls yelled.

"Raven, where are you?" Kaylee moved to peek around her boulder and found Raven leaning against another one with her hand over her bleeding arm. "You okay?"

"Yeah, it's not that bad." Raven walked over to Kaylee. "He just poofed in front of me and cut me. At least I was able to dodge it a bit, or I would have lost an arm- Kaylee, look out!"

Kaylee heard the swishing sound again, then a sharp pain in her right shoulder. Kisuke tsked at her slow movements.

"You bastard! What the hell are you doing?" Tears pricked at Raven's eyes as she tried to hold Kaylee up.

Kaylee's vision faded in and out from the pain. She saw Raven crying and trying to pull her away from Kisuke. She turned her head slightly. Kisuke raised his sword and jabbed at Raven, getting her in the gut.

Kaylee's vision cleared and she saw red. She stood tall, put her palm out and said, "Hado, Number 54! Haien!"

Kisuke jumped away from the purple mass hurdling towards him. "Good. Her powers are coming to the surface."

Kaylee dropped to the ground, suddenly spent of her energy, and blacked out. Raven pulled her shirt away from her wound. She looked down at Kaylee.

Raven dropped to her knees, grimacing when the impact jarred her wound, and shook Kaylee. "Kaylee! Kaylee! What did you do to her?" Raven stood up, shakily facing him.

"I'm trying to help the two of you."

"Bullshit!" She held out her palm, same as Kaylee had done, and said, "Bakudo, Number 63! Sajo Sabaku!"

Golden ropes wound themselves around Kisuke, holding his arms at his side. Raven chuckled at her success then blacked out. She landed in a ball next to Kaylee.

Kisuke smiled a very small smile at the girls. Even without knowing exactly what they were doing, they had done an amazing job, considering how he started it. He struggled against the binding for a second, then it broke. "Tessai."

"Sir!" Tessai picked the girls up and somehow made it back up the ladder and tucked them into bed. While they slept, he healed their wounds.

Kisuke followed slowly, wondering what will happen tomorrow.

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Ok, how bad was it? I know I didn't get Tessai right, but honestly, I don't really like him so I never paid any attention to him. R+R people!

Kaylee - Wow, we got our asses kicked.

Raven - No kidding. Why'd you have to write it like that, Aaden K?"

Aaden K - I'm sorry, alright? Jeez. Not totally just my fault. MICEY!

Micey - Sorry, I gave her the idea. *hides behind Kaylee* Aaden just wrote it on the page.

Kaylee - *steps away* Oh no, you're not hiding behind me!

Aaden K - *grins evilly at Micey*

Micey - Why are you looking at me like that? (Aaden ran at Micey who turned and ran away) Thanks for reading and hoped you liked it!

(1) = Yes, that is from 'Kim Possible'. She calls her twin dweeb brothers "Tweebs". I cannot take credit for that one. 'Thweebs' is my made up word from 'tweebs' meaning three dweebs. It's the same thing, just add one.

(2) = In case you didn't get it, Raven's going from English to Japanese. It's supposed to only have the first part underlined