Doctor of Oz
Chapter one: VAF
After a trip to 4th century England, the tenth doctor and his partner Rose were both in the TARDIS with Rose dressed ready for 1959. However, he accidentally hit a warp hole and had to go through a Vristlevang Army Field or VAF for short.
"So, let me get this straight. VAF can only hear frequencies?"
"Yep. All soldiers are told to attack unknown objects as a reflex."
Just then, Roses phone rang. It was Jackie on the other end.
"Hey rose, you'll never guess what happened."
"What?"
"They fixed the shop you used to work at. You dashed off so fast I didn't have time to tell you."
"Mum, we've been over this. I'm happy in the TARDIS. I'll visit you soon but not to stay."
"You might want to hang up Rose" advised the doctor.
"Rose your never home for long. I never get to talk to you properly face to face! Now come home."
"Now would be a very good time!"
"No mum. Normal mothers would want their daughters to be happy."
"Great, they've spotted us. Hang up!" This time, the doctor hung up the phone himself. "Phone frequencies can be heard by the VAT!"
BOOM! Two torpedoes hit the TARDIS. And the doctor had just fixed it from the parallel universe. It was like a tornado hit it and was swirling it.
"We're going down!" said Rose. "What were those?"
"Delusion torpedoes. I'd say one was category O ant the other was category Z. What you see will not be real, including me drifting off into the sun right now. See you soon."