"Come on! Move faster!" Lock hurried the bathtub as fast as he could. But the little porcelain bathtub wasn't going any faster. In fact, it wasn't going anywhere. It hadn't taken off yet at a gallop. It hadn't busted out of the tiled bathroom like the Incredible Hulk or perhaps Kool-Aid Man. It hadn't even neighed like a horse!
Lock pulled off his scary mask to reveal his extra scary face underneath, he curled his blue lips and kicked his red pajama pants legs in the water as he sat in the middle of the tub. He pouted and whined as he splashed his hands around the tub. "Wh-what happened, did you drown?"
At that moment, his worst fears were realized as Experiment 221, who had the wrong idea when Lock had busted into his apartment looking to steal his things and had completely misunderstood why Lock was splashing around telling SOMEBODY to move faster. Wanting sexy bathtime playtime too, Experiment 221 cozied up to Lock in the bathtub.
A shiver went through Lock's spine followed by 50,000 volts of electricity as Experiment 221 dispersed throughout the tub water.
Investigating the scene, Roo discovered the culprit. Somebody had stuffed a pooh stick into the bathtub's drain. Snapping on some thick rubber gloves, Roo reached into the tub and plucked out the stick causing the blockage. The tub gurgled and drained as Lock's stiff body slouched over and Experiment 221 was lost to the sewage system. He carefully removed the rubber gloves and headed off to return the pooh stick to the Fellowship of the Pooh.
The End