Sour Patch Dreams

By: xxtwins

Summary: Toy Story spoof. Josh's one-shot dream.

Disclaimer:Was very bored today. (Sadly) Don't own Kyle XY or Toy Story or SPKs. ENJOY!! :)

Josh closed his eyes. He wasn't sure why( mabey he'd eaten to many Sour Patch Kid's or played too much G-Force), but he started to have a very strange dream.

Andy and Josh were suddenly wandering around in a Sour Patch Kid bag.

Sour Patch Kids (hundreds of them, all identical, different colors, and way to cute) looked at them.

An orange Sour Patch Kid said excitedly," A stranger!"

A green Sour Patch Kid said," From the outside!"

In union they all exclaimed," Oo-o-o-o-o-o..."

Andy said," Greetings! I am Andy Jenson! We come in peace!"

The green one said, "Tell us! What is it like outside?"

The Sour Patch Kids rushed towards them like jabbering, excited children.

Josh asked,"Who's in charge? We need to get out of here" All the SPKs point upward.

"The Ky-y-y-y-l-e!!

Josh and Andy looked up at the open end of the bag.

The orange one proclaimed, "The Kyle is our master!"

The green one added, "The Kyle chooses who will go and who will stay."

Josh muttered to himself, "This is ludicrous."

Kyle's hand then hovers above the opening.

Josh yells, "Oh, no! Kyle!!"

Josh tackled Andy, pushing the two of them deep into the pile of Sour Patch Kids.

He exclaimed, "Get down!!"

Andy loudly whispered, "What's gotten into you? I was --"

Josh said," Just stay down!"

A red Sour Patch Kid interupts,"Sh-h-h-h-h-h. The Kyle. It moves."

Kyle's hand reached into the bag and grabed a yellow Sour Patch Kid.

It whispered excitedly," I have been chosen! Farewell, my friends! I go on to a better place."

With the Sour Patch Kid gone, Andy's becomes exposed.

Josh, still hidden, frantically looked around for some way to escape. Behind him, through the Sour Patch Kids, he eyed...a small rip in the bag!!He pushed through the Sour Patch Kids toward the rip. Kyle's hand reached again and began to lift Andy up.

Josh gasped," Andy, NO!"

Josh grabed ahold of Andy's feet. He and Kyle began to have a tug-of-war with Andy. Josh pulled down hard, forcing Andy to sink into the pile of Sour Patch Kid, out of Kyle's view.

Kyle said confused," Wha -- ? Hey!!"

Still tugging for Andy, Josh pulled her closer to the rip. Just then, the Sour Patch Kids tried to stop Josh and push them towards Kyle.

The green one said," She has been chosen."

Josh yelled," Hey! What are you doing?"

A orange one said," She must go!"

Josh whacked them with his free hand away," Stop it, you -- ! Stop it, you...Cavity Causers!"

All Sour Patch Kids are babbling,"She must go! Do not fight the Kyle! Do not anger the Kyle! She has been chosen."

Kyle jerked them out of the bag. Both Josh and Andy are screaming as they are heading toward his mouth. Andy is flailing her arms and Josh kicking his legs in mid-air.

Still screaming, Josh wakes up in cold sweat. Breathing heavily, he tosses his Sour Patch Kid bag into the garbage muttering," She'll never be chosen," then he added, "by anyone except me."